Comments on: Did I just get pwnered by my own pants? http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/ Engrish is NOW! :) Mon, 22 Mar 2010 06:58:48 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: nathan http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-89020 nathan Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:45:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-89020 SIFU? SIFU?

]]> By: why the #%@# do you want to know? http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-65216 why the #%@# do you want to know? Sun, 15 Nov 2009 07:44:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-65216 oh STFU already oh STFU already

]]> By: maximus http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-62606 maximus Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:45:38 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-62606 shat! shat!

]]> By: Oscar http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-62429 Oscar Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:37:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-62429 twat! twat!

]]> By: dethscul http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40594 dethscul Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:19:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40594 Or by someone tired of being embarrassed in public by their spouse's farting...NO MORE!!! Or by someone tired of being embarrassed in public by their spouse’s farting…NO MORE!!!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40538 JohnB Thu, 02 Jul 2009 13:51:05 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40538 Careful! Careful!

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40490 Droll not Troll Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:46:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40490 Depends if he's carrying his axe. Depends if he’s carrying his axe.

]]> By: QWERTY http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40479 QWERTY Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:46:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40479 WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

]]> By: Vila Restal http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40350 Vila Restal Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:24:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40350 It must be another of the Edgar Allan Poe range of Jeans - "Never More" :-) It must be another of the Edgar Allan Poe range of Jeans – “Never More” :-)

]]> By: buckinarut http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40334 buckinarut Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:36:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40334 I thought maybe "The Lol's Prayer".... I thought maybe “The Lol’s Prayer”….

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40323 PoodleGroomer Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:17:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40323 Pun fodder, printed or spoken. Profound or painfully lame. The ignorant still come. They will be punned on earth and throughout the InnerTubes. Give us this day a phrase for lampooning And forgive us for hitting the target, and harpooning the soul. Lead us not to torture the undefended innocent. And deliver us The response for the fully armed and deserving For thine is the insight to the double entendre, poor phrase construction, bad translation, Dangling modifiers without end. Amen Pun fodder, printed or spoken.
Profound or painfully lame.
The ignorant still come.
They will be punned on earth and throughout the InnerTubes.
Give us this day a phrase for lampooning
And forgive us for hitting the target, and harpooning the soul.
Lead us not to torture the undefended innocent.
And deliver us The response for the fully armed and deserving
For thine is the insight to the double entendre, poor phrase construction, bad translation,
Dangling modifiers without end.
Amen

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40320 PoodleGroomer Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:09:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40320 Punster Noster. Punster Noster.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40259 dr handle Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:56:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40259 Your god might forgive. I don't. *clonk* Your god might forgive. I don’t. *clonk*

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40240 PoodleGroomer Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:44:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40240 Pun fodder, printed or spoken. Profound or painfully lame. Give us this day a phrase for lampooning And forgive us for hitting the target, and harpooning the soul. Lead us not to torture the undefended innocent. And deliver us The response for the fully armed and deserving For thine is the insight to the double entendre, the bad translation, Dangling modifiers without end. Amen Pun fodder, printed or spoken.
Profound or painfully lame.
Give us this day a phrase for lampooning
And forgive us for hitting the target, and harpooning the soul.
Lead us not to torture the undefended innocent.
And deliver us The response for the fully armed and deserving
For thine is the insight to the double entendre, the bad translation,
Dangling modifiers without end.
Amen

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40220 JohnB Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:52:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40220 Amen, Brother Buck, and outstanding!!! It just needs some sort of pun-dulous title. The Lore Sprayer? The Bored Strayer? The Boards Play Her? A Board Stair? Or we could settle for the puns within, and just call it something like The Punster's Petition... Amen, Brother Buck, and outstanding!!! It just needs some sort of pun-dulous title. The Lore Sprayer? The Bored Strayer? The Boards Play Her? A Board Stair? Or we could settle for the puns within, and just call it something like The Punster’s Petition…

]]> By: buckinarut http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40207 buckinarut Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:05:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40207 Puns dearth, and those even leaden. Give us this day our daily jest And forgive us our pun messes As we forgive those who don't do mess with us. And lead us not to hesitation But deliver us some revel For thine is the wise-crack, the parody, the drollery... Facetious Aaaammmeeenn. Puns dearth, and those even leaden.
Give us this day our daily jest
And forgive us our pun messes
As we forgive those who don’t do mess with us.
And lead us not to hesitation
But deliver us some revel
For thine is the wise-crack, the parody, the drollery…
Facetious
Aaaammmeeenn.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40200 JohnB Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:32:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40200 Thou knowest, of course, that thy protestations doth only dare us to pun on! Thigh will be done! Thou knowest, of course, that thy protestations doth only dare us to pun on! Thigh will be done!

]]> By: Lawlburger http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40190 Lawlburger Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:30:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40190 WIN WIN WIN WIN

]]> By: lempanglempeng http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40177 lempanglempeng Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:40:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40177 for the love of god.. no more..!! for the love of god.. no more..!!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40176 JohnB Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:39:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40176 We live in an inflationary universe. We live in an inflationary universe.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40169 JohnB Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:21:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40169 I'm not sure about Eugene, but Eugenics hardly goes anywhere any more, thank God! I’m not sure about Eugene, but Eugenics hardly goes anywhere any more, thank God!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40168 JohnB Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:20:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40168 Recessive genes usually walk very quietly! Recessive genes usually walk very quietly!

]]> By: buckinarut http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40165 buckinarut Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:09:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40165 What is the sound of a recessive gene walking? What is the sound of a recessive gene walking?

