Not something I would advertise
Raping
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Submitted by: ashleytheundertaker via Engrish Funny Submissions
A kids t-shirt found while volunteering at a Goodwill-like place in Israel.
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It’s good to know rapists are working on building their pride and self-esteem!
yeah. it’s the ‘in’ thing nowadays..dude.
I’m sorry, but for that kind of goal you need to hold the boombox ABOVE your head, not on your shoulder.
What does that say on his shirt, “Koker”? Is that meant to imply that he does kokaine? Or Koka-Kola?
he’s in koka-Kain, new and improved.
And underneath “raping,” that looks like an angled perspective of the registered trademark of Alcoholics Anonymous, a triangle within a circle. So I guess he’s a sober rapist!
Now now, if you color the triangle in rainbow, you get the symbol for gay pride. Since it’s only yellow, he must be 1/7 gay, or a bisexual rapist. CYA! LITERALLY!
Sorry, but I’ve never seen that symbol in reference to gay pride, and my internet search did not turn it up either. The rainbow is the most ubiquitous gay pride symbol, although the lambda and the triangle (standing alone) are also used.
You’re right, I had my symbols mixed up. The rainbow triangle stands alone, thile the inverted PINK triangle is within a black circle. Still, if someone were colorblind, the triangle may appear pink?
In adendum, both the standalone rainbow triangle and the pink triangle in the circle are inverted, as in there is a vertex at the bottom.
I don’t want this to sound racist, but…
I find it funnier that he’s white!
EVERYONE is white in the eyes of Asians. Ever notice that ALL Japanese and Korean anime features WHITE characters, even when it is set in Asia? The old excuse “I don’t see color” must only fork for Asians.
*work for* Why would an Asian use a fork? They have chopsticks!
Except that this says it was found in Israel…
Israel IS in Asia, so my theory holds.
Yeah, I always see the rabbis eating their gefilte fish with chop sticks. The matzohball soup is a little tough, though.
Israel is in the middle-East, not Asia.
But the continent it is a part of is indeed Asia.
Sure forks for me!
it’s knife to hear that.
And it’s better sooner than ladle.
Let’s sieve we can make this the longest chain of puns ever.
Hope the Dreadful Pun Fairy has been whisked away somewhere!
That would make this even grater!
Although she usually ends up adding a spoonful or two of puns herself!
Except for you and me, everyone else is strangely silent. What’s the matter? Cat’s got your tongs?
Now that you mention it, I do wisk more people would participate.
Sorry, I didn’t reamer-mber that you had already taken that one. And don’t (melon) baller pointing out my typo.
oh let the people just blend in..
OK you two! You can opener pun run any time, but remember the time zones. Some of us were asleep while this was going on.
I’m busy cleaning up after using my Harley chopper.
I’m sorry to hear you chopped up your Harley. Perhaps you could get a nice Harei Davehong instead!
The attachments are all too big for the dishwasher and have to be taken to the car wash.
What, you’ve never cleaned pieces of motorcycle in the bath? (I used to get into trouble for that, I’m not allowed to do it any more).
I can chop and pack 200lb of sour kraut a minute. (keep JohnB away from the inlet chute. Oh shoot.)
nope….there are many more cleaver puns to be said
This thread is such a strain on the poor Dreadful Pun Fairy, she’s had to go and lie down.
a lying fairy! how terrible! ashamed ashamed!
Ashamed ashamed??? Po’ fairy!!!
Most of them should have been panned.
Those who find gold have often panned.
Critics like to pan anything they think is NOT gold. Strange creatures….
This pun run is a strainer, for sure!
I guess we beater into submission!
*sob*
get up and scoop them all!
*Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*
*clonk*
!..didn’t know you could clonk fu!
Have trained a bit in clonk fu, also okidoki.
Okidoki! those were the days…
let me tell you a story. During the dark days of world war 0.5, the emperor, who wore a dark blue cloak, said to the queen of nanari…
hey! you falling asleep?
Oh, shove it up your ura waza, I’m busy being depressed.
I like to get my suits deep pressed.
Dr H, do you know clonk flu, too? If so, why don’t you get busy on that swine flu thing!
tis a fine skillet to have!
It takes a lot of wok, though.
just fork to spoon the pans out!
