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booo it actually says mexican chicken in korean
But why on Earth did they then translate it into English???
Bet it still tastes like a Lexus!
I don’t think it’s exactly sporting, if they use them for cockfighting…
Good grief, have you ever seen two entires (or even two geldings whose brains haven’t caught up with their deficiencies) decide to fight each other? It’s… interesting.
I still think a horse could take a chicken. I once watched a horse nearly stomp my dog to death, so I’ve seen how they can handle small critters.
I once saw my horse (who was technically gelded) try to have it off with a nanny goat (who just kept encouraging him). That had to cause me deep and lasting psychological damage, surely, especially since the alleged adults present couldn’t stop laughing for long enough to try to intervene.
I don’t know much about goats. Are they into butt secks?
Right now, I’m trying to decide how to use my DPH Fairy wand on you to best effect.
Well, you know where you can stick….. er, let me rephrase that….
I thought billies were the real horny ones, but now you tell me the nanny is the ho?
Were you kept up at night with all the excessive bleating out in the fields? Were all the animals out in the pasture frequently laying down, lighting a menthol, and humming Marvin Gaye tunes? And did nanny make sure everyone practiced safe secks? The rams, no doubt, always wore lambskin….
The only billy goat I ever encountered was Gary, whom my family babysat over the Christmas holidays (he was the chief lawnmower at the sawmill where my brother worked). He had an unfortunate affection for my mum; every time she went anywhere near him, he’d start to bleat and caper and do that unfortunately fragrant thing that gentleman goats do because presumably they think it makes them irresistable to lady goats. If she was going to take him some peelings from the kitchen, and we asked “Where are you going?” she’d say “Oh, I’m just off for another sexual encounter with Gary, back in a couple of minutes…”
Did she come back and light up a menthol?
Reminds me of what a couple of lady friends of mine told me. They were at just the right point in their cycle, and happened to go to the zoo. The went to the primate house, and when they reached the chimpanzee cage where their physical “state” was detected, all the males got extremely excited, extremely vocal, and all started their alpha male displays. My friends said they got the hell out of their very quickly, and it took a while for them to get over the embarrassment.
Your mother sounds like a trip. I’m envious- my mother’s side of the family apparently has a lot of Vulcan blood… I stopped going to the reunions, since I just couldn’t stand the liveliness and joviality. Ugh.
She was, right up until she boycotted my wedding because she didn’t get a big enough starring role – I didn’t mind-read that she wanted a prominent involvement. All my fault, naturally. Frankly, I think the goat was lucky that it didn’t turn into something permanent.
The goat could have been the focal point of the reception, Smoked with couscous, pita, curry and roasted vegetables.
Were they laughing at the horse that thought he had something to offer, or the nanny being a size queen.
Both, I think. I did try to ask what was so funny, but none of the alleged adults present could stop laughing for long enough to answer.
I don’t think the Mexican Chicken chain is yet any threat to Kentucky Fried!
…or to Donky Fried.
You can haz chicken chow mane!
Beware hoof!
Or hoof and mouth!
Or hoof in mouth…
There’s no danger of infection. The dish has been pasternized.
Wonder, though, if this might be a new thing on the Kentucky Fried menu, or it’s been there all along. I betcha the Colonel had plenty of horsies on his Kentucky plantation, and he had to do something with the ones that had to put down. Western Kentucky is saturated with horsies, so there would be a huge untapped resource if they haven’t been using this already. Churchill Downs could probably provide the yearly supply necessary for KFC all by its lonesome.
If Mexican Chicken appears of KFC’s menu, then we all here would be hip to what is going on and refrain from selecting from that part of the menu. And I’d be real suspicious if “chicken burritos” popped up on the menu- I refer back to MGH’s comment.
Central KY, especially around Lexington, is where the real horse country is. Beautiful, vast, old, valuable horse farms everywhere. Here in western KY, the primary use of farms is to produce corn.
Corn to feed the horsies?
My bad. I should have consulted a map. Put Lexington too far west.
Were you around when the mayor of Cincinnati crossed the river into Kentucky to go to a “Mustang Ranch” sort of place? He got into trouble because he was bright enough to pay for his entertainment with a check. Mayor’s name was Jerry Springer. Not sure how long ago this was. Reckon I could look this up.
Yes, my wife has family in that area, so I know it well. No doubt it was Newport he was headed to, capital of sleazy sin in the Cincinnati area. Of course, you know that Jerry went on to fame and fortune as host of perhaps the most insane talk show ever to hit the tube.
Who you callin’ insane? You better take it back or I’ll sick my momma on you! If I can figger out which of these here wommans she is! Or maybe she’s that transvestite. Lordy help me, just whut could they have waitin’ backstage for the soo-prize?
Chicken dark meat with a big thigh
The breast filets would choke an alligator!
El-yum-o!
I wouldn’t have thought Mexicans would horse around with their chickens!
There’s the nursery rhyme that goes “Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross”. The spanish translation must have been garbled.
…causing all of Banbury to become cross!
This is really kind of fascinating. It’s obviously in some Asian country in which they print “Mexican Chicken” not in Spanish, but in Engrish! What’s up with that???
looks korean to me
Koream-Mexicam Chicken-Horse FTWWW
Wait, so all this time Americans have been chicken back riding?
This changes every thing I knew about the wild west.
And now I’m very confused about what was meant by “get along little dogies.” Maybe they was being literal. Would be literal if this be the Philippines or south-east China. Not sure about Korea.
“Get a long little doggie” means buy a Dachsund.
One of Yosemite Sam’s top hits.
