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Comes with tongs, spatula, chicken wing, everything you need to play pizza party…except the pizza.
eeeehehehe. snap.
They should have called it Pizza Hunt.
Or Pizza Rook!
As long as you don’t put the whole tongue on it.
Or Pizza Butt
No i’m not 10
But where is the pizza???
Pizza sold separately!
Ever notice that socks and underware are sold in six packs? They never give you a full seven for the whole week! OH NOOO!!! They make you either buy another pack so you have twelve, or you have to scramble and do laundry at odd days
*walks off muttering about corporate greed*
You know, I never have. My mum does that for me at Christmas. I’m 29.
Congratulations! You are the winner of JohnB’s “I Would Never Have Admitted That At Your Age” award! Expect a six-pack of socks in the mail.
Ohhh, that’s nothing. And thankyou! I will admit all sorts for the pleasure of communicating with humans.
Ahh Grasshopper, nudist have no need of laundry, (except towel) and carry no concealed weapon!
Its a government plot…
Apparently you have never heard of “Panty Free Sunday’s”?
Nope. What are panties?
Ever heard of a cat carrier?
No, but I suspect it has something to do with a Mrs Slocombe pussy joke.
Obvy, things for tying pans.
That makes me think of the Animaniacs–”Ever wonder why hotdogs are sold in packages of eight but hot dog buns are sold in packages of six?”
For some fun (sorta) buy a pack of undies at Walmart and see how many are actually the size listed on the package! Hilarity will ensue!
Actually, it’s buns in packages of 8, and hotdogs in packages of 10….
Though nowadays, many people wouldn’t get that joke, as that joke got SO cliched that most meat companies also make longer, “bun-size”, franks that are 8 to a package.
Of course, not to be out-logicked, bread companies immediately started selling 12-packs of buns, so that only the cheapest and most expensive buns (strangely) are found in the 8-packs anymore….
This is where elementary school math comes in. If you have 8 hot dogs in a pack and 12 buns in a pack, simply buy 3 packs of hot dogs and 2 packs of buns. It’s not rocket science. Basic math is especially useful for parties when you need more than one pack anyway.
So, to follow your “elementary school math,” I pick up 24 hot dogs and 24 buns. Sounds good, except for the stomach pump after my family of three goes through eight of each!
you mean Roocket surgery?
It’s only a minor procedure to remove that extra “o”.
But if this IS “Pizza Rook,” then the extra “o” would be appropriate!
I had a feeling that I had it wrong, because I know buns don’t come in packages of six, but again I thought my ignorance wouldn’t be noticed. Drat.
I get 8 dogs/pack and 8 buns/pack. Works fine for me.
All of them. I always buy socks and underwear there. Hanes and FTL are always cheaper than other brands, and work just as well.
Actually, you really need 8 pairs of socks or underwear, so you have something to wear while you doing laundry for the next week.
You could use disposables, even hermaphrodites can get them
(“It Depends”)
No idea what you”re talking about. I get underwear in packs of 7. Socks come in 10s for some reason, but I don’t mind. It’s always good to have an extra pair handy.
Socks don’t go on your handy; they go on your footy! I don’t know how you’ve been typing with those socks on your handies…
Where do Generals hide their armies? Up their sleevies!
I type the same way Strongbad types without fingers.
Same deal with hot dogs and hot dog buns.
They never have a package of hotdogs that divides into the number of buns…
THIS IS BIZARRE! How in the WORLD does everyone get talking about hot dogs/underwear/who knows what on a page about pizza?
It’s like my English class…
That is clearly a barbecue grill in the package, which i must say would be an interesting way to make pizza. But I guess if you’re going to make it on the roof, there are no really good options.
look at my comment below, because i was too lazy to reach all the way to my track pad, move my finger a centimeter and move it TWO WHOLE CENTIMETERS to click on reply, instead i scrolled further down… Yes im using a laptop…
So can we assume that typing lots of words has a more satisfying effect on your lap than scrolling?
I find lap scrolling MUCH more satisfying. But I’d NEVER do it in public!
Yes, I’ve always found it to be much more work to move my fingers “all the way” to the touch pad on my laptop than to move my WHOLE ARM off the keyboard all the way to the mouse of my desktop.
That sounds like me. When I get lazy, I stop talking over voice chat and use TTS instead.
Wow…it looks like there’s a steak in the package, and in the upper right, there is a picture of “shish-ke-burgers.”
That is strange, especially the star-shaped cheese on the “shish-ka-burgers.” Apparently, when you have Pizza Roof, you can has cheezburger!
This is the kind of thing they have in failblog (wrong item in package).
Interesting hybrid going on here…a fail and an Engrish. Faigrish!
But why are they being held on skewers? I’ve never heard of shish-ka-frying!
