I’d recommend standing clear if that’s gonna happen
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the toilet decorates, causes inconvenenceto you understand please!
Thanks!
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IT’S SH!T !! THERE’S SH!T EVERYWHERE! HE SH!T UP THE WHOLE PLACE! O M GOD!
Yesterday eat sh!t, why should today be any different?
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Dumb and Dumberer?
It’s unreasonable to ask that I understand that, even if it does say please.
When the toilet finds its muse, does it channel Jackson Pollock? Does it do floor or ceiling murals? Uber fountains are soooo Las Vegas tacky.
I know I should be understanding in letting my toilet find its muse, since I have been known to find my muse whilst sitting on the toilet.
OI!! You bloody leave your muse alone. You’ll go blind
That’s an old wives tale! Now the hair on the palms is a different matter, but I’ve found that responds well to a depilatory cream.
I know everybody is multitasking these days, but I thought surely my toilet would stick to the one thing it does best!
Somebody left the WSJ beside it and with the “toilet decorates” it was afraid its job would be outsourced. Have you ever looked at the job prospects for used toilets. It is probably enrolling in junior college or taking military entrance exams.
If I asked if that’s how you got into poodle grooming, would that be too snarky?
Pick one:
A. I own a standard poodle and decided that since grooming was costing $100 a month, I could learn to do that.
B. I started shaving my wifes legs and stopped when I got to her neck.
C. Both, but with separate equipment.
$100 a month for a standard poodle? Phew!! How much would it cost for an exceptional one?
I’m doing the lamb cut, not the show style lion cut. The first short cut of the spring from the long winter cut takes 6 to 8 hours. One of you has to be a full time daily groomer for a show quality cut. A champion poodle has a 5 to 6 digit price tag.
They are intelligent critters, poodles – do you do obedience or agility with your dog?
I have been walking him off leash for years with only hand and voice commands. His job in life is to tell us when the mail man comes through, someone comes home, and protect the front yard from evil bunnies. They are a dangerous dog to own; most people can’t handle a dog that is smarter than they are. He is a people with a hair condition. He is my topiary. I keep trimming until I find the poodleness.
Many years ago, I had a wonderful but slightly daft German Shepherd, who spent nearly 12 months in puppy class (she was a late bloomer), and I used to threaten regularly to trade her in on a poodle…
Evil bunnies? You have evil bunnies coming into your front yard?? AAAAAAAAARGH!!! I hope you provide the poodle with plenty of ammunition.
Nothing worse than a bunny gone bad!
Just ask Jimmy Carter.
That could explain several color schemes I’ve seen places.
Thank you for decorating the toilets! It is not inconvenient at all!
Thank you very much for explaining the nuance! I think most of us could figure out generally what the sign was intended to convey here (which is not always the case on EngrishFunny!), but we don’t usually get authoritative information on the precise meaning.
“This toilet decorates?” I think the correct term for this is “Navaho Spackle Job”.
Perhaps this loo is not quite ready to host a civilised urinating just yet.
If left to our own devices, many of us men would do all our bathroom decorating by means of uncivilized urination.
Its Disabled Man Toilet at it again.
wait… i dont understand!!!! HOW DO I UNDERSTAND THIS!!!
Some decorators, like the purveyors of fashions that no sane human being would ever actually wear, do not strive to make any sense. But really, what do you expect when you let a toilet do your decorating???
DAMN TOILETS! i can never crap when they’re decorating like that