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That’s one doorbell that will surely get your attention!!
I wonder if they have a suitable doorbell for the *ahem* back door.
It goes NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Not according to some who famously claimed to be back-door men, such as Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison.
For those for whom my comment makes no sense, the original meaning of “back-door man” was a boyfriend who slipped in the back door after hubby left for work. I am aware that it has acquired a rather different meaning in recent years…
Actually, those gents took the line from a Howlin’ Wolf song. Well, he sang it, Willie Dixon wrote it and played bass on the record.
Dixon wrote it and the record was made in 1960, but I would bet good money this was a phrase long in usage amongst a certain strata of society.
Just thought I’d let the young’uns in on a little ancient history.
Although Jim Morrison fans might not even know this…
Led Zeppelin fans never seem to know that about 1/2-2/3 of Zep’s material came from Dixon, Wolf, Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, etc., and not Plant/Page who give themselves songwriting credit… though, oddly enough, they did give Memphis Minnie her proper credit on “When the Levee Breaks”. I do think Led Zep got sued out the ying-yang later on, though.
I am your back door man
(repeat)
Well the men don’t know
but the little girls understand.
I consider myself more the “Little Red Rooster” type.
Roots WIN!
I’m nearly 60, and still finding out this stuff. Luckily we have a fantastic Community Radio Station here, where the presenters sometimes play the originals.
“Natural” or “Epidural”?
No difference. Uhhhnnnnnheeeee Nhee Nheee Hieeeeeeeee arruggghhhhhhhhh wooooof wooooof. You Bastard!!! I’lll kIllllllllll arrrrrgh. pant pant pant. More Drugs or you die!!!… Demorol Ask for it by name!
Yikes
I went natural, but vowed to myself not to get angry at my husband…it wasn’t his fault…we both wanted the child, and it takes two to tango!
It is a situational affectation from irritation. We have 3 kids.
I also went natural with both of mine… the only thing that made me angry with my then-husband was that he’d rather sit and stare at the wall than support me during it. Yet in all my pain I didn’t tell him he was a lousy worthless bastard (thinking it, yes, saying it… no)
I gave birth to a twelve pounder without anesthesia and did not scream at my husband once. I screamed at the stupid army Dr. who would not let me have anything for the pain. Two weeks later when I could walk I put a 12 pound whole chicken in his car (in July) first thing in the morning. I didn’t care if he out-ranked me…
Revenge WIN!
A twelve pounder? OMG! Were you working in Ordnance?
No my husband was…
Good thing the doctor wasn’t!
Should have used a fish.
Well his car will out-rank you now.
LOL! Better late than never!
Order now, and we’ll throw in a Bamboo-slivers-under-the-fingernails ringtone absolutely FREE!!
President Obama, however, forbade the use of tapes of Guantanamo water-boarding or Abu Ghraib dog-barking exercises for these purposes.
“Equipped with a random rotation between howling, ‘You did this to me!’ and ‘I fucking hate you!’ dialogue!”
I want one. I have nosy neighbors.
It is also an effective birth control reminder.
0_0… oh my god!
O_o that doorbell would bust everyone’s eardrums wide open.
“great for families!!! and as gifts for ALL occasions! Act Now and we’ll double your order- that’s right folks, DOUBLE 2X2X!!! You’ll get 2 not 1 Doorbell with Birth Sound systems (now available on ‘FLEX PAY’)!!!
SAY IT WITH BIRTH SOUND!!!! CALL NOW!!!!
…::shudders:: it would be very disturbing to walk up on noise like that..i’d probably get one though.
Can you imagine how much rage would be caused by ring and ditchers? Or those people who push doorbells 30 times in a second? Lol. Doorbell rage: the new killer.
ooooh. I like your thinking.
I want one that has a variety of gross farting sounds. Anyone know where I can get one?? This is America – I bet they are out there.
Just duct tape any 3 year old to your door bell. They’ll make farting noises for free – and laugh while doing it. “Two. count ‘em two. doorbell noises for the price of one”,
well…that is….unique…
HONEY GET THE DOOR!!!
Doctor: PUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHH!!! *hyperventilates*
Doctor: You can do it!! Push harder!
Woman: *heavy breathing*
Lol.
It could be worse, I suppose; think of the poor female spotted hyena. Come to think of it, could I have an actual hyena instead of a doorbell?
Makes you wonder what those critters have to laugh about, doesn’t it?
If there’s a God, She/He REALLY hates hyenas!
The chicks have mock penises.
Never mock a penis.
Just what I need, a door bell that yells, “YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!!”
So uh, if I press the door bell… Would I hear lots of screaming and yelling from a woman in labour pain???
Anyone knows where I can buy it?
Anyone who can handle a bit of electronics could make their own like this:
Go to http://www.oatleyelectronics.com.au
(Sorry, I haven’t worked out the link trick yet).
Check product #K225. It’s a digital recorder for recording 120 seconds of any sound you want. If your sound is only a few seconds long and you use up the whole recording time, this will also f*ck up the ring-and-ditchers.
Hey! Apparently there’s nothing to work out. Links happen magically!
I want a doorbell that looks like a bear (scariest LOOKING animal) but sounds like a cougar (scariest SOUNDING animal) – B’ougar Bell anyone?
I’m afraid that in my house, a doorbell with the sound of a woman screaming and yelling would go wholly unnoticed.
Press the doorbell, hear the screams, and soon the door opens and you are handed a new-born shotgun shack to move into. Someday, it too will grow up and with a little donation from the father of the house, it will pop yet another little bungalow of joy. Welcome to the age of sustainable housing. ;>
This is art.
Hi, Art! But why is your avatar named Aaron?
Tellya, if they meant bird sound, it could be as bad as birth sounds, or even worse. Heard a screaming cockatoo go ON and ON and ON?
Cant’ say I have. Have you been on a cockatoo?
I have a cockatoo that screams, but I didn’t have any kids and got my tubes tied. Therefore I don’t need this doorbell. Smart woman technology WIN!
Actually, this is not engrish at all.
“the bird is for illustration purposes only, and is not included in package”
And the doorbell actually goes: “Push! Push! Push! Push! *hnnnnnngh* Almost there! Push!”
bwahahahah! I want one – would certainly mess w/ my downstairs neighbors!