You mean Herpes? I was happy when I contracted it …
100% Happy Virus
Everyday be happy!
I wish you are always smiling!
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Is that Pocket Monsters I see thar?
Anyway, I think this was a mistranslation of “bug.”
Good call.
They translated “Pocket Monsters?” They didn’t think English speakers would know what the hell “Pokemon” meant?
No, they were just hoping that the English speakers wouldn’t know the etymology of Pokemon and would think “Pocket Monsters” was something new!
If you were looking at Pikachu,
And Pikachu looked back at you,
I doubt most folks would think
That they’re seeing something new.
True?
My little tribute to
Theodore Geisel, honorary PhD (or MD?)
The late Dr. Seuss, and a great one was he,
Was one of the many with no doctorate degree!
I loved Dr Seuss books when learning to read,
Especially the one with a thing called a “thneed”.
Fun once again he certainly was,
When reading to my kid of the Zizzer Zazzer Zuzz.
sorry to be such a *nudge*, but i believe the word you were looking for in the headline was “contracted”
love the blog, btw!!
it SAYS contracted…
Keep happy virus away from my pocket monster!
Keep happy virus away from me, full stop. I demand the right to be a grumpy old besom if I feel like it.
If you want to be some besom, we certainly won’t stand in your way.
contracted…
must be syphilis or something else that causes irreparable brain damage.
Syphilis is a spirochete, a bacterium, not a virus at all. And tertiary syphilitics don’t get happy, but usually irritable, depressed, and demented. Sorry to disappoint you, but as far as I know, there are no fun STDs!
No worries!
Aier Disinfector can take care of that.
This is movie promotional material for Disney’s “Herpes the Love Bug”
did anyone else notice the blue sign in the background that said se.x?
Now you mention it….. does the next line say ALL DAY? That’s some happy virus!
24/7 erection?
That’s a medical condition called priapism. Google it & find out how much fun it isn’t.
No, that’s just Engrish for the news in the US every four years.
“100% Happy Virus. Everybody be happy!” Isn’t that taking the attitude “always look on the bright side of life” a little too far?
And do I now hear faint whistling in the background?
Great. I’ve contracted something for which their is no cure. I can only treat the symptoms while the virus does its thing and kills me. I am just overrrrjjjjjoooyyyyyeedddd.
Insert the Ren and Stimpy “Happy Joy” song here.
THERE IZ NO CYUR 4 TEH HAPPEH
I think I might buy one of those bulletin boards if I saw it. lol
But would you buy it if you didn’t see it?
Go to the China Town in Chicago, there is a shopping strip, that has two levels. It’s in the store on the way end, on the right, across from a resturant that is the best ever.
P.S those are my hands!!
Good call.
Viruses aren’t that happy…
How do you know? Talked to any viruses lately?