9? That’s at least 7 too many.

Cakes Party
The ingredient 9 testes of happiness
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Cakes Party
The ingredient 9 testes of happiness
Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions
I guess the cake is now lying about how well endowed it is…
It’s just playing a little Nine Ball with the facts.
The fifth guy got away at the very very very last moment.
Or maybe nine guys donated just one each, kind of like donating kidneys – you really only need one anyway! XD
Naw, the last guy just went of half cocked
Maybe they each have one teste?
‘enjoy’ has at least two sitting on top.
So does “sweet”. And so does “hope”. “Hope’s” almost look like mine, since they look kinda bluish……….
Now when I’m feeling blue, I know why! I’m seven short!!
One got a smile, One got a like. One got a Hope.
One got a sweet. One got a Happy, one got an Enjoy.
Two got love. One got Lucky.
Clearly some new ploy by a subcontractor working for Jenny Craig or one of those other diet industry players to put people off eating cake. I DON’T CARE if you claim that they’re made with testes, they look DELICIOUS. WANT!
I hate to agree with you but if those taste even faintly as good as they look, bring on the balls!
They do look tasty, but I believe I am constitutionally incapable of saying, “Bring on the balls,” despite the fact that I am less homophobic than almost any straight guy I know.
It’s not a sentence for everyone, is it?
Unfortunately, with the state of the prison system in the US, it is a sentence for many.
Ingredient is WHAT?? Call Andrew Zimmern.
Scr3w the Engrish, gimme the cake!
9 testes of happiness? Is that better than being hornier than a 3 balled tom cat?
Sounds like we got 3 3 balled tom cats.
Gawd help all them little girlie cats, who probably scattered quickly once they smelled what was coming.
Apparently, the toms were coming too soon, if the females had a chance to run off. Must have been eager adolescents.
Three-balled tomcat? Wonder if it was Greebo? (He’s just a big old softy, really.)
Even 9 balls won’t help if he’s soft!
He’s a fat, cunning, evil-smelling multiple rapist. But his mummy loves him.
makes you feel bad for whoever they belonged to.
You can tell you taped the label on there. FAKE. Try again.
Most likely one of the employees had to tape that there. Whether they wanted to or not.
Seriously though, decorating your testes with cake toppings, not a new concept.
It is all one display: the ink is consistent, kinda burgundy (not real sure what the Pantone number would be), as are the fonts. The taped on thing is some die-cut doohickey that some, yes, poor employee had to tape on, if there wasn’t a slot cut into the corner, or if there was a slot but the doohickey kept falling out.
Got to be careful with those decorations, though. Don’t want the candles to melt down too far. Unless, of course, you’re into S&M.
Wax on- WAX OFF! Owwww! Get it off!
Warning.
Might contain nuts.
Just like this website, then.
Testes of happiness? Is there really any other kind?
It’s my pic, lol, genuinely not fake, taken in the lower ground floor of Taipei 101 in Taiwan. We ate some of the cakes, and yes they were good, but no… I don’t know if they were made with testicles… as with a lot of other stuff I ate there!
Sounds like my kind of party. Everybody guaranteed to have a ball!
…. and someone will definitely get Lucky with a star.
And where even the cakes party.
Until they explode?
Of course! Hey, cakes really know how to get down!
I must say, none of the testes I’VE ever seen have looked this appetizing.
All jokes aside, those cakes look yummy.