]]> By: buckinarut http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40161 buckinarut Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:08:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40161 What is the sound of Eugene walking? What is the sound of Eugene walking?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-40156 JohnB Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:47:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-40156 What is the sound of one jean walking? What is the sound of one jean walking?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39988 JohnB Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:25:23 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39988 Over the river and through the woods, To Dreadful Pun Hell we go... Over the river and through the woods,
To Dreadful Pun Hell we go…

]]> By: buckinarut http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39976 buckinarut Mon, 29 Jun 2009 11:45:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39976 Do fries go with that shake? I do so much like George "Dr. Funkenstein" Clinton! Bow-wow-wow-yippy-yo-yippy-yay..... Do fries go with that shake?

I do so much like George “Dr. Funkenstein” Clinton!
Bow-wow-wow-yippy-yo-yippy-yay…..

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39970 dr handle Mon, 29 Jun 2009 09:16:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39970 AAARGH! Off to Dreadful Pun Hell with you, where you can have your pun and heat it. Go on, you know the way. AAARGH! Off to Dreadful Pun Hell with you, where you can have your pun and heat it. Go on, you know the way.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39967 Droll not Troll Mon, 29 Jun 2009 08:53:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39967 ... and time fries when you're having pun. … and time fries when you’re having pun.

]]> By: giraffie http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39954 giraffie Mon, 29 Jun 2009 04:34:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39954 This is what happens when you get time fries. >.< This is what happens when you get time fries. >.<

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39939 dr handle Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:24:19 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39939 What size thighs with those fries? What size thighs with those fries?

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39933 PoodleGroomer Mon, 29 Jun 2009 03:09:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39933 No tots. No tots.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39922 JohnB Mon, 29 Jun 2009 01:28:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39922 I'll take an order of thighs, with fries. I’ll take an order of thighs, with fries.

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39888 PoodleGroomer Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:47:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39888 There is always more and it always grows to exceed the limits. There is always more and it always grows to exceed the limits.

]]> By: LeonimuZ http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39857 LeonimuZ Sun, 28 Jun 2009 14:26:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39857 math? math?

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39855 Droll not Troll Sun, 28 Jun 2009 14:13:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39855 That's all there is, there ain't no more. That’s all there is, there ain’t no more.

]]> By: ladykitteh http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39842 ladykitteh Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:07:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39842 WIN. WIN.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39799 dr handle Sun, 28 Jun 2009 01:19:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39799 I undress myself and prohibit it. I undress myself and prohibit it.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39798 dr handle Sun, 28 Jun 2009 01:18:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39798 Clearly forgot the magic rule: Keep thighs in order when change the clothes. Clearly forgot the magic rule: Keep thighs in order when change the clothes.

]]> By: tea http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39793 tea Sat, 27 Jun 2009 22:48:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39793 Quoth the trousers, "Nevermore!" Quoth the trousers, “Nevermore!”

]]> By: Piotr Pejter http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39788 Piotr Pejter Sat, 27 Jun 2009 19:09:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39788 As much as I would like to have at least one Polish winner during this sport's season, I seriously doubt that it's gonna be Kubica. He's like the Polish volleyball team - there are moments of glory, but they don't last long enough... As much as I would like to have at least one Polish winner during this sport’s season, I seriously doubt that it’s gonna be Kubica. He’s like the Polish volleyball team – there are moments of glory, but they don’t last long enough…

]]> By: griffinlady http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39786 griffinlady Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:17:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39786 It's actually sorta zen in a way. It’s actually sorta zen in a way.

]]> By: griffinlady http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39785 griffinlady Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:16:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39785 I saw colonel Mustard get ownered in the kitchen with the candle stick... I saw colonel Mustard get ownered in the kitchen with the candle stick…

]]> By: plaster http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39776 plaster Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:09:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39776 well done. well done.

]]> By: ladykitteh http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39774 ladykitteh Sat, 27 Jun 2009 15:30:00 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39774 Swat? Swat?

]]> By: slihah http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39771 slihah Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:54:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39771 pwnrd pwnrd

]]> By: buckinarut http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39770 buckinarut Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:43:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39770 Don't you like how this sounds arrogant as hell and modest at the same time. Engrish with (un-)intended sophistication. Don’t you like how this sounds arrogant as hell and modest at the same time. Engrish with (un-)intended sophistication.

]]> By: buckinarut http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39769 buckinarut Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:41:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39769 Very well done. Just don't get too big for your britches. Are you Pole, by the way? Just wondering- if you are, I was going to say I've been rooting for your fellow countryman, Robert Kubica, in Formula One racing... It would be nice to have a Polish World Champion for a change, though this year it looks like it's going to be another Brit. Very well done. Just don’t get too big for your britches.

Are you Pole, by the way? Just wondering- if you are, I was going to say I’ve been rooting for your fellow countryman, Robert Kubica, in Formula One racing… It would be nice to have a Polish World Champion for a change, though this year it looks like it’s going to be another Brit.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39764 JohnB Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:22:02 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39764 The best style. Nothing more. No quality, no value, no fit, no color, no customers. No wonder the company is No More. The best style. Nothing more. No quality, no value, no fit, no color, no customers. No wonder the company is No More.

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.com/2009/06/27/engrish-ownered-more/comment-page-1/#comment-39761 PoodleGroomer Sat, 27 Jun 2009 13:39:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=10400#comment-39761 32 inch pants around a 44 inch butt. Have mercy, please and every one else stand clear. 32 inch pants around a 44 inch butt. Have mercy, please and every one else stand clear.

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