Engrish Pictures and other Funny Engrish Mistakes in English from around the world.
 

« Previous | Next »

And pour a little for the cheerleaders that ain’t here



engrish funny encourage drink

Encourage
drink for them colourfulfor them

Submitted by: Mark Lazari via Engrish Funny Submissions

Incorrect source or offensive?

Add this to your blog:
(Copy & paste code)

You May Like:

» Glory! 18 Comment

  1. GrandmasterFirst says:

    First! Encourage me to do it again!

  2. Hirayuki says:

    Ages 3+? What *is* this stuff?

    • BA:HDIJFKcgkj says:

      It’s cheerleading pomomzzz

    • JohnB says:

      ENcourage, I’m not sure. Now courage, THAT I know can be found in a bottle, conveniently quantified as to percentage in the form of “proof.”

      • PoodleGroomer says:

        I don’t need courage, or encourage, just Ensure (in a dark chocolate)..

        • JohnB says:

          I finally learned that getting courage from a bottle is a really bad idea, because the ethanol not only quiets down mild, social anxiety but also silences those fears that enhance one’s chances of survival. Since I quit drinking, I haven’t driven my car 100 mph+ for no reason, kicked any poisonous snakes out of my way, or threatened any 6′8″ 300-pound bouncers. And that’s an improvement!

  3. Sinatra says:

    From the looks of their ages, encouragement sounds like a particularly bad idea.

  4. Sqwirk says:

    Warning.

    Made in China.

    • JohnB says:

      And as we know from the recent Olympics, you sure can’t trust even their official documents to tell you the real age of their girls!

      • PoodleGroomer says:

        Or their steroid levels.

        • JohnB says:

          Judging by the size and weight of the gymnasts they put forth, I’d be more concerned about their amphetamine levels, or perhaps their blood glucose levels. Or perhaps they just hadn’t been fed since they were six, which I’m sure would help stave off puberty as well as those pesky feminine fat deposits.

  5. dr handle says:

    If this stuff encourages cheerleading, I’m all for smashing the bottles and pouring it down the sink.
    Then I can’t help wondering, encourage them to do what, exactly?


Your Left Comment and Hilarity!

 

 

Search

Everyday to get Engrish Email!


EmailSubscribe
Enter your email address:
 

TwitterFollow us
on Twitter »
FacebookBecome a
Facebook fan »
RSSRSS Feed »
  • Heaven of Tags

  • Your Yacks Currently

    CamiSu on What an interesting disti…
    mary on What an interesting disti…
    ShadowSplicer on That can’t be right…
    ShadowSplicer on Were the guns just not cutting…
    Tim the Enchanter on How do you know? I haven…
    la conejita on That can’t be right…
    la conejita on No. BAAAA!
    la conejita on No. BAAAA!
    la conejita on Were the guns just not cutting…
    dr handle on Were the guns just not cutting…
  • Populus Posts

  • RSS Cheezburger Network Blog

  • Even More Lulz