I’d recommend standing clear if that’s gonna happen
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the toilet decorates, causes inconvenenceto you understand please!
Thanks!
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Thomas Crapper (baptised 28 September 1836 – 27 January 1910) was a plumber who partnered with Alvin Don Giva founded Thomas Don Giva Crapper & Co. Ltd. in London. Despite the urban legend, Crapper did not invent the toilet (the myth assisted by his surname). Crapper, however, did much to increase its popularity and came up with some related inventions, such as the ballcock. He was noted for the quality of his products and received several Royal Warrants.
The flushing toilet was invented by Sir John Harrington in 1596. Joseph Bramah of Yorkshire patented the first practical W.C. in England in 1778. Edward Jennings in 1852 also took out a patent for the flush-out toilet. The manhole covers with Crapper’s company’s name on them in Westminster Abbey are now a minor tourist attraction
Uh huh huh, huh huh…you said “ballcock,” Beavis. Huh huh, huh huh.
Oh! I have often pondered who must have invented the ballcock. And you say his first name was Thomas? Hmmm…
IT’S SH!T !! THERE’S SH!T EVERYWHERE! HE SH!T UP THE WHOLE PLACE! O M GOD!
Yesterday eat sh!t, why should today be any different?
Ha
Dumb and Dumberer?
It’s unreasonable to ask that I understand that, even if it does say please.
When the toilet finds its muse, does it channel Jackson Pollock? Does it do floor or ceiling murals? Uber fountains are soooo Las Vegas tacky.
I know I should be understanding in letting my toilet find its muse, since I have been known to find my muse whilst sitting on the toilet.
OI!! You bloody leave your muse alone. You’ll go blind
That’s an old wives tale! Now the hair on the palms is a different matter, but I’ve found that responds well to a depilatory cream.
I know everybody is multitasking these days, but I thought surely my toilet would stick to the one thing it does best!
Somebody left the WSJ beside it and with the “toilet decorates” it was afraid its job would be outsourced. Have you ever looked at the job prospects for used toilets. It is probably enrolling in junior college or taking military entrance exams.
If I asked if that’s how you got into poodle grooming, would that be too snarky?
Pick one:
A. I own a standard poodle and decided that since grooming was costing $100 a month, I could learn to do that.
B. I started shaving my wifes legs and stopped when I got to her neck.
C. Both, but with separate equipment.
$100 a month for a standard poodle? Phew!! How much would it cost for an exceptional one?
I’m doing the lamb cut, not the show style lion cut. The first short cut of the spring from the long winter cut takes 6 to 8 hours. One of you has to be a full time daily groomer for a show quality cut. A champion poodle has a 5 to 6 digit price tag.
They are intelligent critters, poodles – do you do obedience or agility with your dog?
I have been walking him off leash for years with only hand and voice commands. His job in life is to tell us when the mail man comes through, someone comes home, and protect the front yard from evil bunnies. They are a dangerous dog to own; most people can’t handle a dog that is smarter than they are. He is a people with a hair condition. He is my topiary. I keep trimming until I find the poodleness.
Many years ago, I had a wonderful but slightly daft German Shepherd, who spent nearly 12 months in puppy class (she was a late bloomer), and I used to threaten regularly to trade her in on a poodle…
Evil bunnies? You have evil bunnies coming into your front yard?? AAAAAAAAARGH!!! I hope you provide the poodle with plenty of ammunition.
Nothing worse than a bunny gone bad!
Just ask Jimmy Carter.
That could explain several color schemes I’ve seen places.
Thank you for decorating the toilets! It is not inconvenient at all!
The Chinese on the sign actually has a funny double entendre. The Chinese reads:
”
Warm Reminder (Attention):
The bathroom is being repaired. Please forgive us for the inconvenience it causes you. Thanks for your cooperation!
”
The words used for “inconvenience” has the double entendre mean of “no shit” – any Chinese reader with even the slightest dirty mind would grin upon reading.
Thank you very much for explaining the nuance! I think most of us could figure out generally what the sign was intended to convey here (which is not always the case on EngrishFunny!), but we don’t usually get authoritative information on the precise meaning.
“This toilet decorates?” I think the correct term for this is “Navaho Spackle Job”.
Perhaps this loo is not quite ready to host a civilised urinating just yet.
If left to our own devices, many of us men would do all our bathroom decorating by means of uncivilized urination.
That decoration was a MAJOR inconvenience when somr random guy came in looking for a cock fight.
Its Disabled Man Toilet at it again.
wait… i dont understand!!!! HOW DO I UNDERSTAND THIS!!!
Some decorators, like the purveyors of fashions that no sane human being would ever actually wear, do not strive to make any sense. But really, what do you expect when you let a toilet do your decorating???
DAMN TOILETS! i can never crap when they’re decorating like that