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You can always tell authenticity when you see it!
Sounds to me rather like a Hebrew blessing. And a Calvim Klain to you, too!
its not so much an error in translation, more of a piracy, such copies are rampant in china, example of which would be a rip off of dunhill, named danhill.. but still owrth a few laughs i guess..
That’s what I figured, and really that’s nothing new, although the pirates are more prolific than ever. When I was young, and “Tasco” was a well-respected name in optics, I saw a microscope that was made by “Tasoo.” If you didn’t look closely, you could be fooled.
…so you should look closely, with a Tasco to notice…?
I’ve seen adidass
I’ve seen some asses that looked like they’ve been did…
No Socks or Odor Eaters! Nothing comes between me and my Calvim Klain’s.
I wonder if they stock Opcesshun perfume.
And Aramess cologne for men.
Aramess would be a great cologne for men who are a mess!
Whoops, wrong bottle. ArmAss smells like submarine duty.
No, I’m afraid ArmAss would smell much worse!!!
Just ask DnT about an alfi sting!
Who is Al, and why was DnT fisting him? *insert look of horror here*
I spent 4 years assigned to a submarine crew, 2-1/2 years at sea. After several months away from home port and a crew of 120 in 90 berths, it could be bottled and certified as ArmAss.
That explains a lot…
I’m afraid to ask whose poodle needed grooming on a sub.
All of them probably needed trimming, but I wasn’t going to do it.
Right next to the Tomi Herrfiga. Try to avoind Rarf Raren, he shat his pants.
Was it fish he shat? That would be a mite uncomfortable, fish wriggling around in one’s pants!
They were blasting everyone with his new cologne before he died of AIDS. We all had to go in and get HIV testing.
Stop make fun of my fake designers. I pay good money for them.
Wait, they’re fake? Even the Rolleks? Well…crap.
no, the Rolleks is real crap.
Not suitable for riding your Harei Davehong – get a proper pair of boots. Maybe from Arpin Stare.
Steel toe work boots from Ree Dwing.
Naw. Cowboy boots, from Otny Mala. Specially if there the schrosti niks kind. I had a pair of Otny Malas. But they was regular omo wco thaleer.
ugh saint laurent is also good.
I found Engrish Reather.
How can you forget Scaro ed al Atner? Sounds like a mullah from Mynee, don’t it?
Finish the limerick:
There once was a mullah from Mynee,…
that ran a maddrass quite tiny.
He taught them to mime,
and the Koran in rhyme,
and polished gold the dome shiny.
Win!
Witha student who one day got whiny,
So he brandished a stick,
And yelled “Stop that, real quick,
Or I’ll get all sharia on your hiney!”
And as an assassin with confident glee
He drew his scimitar sword
Against Harrison Ford
And died in a manor untimely
On a Mexican island quite briny.
His niece, young Anurka
Had to wear a full burka
Since he dreaded a flu that was swiny.
And Borks Bothers?
My father once told me that in the years right after WWII, when products from Japan were widely regarded as being of poor quality, there was a city named “Usa” that suddenly became a manufacturing center, because they could stamp in all caps, “MADE IN USA.” I’ve never seen any mention of this anywhere, so take it as just an anecdote, but my dad was not prone to making up stories.
That was mentioned in a book called “When I Whistle” by Shusaku Endo, which I had to read at high school 24 years ago now. For some reason I still remember that.
Finally, Dad’s story confirmed! I don’t really know why I remember the story, since it must be close to 50 years since I heard it, and it wasn’t one of the ones he retold and retold (there were plenty of those, believe me!). He never did talk much of the war, though, even though he saw plenty of action, including D-Day. (He’s still alive, but his mental faculties are fading.)
Colleagues are gonna ruff dis!!
I personally prefer Konna Daren.
Only in china you will see bootlegged “Calvim kleins”!
if it was from china, it would say: Carvin Krein corrections. its really made in the Philippines.
These are rip-offs of the Colvin Kleios I bought in Beijing!
Hey! They spelled “collection” correctly! What are the chances of that?