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Cheezburger Network Blog
First! Encourage me to do it again!
I feel wonderfully, colorfully encouraged now.
Yes, but to do *what*?
Ages 3+? What *is* this stuff?
It’s cheerleading pomomzzz
God, all I saw was the handles and I swear I thought they were bottle necks. The secondary “drink” them didn’t help. :/
“Theme”, not “them”.
ENcourage, I’m not sure. Now courage, THAT I know can be found in a bottle, conveniently quantified as to percentage in the form of “proof.”
I don’t need courage, or encourage, just Ensure (in a dark chocolate)..
I finally learned that getting courage from a bottle is a really bad idea, because the ethanol not only quiets down mild, social anxiety but also silences those fears that enhance one’s chances of survival. Since I quit drinking, I haven’t driven my car 100 mph+ for no reason, kicked any poisonous snakes out of my way, or threatened any 6′8″ 300-pound bouncers. And that’s an improvement!
From the looks of their ages, encouragement sounds like a particularly bad idea.
Warning.
Made in China.
And as we know from the recent Olympics, you sure can’t trust even their official documents to tell you the real age of their girls!
Or their steroid levels.
Judging by the size and weight of the gymnasts they put forth, I’d be more concerned about their amphetamine levels, or perhaps their blood glucose levels. Or perhaps they just hadn’t been fed since they were six, which I’m sure would help stave off puberty as well as those pesky feminine fat deposits.
If this stuff encourages cheerleading, I’m all for smashing the bottles and pouring it down the sink.
Then I can’t help wondering, encourage them to do what, exactly?
To smash bottles and pour them down the sink! So apparently the creators of this product read your mind!
I think somebody slimmed some into her Harvey Wallbanger.