“mexican chicken” is actually korean slang for “horse”, because in korea mexicans are perceived as eating a lot of horse meat; the idea being that horse is the equivalent of chicken as the commonest meat in mexico.
actually I just made all that up. if it’s true i’ll be bloody impressed
You sounded rather authoritative, which means that if you are currently in higher education, you are well on the way to mastery of the skill of BS, which is absolutely essential in any advanced academic environment. But I tend to doubt Koreans think much about Mexicans, since I don’t think they have too much immigration from there or trade with them. But of course I, too, am just making it up as I go along, so who knows! I am fairly sure that Mexican folks are not nearly as ubiquitous there as they have become most anywhere in the USA. And I doubt Mexicans actually eat that much horse…
We don’t eat horse at all, too expensive. We save them for the gullible tourists. On the other hand, we haven’t been harassed for expanding the horsie flu…
OOohh… A stand up philosopher! I LOVE you guys! Almost as much as I love chicken/horses.
Oh! Maybe the chicken had a cold and was horse!
If it was horse, maybe it had a colt.
Well i hate to be a neighsayer…but i don’t think that it will be gelding any better…seeing as it was just served as a mane entree…*waits for DPF*
Aaaaaargh! The Dreadful Pun Hell Fairy bridles at your dreadful puns!
Maybe it’s just a frog in its hoof.
Flankly, I’d hock my left one, to have come up with some of those other puns!
I might’ve guessed you’d pop up, currying favour with the other Dreadful Punsters. The more I try to rein you lot in, the more you get the bit between your teeth, and the next thing I know, I’m snaffled.
Uh oh… I guess the DPF is going to put the spurs to our hides now. And it’s all because I foundered! Go ahead and saddle me with the pun-ishment. You can even filly-gree it on my headstone for all to see.
Someone should take a crop to this crop of bad punsters.
Then we’d see who’d be leading by a nose!
You think some of us would be jockeying for position to get to the back stretch first so they could get horsewhipped on their stretched back first? Me, I’d start trotting, since horsewhipping isn’t what I want if I’m feeling my oats.
With all my puns, do I get a quarter, horse, for each one? Or do I win a bronco or a mustang. Don’t want no pinto, though.
Making puns won’t get you hoarse unless you’re saying them all out loud!
At this stage of the thread, the puns are getting rather infarrier.
Are you wearing a bridle gown?
I didn’t even wear one to get mare-ied.
but you should see the shoes.
stylish heels for the wedding ,and a set of sensible mules for the reception.
Be wear hoof?
as i was reading this i thought wow my entire family is mexican and they’ve never mentioned horse meat. that was pretty good, fail on my part.
Did Mexico send any troops to Korea? I don’t remember if they were one of the countries. If so, that might partly explain it.
This could be the stable that is home to a horse named Mexican Chicken, possibly a famous showjumper or an eventer. “Now, here’s Lady Clytemnystra Wankington-Crupper, on Mexican Chicken, they had a cracking round in the cross-country, would’ve gorn clear if it hadn’t have been for that unfortunate incident with the steward and the implement, and my giddy ornt she’s setting a cracking pice now, got a heart as big as a hice, this horse, well, as big as mai hice, I expect that some of you watching here live in quite small hices, otherwise you’d be competing too, wouldn’t you, yairs, oops, and that’s a foot in the water, but for a combination where the rider is just as inbred as the horse, doing fantastically well just avoiding haemophilia, dahlings…”
HAHAHAHAHA! Glad I was between sips of coffee! Would have had to clean the computer screen again!
Remember, hice is the PLURAL of house. And pneumonia is the pleural of effusion.
If you start another pun run and it gains omentum, DPH Fairy will be unamused.
Omentum: is that a self-fulfilling prophecy?
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Just so you guys all know, I am actually studying korean and will be using it in my job as a korean translator obviously but just figured i would point out that the text under the logo reads “normal food store”..
I’m sorry, I just can’t imagine that a horse product named “Mexican Chicken” would be found in a “normal” food store! Of course, as a psychologist, whenever anyone asks me what “normal” is, I shrug.
It’s just a restaurant that serves fried chickens in Korea. There is an actual nationwide chain of fried chicken restaurants that go by the name of ‘Mexicana Chicken’ (http://www.mexicana.co.kr/). The photographed place in question is one of a smaller franchise that carries a more limited offering.
So why is the chicken ‘Mexican’? Well, most fried chicken chains in Korea have at least two varieties of chicken – just a regular fried chicken and a fried chicken covered in sweet chili sauce. Since the sauce is sort of hot and Mexican foods are sort of hot… you get the connection. The sauced version is the ‘Mexican chicken’, so to speak.
,,, horses = chicken and chicken = normal. purfevtly logical!
Horsefeathers!
Monkey Business!
I’m not cowed by any of this bull manure!
We can still see the Marx it left.
After it left for A Day at the Races?
and then spent A Night at the Opera.
Then, Go West to the airport for a Night in Casablanca!
…..where it dined at a restaurant which had bad-tempered waiters, and it had to Duck Soup. No Humor Risk there.
I’m so hungry I could eat a Mexican chicken….
They got some fucked up chickens in Mexico…
In soviet korea you ride chicken… horses ride you :_(
And the duck says Moo
Be suspicious of any meat graded “Win, Place, or Show”.
or glue.
Or if you see Oscar Mayer selling any cold cuts labelled “Appaloosa”, “Arabian”, or “Clydesdale”.
Though if they label something “Rhode Island Red”, then we go back to the initial confusion. Which could be the whole purpose.
makes me mad