My wife and I did infertility treatments for years, and one of the really fun things *strong sarcastic tone here* we did was artificial insemination, to ensure that the sperm were reaching the egg. Of course, our doctor had to examine the “specimen” I provided under a microscope first, to ensure it was of sufficient quality and quantity. And yes, he did praise the load, although the procedure was nonetheless ineffective.
one small step for sperm, one giant leap for load?
Doctor: “Hey Mr. JB, I see one of your sperms has reached the target…yes, he’s climbing up the egg now…he’s gone to the back side…wait…and there he is!! He’s put up his flag to signal victory!!”
You’d think that once they get through menopause, they no longer have PMS. Unfortunately, they still do, but you can’t anticipate when it will happen. I call it Post Menstrual Syndrome.
Oh, load…
It’s a load of something.
You want the low down on the down load, on the down low?
Dude, seriously?
I think my question speaks for itself!
questions do speak: I once asked a question and it answered all by itself.
I often make statements that ask me questions, too.
Stop all the downloadin!
Yeah, it’s a load of crap! XD
…wow. Just… wow.
some kind of weird bukkake porno perhaps?
Probably. With nuns. The Load works in mysterious ways.
My loads are very predictable.
My GF usually does…
That’s what SHE said!
…Oh wait…
I do have to say, my kid did make an impressive load in his pants, and you should always praise your kids for their accomplishments.
GIves new meaning to the phrase “porcelain throne.”
That’s a TRUCK DRIVER prayer… or slogan!
I believe you mean “Yea”, not “Ye”
Oh my dog!
Oh, Don Piano!!! Why I eyes ya? ALL THE LIVELONG DAY!!!
I lol’d hard at your comment. THANK YOU! Glad to see someone reference that!
Oh, gosh, you knew!
LOL’d at that one. ^__^
All hail the Hypnoload?
Hypnoload does not dance to the music…
it slithers
… the music dances to Hypnoload!
…and pass the ammunition? WTF?
That’s what I said….
Pretty sure I just saw a porno called that…
AHA! another porno freak, like me! Come to my arms! but keep your load far away..
Yeah, load of laundry is sooo not the load of which I was thinking.
same here
My wife and I did infertility treatments for years, and one of the really fun things *strong sarcastic tone here* we did was artificial insemination, to ensure that the sperm were reaching the egg. Of course, our doctor had to examine the “specimen” I provided under a microscope first, to ensure it was of sufficient quality and quantity. And yes, he did praise the load, although the procedure was nonetheless ineffective.
one small step for sperm, one giant leap for load?
Doctor: “Hey Mr. JB, I see one of your sperms has reached the target…yes, he’s climbing up the egg now…he’s gone to the back side…wait…and there he is!! He’s put up his flag to signal victory!!”
Hehe…hehehe.
Woody Allen showed something just like this in a film.
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask
Leeeeeeeeeet’s Maaaaaaaaaaake Babieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
yes, but will they has PMS too?
What do you mean, “too”?
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pregnant women don’t has PMS- they has Baby Brain.
You’d think that once they get through menopause, they no longer have PMS. Unfortunately, they still do, but you can’t anticipate when it will happen. I call it Post Menstrual Syndrome.
Praise the Load, and pass the ammunition.
The ammunition has to be passed before the load arrives! Simple human physiology…
This is art.
Not just any art – this is theatre!
The title is the best! “the valley of the shadow of Dreft”!! LMAO!
Thanx for reminding me to google “Dreft”. Now I get the joke. We don’t have Dreft here AFAIK.
So you didn’t get the Dreft, huh? I used to work grocery stock, and if a case was cut too deep, the boxes would leak and we’d get a drift of Dreft!
LOL! I got a mental image of that, (possibly aided by the Simpsons episode where Homer corners the sugar market).
Dear Load, I thank thee for everything that’s loaded.
Except Donald Trump.
..Or people that has whatchamagoo..
As Nick Manning would say “Ahhhhhhhhh yeah praisin’ loads!”
I really want to know you
Really want to go with you
Really want to shoot my load
It won’t take long, my load.
just pray there’s no stone stored or it’ll be a night of sniping.
Jesus saves. Praise the load.
Moses invests. Praise getting loaded.
Noah divests. Prays getting boated.
Jonah ingests. The whale’s getting bloated.
I regrets…this thread is getting toasted
Cast your thread upon the waters. For many days you will find it moderated.
But cast not your pearls before swine. Or your girls, before wine.
can we cast the dolphins from the wineglass?
You can take the dolphins out of the wineglass, but you can’t take the wineglass away from the dolphins!
No one mention the dove dropping a load?
Maybe the bird is loaded… so praise it!
Can’t say I ever got loaded with a bird! Although I do get pretty loaded with turkey on Thanksgiving…
Oh, Load won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz…..
well if you stay away from the slumber parties…
You also must respect the Bat.
cheeses!!
praise the load!!
why didn’t noah save the fish from the flood?