Yeah, you ever notice how pale most Japanese girls actually are?
(except for the gyaru who think they are on their way to a hip hop video shoot)
Skin bleach is included in most of the skin cremes here.
The characters are not ‘white’. They are what ever nationality their name denotes. ;D
Do Japanese people also see everyone with big eyes?
Only those who have big eyes.
What’s he intend to do with that thumb?
You really want know?
Little Jack R@per,
He pulled a mean caper,
And r@ped all the girls that came ’round.
He stuck his thumb up,
But along came a cop
Who gave him a solid thumbs down.
An Israeli tee with a white suburban street hip-hop wannnabee whose giving thumbs up to Raping. Hmmm. Trying way too hard to establish street cred, methinks.
Would the “KDKER” be a screw-up of the word “LAKER” maybe, or a way to avoid royalty payments? Would have Kobe Bryant connotations, but the number is 32 and not Mr. Bryant’s 24. They trying to pin this on Magic? He got plenty of other problems.
I really think it’s an “O” that is made to look more D-like by the tails of the “K.” Not that Koker makes much more sense than Kdker…
This wouldn’t be a promo t-shirt for radio station KDK Pittsburgh, the very first radio broadcaster? They were trying to upgrade their image, and screwed up big time. They probably dumped these in other markets to recoup some of their money.
excuse me, “update”
I believe the call letters are KDKA.
Yup, I believe your belief is not belief but fact. Still, you got a better explanation for “KDKER” or “KOKER”? Unless I’m close on the Kobe thing.
Banging my head trying to make sense out of Engrish. Obviously, I got time on my hands, not much to do, and not a lot of sense. Though I think I’m more trying to figure out the original wording that got mangled in the Engrish. But that just brings us back to…
Po! A Tubby! A Tel-ee-tubby!….
No Means Yo! =:|
Too much made of the O/D differential here… Magnification has it as a clear ‘D’, not that KDKER has a meaning, tho…
Apparently, the raper/rapist mentality can make shout-outs to any combo of letters it wants. Get used to it, or put a better padlock on your chastity belt, betch.
How about “Kooky Drawing of a Kid Endorsing Rape”?
I like the way you think!
or its michael jackson trying out a new disguise.
It’s certainly the right colour.
But the nose and chin are waaay too big! And the figure is waaay too masculine! It’s hard to pull off Michael’s Slightly Built, Slightly Deformed Androgynous Alien look, and hard to disguise it.
I believe everyone is reading way too far into a common mis-spelling of Rapping, the shirt was developed by KDK Record Company, and the misprint was shipped and sold anyways to reduce the loss in money.
Nope. This is one of the shirts that sex offenders are required to wear upon release from prison and entering a community. Or they violate parole. They can’t show you the tee shirt they’re required to wear if that happens.
thats one bad typo!!
And we had a lot of fun taking the P out of it.
One bad Type O can spoil the whole transfusion.
Awwww, don’t be A Negative.
Type A’s are more likely to spoil the transfusion, but being negative actually helps! But in point of fact, I B positive.
I’m definitely not a type A, but I did get an A+.
Plus what?
Rh factor.
He must have lost his right arm in a raping competition
And had a boom box surgically implanted as a prosthesis.
i believe koker is simply a clothing brand in israel. i am fluent in hebrew and i don’t think it actually translates to anything meaningful. i was actually part of the group that discovered this t-shirt…. crazy.
^who are you,Pittsburgh?I’m assuming Orr or Tamar,since they’re the only ones fluent in Hebrew.
In any case,Koker is still a ridiculous name for a clothing line.
or I guess it could be Yoni.Not like it matters.I’m just curious.
Yoni is something Hindu/Sanskrit, not Hebrew. And it’s something you usually can’t discuss in mixed company. Unless you’re Hindu.
It does matter, too; you have to know the difference between that and Lingam.
it’s also short for Yonatan,which is indeed Hebrew.
oh,and to be clear,I was actually talking about one of the guys who was on the trip where we found this shirt…and his nickname’s Yoni.
just putting that out there.
I definitely wasn’t talking about the Sanskrit version of the name/word.Although,maybe i’ll inform Yoni that if he ever goes to India,he should go by his full name.