OMGWTFBBQPIZZA?!?!? Sorry i got bored… my friend once tried to grill pizza… Freshly made dough… Throw it on the grill… Ten minutes go by… Open the grill cover… What do you know, you have flaming pizza dough covering the propane valves… Why do i keep friends like that around… Oh yah… they are good at manual labor…
I never did anything so foolish as to try to barbecue up a pizza, but believe me, I have had other culinary misadventures that demonstrated the flammability of ordinary dough! Oh, and if you leave eggs boiling on the stove so long the water is gone, the eggs explode. I kid you not! I can also say DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME, FOLKS!!! What a mess…
My dad boiled eggs until they were billowing black smoke and the smoke alarm woke him from his nap. He opened all the doors and windows and the neighbors called the fire department. The firemen told him they had to remove the smoke because it was their job so used big fans to clear the air. Boiling eggs while napping is a bad idea.
Yeah, where is the pizza? And is this a parody to avoid being sued?
Wow, it’s true – BBQ really will find a way.
This has got to be my favorite Engrish submission in weeks.
WTF is that graphic on the upper right? Hamburger kebabs?
Really wish I could read what was on the 2 little jars inside the package. It might solve the mystery of the missing pizza.
Actually, I HAVE bbq’d pizza, with surprisingly good results.
Man, I just LOVE them ol’ hickory-smoked or mesquite-flavored pizzas! Mmm-mmmm! Jess lock them Eye-tally-uns usedta make in Flow-rinse.
Okay, so maybe the results were more surprising than good, but it sort of worked..
“Red Pepper” and “Parmesan Cheese.” The only pizza-related items in the package!
I prefer Papa Tom’s
What heppened to the relevence of the engrish anyways, we’re talkin’ ’bout hotdogs now
What subject might have more “relevence” for you? Spelling, perhaps?
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, From henceforth, Pizza Hut Shall Be Referred To As…
Pizza Roof!!!
We should really call it “Pizza Woof,” so as not to slight the canine community.
In some Asian countries, this could be a clue as to the kind of meat in the topping!
They put a long lasting roof on the restaurants that outlasted the franchise contract. If you find that roof, you’ve found anything but a Pizza Hut.
Yes I agree that the “Pizza Roof” thing with the copyright infringement is Engrish and very dang funny, but there is something here that happened that is perhaps even funnier.
I am assuming this is Japanese, since the mess behind this display look like characters from manga or whatever Japanese cartoon/comic books are called…ya know, the saucer-eyed western looking peoples who are either s’posed to be real cute or are wired on crystal meth.
Anyways, it looks to me like the manager in the packaging section of the toy plant was asleep. Mr. Hideki-san missed the fact that pizza restaurant package contained Bar-Buh-Cue toys. Or, Mr. Hideki-san has no interest in learning squat ’bout ‘Merican culture or cuisine.
Mi dos centavos, for what they’re worth.
Lordy, this entry is now surrounded by Papa John’s ads. Oh, the irony…
Or is this one of the advertisement bot program thingies that burrow around the internets and place ads in places where they find key-words. That crap gives me the willies (Big Amazon has watched me before…). Oh, the horror, the Horror!
We had a big snow. I was trying to find if our school was on the school snow day closures list. This ad popped up and said “Looking for School Snow Closure Days? Buy them NOW on EBay”
That can happen when you search for anything. I was looking up information on the symptoms of tertiary (late-stage) syphilis, and up popped all sorts of ads telling me where I could get tertiary syphilis!
An important part of fighting disease is identifying and eliminating the sources.
If we get the source code, a good cup of Java could eliminate all the diseases on the internets.
No, After everything is fixed, but before you release it, Microsoft will change the browser Java and break everything.
Well. What was her name?
And don’t most folks have to go through primary and secondary before tertiary? The brain/CNS rotting phase you have to wait some time for.
Just ask Al Capone. Or Vincent Van Gogh. Or, as a recently seen Hitler/History Channel documentary claimed (convincingly, too, at least to me…) Adolf Schicklgruber!
I forgot the latent phase.
Isn’t memory loss a symptom that indicates the tertiary phase is setting in?
Would have no idea where the hell I would’ve got it from, considering my past, and not too distant past, sex life. I would’ve had to contract it from my right hand. I’ll have to shave my right palm and see if there’s a rash.
Lyme disease is a spirochete, and has similar long term effects. Lyme disease is deer syphilis.
Dear Syphilis- sounds like an advice column in the newspaper.
Ma$tµrbation means never having to say you’re sorry.
The initial symptoms of syphilis can be minor in some cases and will pass even if the infection is untreated. That’s how some people ended up with tertiary syphilis. Of course, then there were the poor guys in the notorious Tuskeegee experiment…
Syphil Lis.
ONLY ONE CHICKEN WING!?!?!?
And whatever that little brown blob at the bottom is.
I never knew pizza hut didn’t have pizzas. Who will be providing my pizzas now
can someone give me a pizza? preferably pepperoni 
Give a man a pizza, and he’ll eat for a day. Teach him to make pizza, and he’ll start throwing his dough around.
If you even smiled at that, go here
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Give_20A_20Man_20A_20Fish_2e_2e_2e
and laugh yourself silly!
That was fun. Thanks!
lawl.
i see anime in the back.
pizza roof and anime = double fail.
anime pizza.
triominos is actually a game
a lot of fun.
ha, my guy is a triangle.