He’ll say that they taste of honeydew, but they don’t.
Honeydew Bubble Tea… The joys of sucking on balls
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I dont see any balls in the pic????
there aren’t any balls in the pic because they’re x-rated
there r 2 blach ones above the drink…
its the boba inside it!!!!!!!!
You’re probably joking, but the balls are in the tea. That’s why it’s called bubble tea.
They’re little tapioca pearls (balls)…in a drink that I used to enjoy but now can never have again. Blech!
Generally speaking, you don’t want to think too hard about what you’re eating. For example, fruits are actually the ovaries of the plant.
Even then, the ad is technically correct, you do suck balls (through a straw) when you drink bubble tea.
This is why they call them PEARLS.
Pearls implies that they came from a mollusk. According to an educational series of movies by the Marx brothers, Tapioca is deep earth mined from South American mountains.
Ah someone who quotes the inimitable Dr. Quakenbush and friends. Now I’m truly in awe.
You won’t believe the deal I can get for you on this tapioca mine stock.
Hmmm… pearls, fruits, ovaries, balls sucked through straws, and a doctor’s quakenbush. Sounds like the ingredients for some bizarre orgy… In the South American Mountains.
And a movie that won’t last long on YouTube.
win
A few weeks back I noted that I was a fervent Marxist, but didn’t care much for Karl. IMHO, anyone who has never seen a Marx Brothers movie does not know what real comedy is.
There might be a joke about a pearl necklace in here somewhere, but I’m not feeling very well to start with, and the brain is really not working properly at all.
Try not to think where eggs come from.
Or sausage.
ok, now THAT ONE is disgusting.
What? It’s just a chicken’s period.
Are you regularly in the habit of consuming… Oh, never mind!!!
What? You’ve never made tampon soup?
No, but I do make a fabulous sanitary pad lasagne.
Tampons would be better for manicotti.
They’re actually vampire tea bags
It’s not hard to guess where the white sauce comes from, but the cheese? I don’t want to know!!
Don’t compare plant anatomy to animal anatomy. Even in the earliest times of understanding life, animal and vegetable were separate.
You’ve never met my brother, then.
And which category do Fungi, Protista, Archaea, and Bacteria (if you follow the six-kingdom classification) fall into?
I was talking about the original 2 kingdom system, but Archaea is its own domain, isn’t it? Archeobacteria is the kingdom to belong to it while the rest are all Eukaria, at least it was when I was taught. I think they added a 3rd domain since then…
And when I was in the first grade, the teacher told a kid his eye would fall out if he kept picking his nose! We were all taught things that turned out to be nonsense.
Don’t you?
They are brown, and one of them says $3.75
The ball speaks!
Unfortunately, it’s talking bollocks.
I believe those can be purchased at any “adult novelty” store.
Oh, I know it’s so immature, but this is truly hilarious. I wish there could be an occasion when I could use “The joys of sucking on balls” in ordinary conversation. Especially if accompanied by “bubble bubble bubble bubble”
What’s holding you back? Sounds like good family dinner conversation.
Also, does anyone else see a face in that bubble tea? I wonder if that was deliberate?
Looks like Bart Simpson!
It sure does! Does this mean he’s not going to ask you to eat his shorts?
Maybe he’s been learning from Eric Cartman, in Imagination land.
Suck on my honeydew bubble balls.
Good sir, I’m a virgin.
o/` Put ‘em in your mouth… o/`
And suck ‘em!
I have always liked bubble tea, but now I will always think of this Engrish when I want one. ew.
They do this on purpose, don’t they.
It’s hard to foresee any circumstances under which one might suck on balls accidentally!
Perhaps there was a bicycle accident and… Oh, I suppose you’re right. But if the owner of the balls is misidendtifying them as pearls, well, I’ve put my pearls in my mouth occasionally. Just when I’m tired.
What do you mean? People “accidentally” fall backwards onto random objects while naked all the time, why can’t they “accidentally” fall forward and end up sucking balls?
You must live in an interesting community.
Yeah. It’s called the “internet”
And here all this time I was thinking that you were an actual human being, not just an avatar!
And while you’re sucking on balls, don’t forget the crazy banana. It’s pure and natural.
solid yellow, or flecked with brown, man?
you might taste that hint of salt…
I don’t go anywhere near teabagging, so I don’t see myself sucking on balls, even if they are covered in Honeydew bubbles.
Waitaminnet. Maybe this is code for a possible liaison. “Joys of sucking on balls? A Crazy Banna?” “Oh, Honeydew!”
Watches nervously for DPF with wand, raised in conking position.
I saw what you typed there.
I typed what you saw there.
Drink enjoys you!
It should! I’m very enjoyable.
Clean food, good testes?
*coffeescreen* (or should that be bubbleteascreen?)
I boiled my balls for 25 minutes, until firm. They should be clean and tasty.
I hope that Mrs PG is adequately impressed.
You mean clean and teste.
No need to get testy.
Just teste-ing you.
Test your own osterone!
In Soviet Russia, balls suck you.
I’ve had this before and I must say, it is very yummy.
have you ever been to the actual place?well i did and it was the worst bubble tea ive ever tasted in my life!!
There’s a point at which I cease to be able to believe that these things are accidents. This one has reached that point.
Sometimes you find hair inside your balls. Just nastay!!
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mmmm bubble tea is soooo yummy!
Carlsberg dont do balls… but if they did, they’d probably have the second best slogan on the planet.
My husband loves me to drink this every night. Pure joy.
I’ll take two.
SUCK EM HARD!!!!!