Well, I do have my sword at the ready …
Are you ready? Fight!
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Urinals at FujiQ amusement park in Shizuoka Japan.
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AIM!!
If anyone starts That Sort Of Thing in here, you’ll soon find that urinal sorts of trouble.
*C L O N K *
HALP HALP HALP I am turning into Droll not Troll HAAAAAAALP!
did I just impersonate a fairy? DO NOT WANT!!
Yes! AND your impersonation was spot on, want or not!
I never metamorphosis I didn’t like.
were you morph’s friend?
A little more phosis, a little less phosis, what’s the difference?
I detect a cockroach. Should we check you into this small hotel?
Kafka as exterminator?
where’s the engrish here?
It’s not Engrish, but English Fail.
Trust me, they had no intention of this being as funny as it is…:D
If your average Japanese person saw you snickering at it, they wouldn’t understand why…
Why not? It’s at an amusement park. They probably knew exactly what they were doing.
If I remember right, the other part of the restroom (around the mirror) says something like “You Are Handsome Guy!”
Is that the part of the restroom only the victors get to use?
brawl sponsored toilets…
I think that there are little targets in the bowl so you can practice your aim.
Like “Potty Pot Shots” – you could buy a packet of these little paper battleships for menfolk; the idea was to drop ‘em into the loo and then, according to the packaging “Blast ‘em out of the water!”
They’re encouraging cock-fighting!
Ha. I’m glad I haven’t been in that bathroom. I don’t want some dude to try and sword fight me and get pee all over the place.
I get pissed off if I get pissed on.
Resulting in a viscous circle.
I’m not sure I WANT to see the “Fatalities” that are inflicted in that form of Mortal Kombat…
Heads will roll!
If you could read the wall behind the stalls it would say “Finish Him!”
For that matter, it reminds me of that scene from an 80s(?) movie where I guy was doing a girl, while wearing a glow in the dark condom – then her man came home, she had him hide, and the lights when out.
The BF saw the other glow (they were opposing lightsaber colors), and hilarity ensued, in the dark.
Eventually, the first guy called from jail, asking to be bailed out, and when someone asked what he got arrested for, the person he called said, “Cock fighting…”
The movie was “S.O.B”, released in 1981, directed by Blake Edwards.
My mistake…it was “Skin Deep”, 1989, with John Ritter, also directed by Blake Edwards.
I’ve been there. I LOL’d. Too bad I forgot about those pics when I’m back home.
O.o I hate to wonder what’s in the girl’s restroom…
Floor wateriness – beware hoof.
let the pissing contest begin or is that way too obvious
No – I believe it needed to be said…
Point and shoot!
Finish Him!
Him, Finnish? Funny, he doesn’t look it!
NOBODY expects the Finnish Inquisition!
Is that like the Spanish Inquisition only with Saunas
No, it has the Comfy Nordic-Style Chair.
Cock fights?
Now I finally understand what cock fighting is about.
Wow, this kind of things take place in the male’s bathroom.
that’s the only place where we can take a breather from you women.
As much time as women spend in there, I’ve often suspected there was an amusement park IN the ladies’ room!
Secret Women’s Business. We could tell you, but then we’d have to kill you.
Might as well go ahead and tell us. You women are going to be the death of us anyway!
Hey, I’m holding my wand here, are you hoping for a clonk?
I’ve learned that that approach usually turns women off.
cock fights it is.
*takes out lightsaber*
Okay, who wants some?
what, pee pies?
Yes, with two apples added in for that extra zing.
i’ve always been training all my life for this moment gnyahahahaha
Time to reload. Where’s the beer?
no Engrish there… Funny, but not an Engrish at all.
What was the intent of the person who posted the sign there? Engrish is about errors in communication caused by utilizing a non-native language. It is not confined to errors of punctuation or spelling. Since the intent of the sign poster is inscrutable, this IS Engrish! AND it’s funny!
The key concept of Engrishfunny is the culture clash generated by others using English words and foreign norms or idioms in an attempt to communicate.
As has been observed by previous wise personages: if it lolz, it rolls. I shall continue to gather me lols where I may. As and when I may, even.
It is June.
Hiya June! How are your sisters, April and May?
Is your name really June, or did July about it?
Are we starting a calendar pun death March?
If it’s any solstice, the source material here is rather finite.
I am going after some Pisces with my combo telescope rod sidereal clock.
And my wife sighed, “Deary, all right?” And I said, “Of course, since my left was left behind.”
*Ducks and covers*
Don’t worry since this is the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius
So then there’s no Dreadful Pun Hell in the Age of Aquarius?
Oh, FujiQ.
Oh, FujiQ!
Oh, FujiQ bathroom I love you,
FujiQ.
Are you ready? Fight!
Are you ready? Fight!
Are you ready? Fight! All through the night!
FujiQ.
Orange paired with blue.
Orange paired with blue!
Orange paired with blue, bathroom I love you,
My FujiQ.
I’m tempted to think of Street Fighters.
What about Bog Battlers?? or Water Closet Commandos??? Do we continue with this Lavatorial Humor
Maybe the Poo Fighters.
Kung Poo starring that famous Chinese Lavatory Expert – Hu Frung Dung.
History can be strange. For years, China was ruled by Mousie Dung.
Ready FIGHT!
MORTAL COMBAT!!!
In the Women’s Bathroom, we have a theater that shows Jane Austin movies.
The women’s bathroom has UrinalCam Theater and users can select drama, adventure, fulfillment, tragedy, or comedy.
Hey, what have you been doing in the ladeez’ restroom? Was that you who left the seat up?
The seat was up because I had to auger and plunge a lady’s something that wasn’t flushable. There are few female plumbers because most lack the zero gagging knuckle dragging factor. There was a lot of laughing before I cleared the restroom. The UrinalCam Theaters were all set on comedy or tragedy.
Did the lady leave her left behind?
Some kind of giant fibrous potato…
So that obviously wasn’t on the no potato few worlds.
Jane Austin??? Who’s that??? Steve Austin’s sister??? I believe you mean Jane Austen
I’ve been trying to find out how many movies Jane Austen made! Since she died in 1817, she must have been WAY ahead of her time!
I saw on the news one time where someone figured out how to mount video games on urinals. Yes, controlled by motion detecting your pee. I don’t see any screens here so it’s probably not that – or they haven’t been installed yet.
virtual peeing?
I feel sorry for the janitor who has to clean up that mess. o_o
The first rule of Pee Fight Club is that we don’t talk about Pee Fight Club!
*ducks and runs away from the rotten tomatoes*
Does this amusement park have a theme to it?
Amusement Park. I was thinking more in the line of Water Sports
*waits for challange*
My naked weapon is out. Quarrel! I will back thee!
If you plan on thrusting your naked weapon into others’ bodies, you’d best leave it in the scabbard!
hahaha!I love you! >.<
PEE FIGHT.
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing
Do you know how badly I want the mortal combat theme to be playing in that bathroom? I think it would be the greatest thing ever.
FATALITY!
The first rule of the mens room is, You do not talk about the mens room
The second rule of the mens room is, YOU DO NOT talk ABOUT THE MENS ROOM
The Third rule of the mens room is If someone says “stop” or goes limp, taps out the “fight” is over.
The forth rule of the mens room is only two guys to a “fight”
The fifth rule is, one “fight” at a time fellas
The sixth rule is, no shirt, no pants
The seventh rule of the mens room is “fights” will go on as long as they have to
And the eighth and final rule of the mens room is, if this is your first time in the mens room, You have to “fight”