But didn’t you see me in that video “2 girls, 1 cup”?
How can you say you love her if you can’t even eat her poop?
Submitted by: frzferdinand72 via Engrish Funny Submissions
You May Like:
« Previous As long as you’re having a good time | What a victoly! Next »
» Glory! 179 Comment
-
Your Yacks Currently
Taneen on I’ll just take my busine… PoodleGroomer on I’ll just take my busine… PorcelainProgrammer on I’ll just take my busine… PorcelainProgrammer on I’ll just take my busine… Doug Harris on What an interesting disti… paws4thot on Should we eat somewhere e… paws4thot on Should we eat somewhere e… cannibalchris on What a victoly! Bran on If you’re in the Witness… quizzical on Two great tastes that taste vi… 
Cheezburger Network Blog
“Animal crackers in my poop…”
You must not be chewing enough if you can still make out the contents
Oh, lordy, I sing that song on occasion! Hooray for similar bizarre minds.
Here, here! I do likewise! Or wiselike, I forget which…
My father sings that to my shirley temple obsessed mother.
the slapping is always fun to watch
My dad’s like that as well! He does the exact same.
I tend to screw with both of them thanks to my easy access to stink bombs.
Wikelise?
hentai is messed up
Seriously, that’s not Engrish. It’s exactly what she means to say!
I think you could understand why people might not know that she meant to say that, right?
yeah, i actually DON’T watch dumbass anime
anime is not dumbass u are, your grounded for a week
Yes it is…unless you are kid and watch Pokemon or something.
You don’t have any friends so you escape in to a perverted cartoon world and get a seriously distorted view on women….yeah, that’s pretty “dumbass” to me. I would ground YOU, but it doesn’t matter cause you’ll be in inside your room your whole life anyway.
That’s a good reason for not watching anime too, but what annoys me most is the cheer amount of talking and time wasting that happens in an anime, boring as hell and i have better things to do.
sheer* lol
clearly, you have watched only low-quality anime–there are many whose stories approach literature, whose characters are classic, and whose art is breathtaking.
I agree there are…but still sucks compared to reality
wait, what? who’s talking about reality? i thought we were just comparing opinions on art forms. surely you didn’t think… oh, never mind.
My mistake…taken a bit out of context…My main reason to write was to bad mouth “otaku”s…who are not living out their life in reality. If you’re not an anime nerd who like to call your self “otaku”, but only someone who enjoys the odd good anime that’s out there (cause I have to agree there are) now and then and is against the perverted women hating crap, then I mean nothing bad against you =)
so, as long as my taste is the same as yours, i pass muster?
He clearly watched Naruto.
Pretty decent anime, actually… though, it has its “moments”. *sigh*
…
Even women watch anime. Even HOT, POPULAR wominz.
And saying all anime is crap is like saying every movie in existence is crap. And gives you a distorted image of women. And have perverted things in them.
Clearly, you need to broaden your horizons and watch some cartoonz! You’d be a much happier person!
You do know that not all anime is hentai, right? Oh wait, you don’t. Well done, you win the PRIZE
I find modern day porn to be as bad, if not worse than this.
I’m happy that there are people who took this as Engrish…I wish it was…
where is this FROM anyway?
Night Shift Nurses, almost the weirdest hentai ever.
ALMOST the weirdest? I don’t want to know the weirdest…
Ever hear of penis demons?
Also known as 18-year-old males.
One word: Urotsukidoji.
I love Urotsukidoji, it’s weird but good. My fav anime!
I didn’t like Urotsukidoji that much…I liked Night Shift Nurses and Kazama Mana/Nanase Ren/Yugumi Yuu better. :>
is that the one where the guy sticks eggs in a girlĀ“s vagina and mashes them with his penis?
definitely the weirdest
That you sick nerds even know exactly where this is from makes you all huge fails
And now you know, too.
So… how’s it feel to be a huge “fail”?
i think he ment watch that hentai “poop”
Really? I thought it was Mew Zakuro…
actually its from bondage game
Actually it’s not. Night Shift Nurses…
Otaku is not a good thing to be…they are despised in Japan just as anywhere else…
I’d rather be an otaku than watch American TV.
Agreed
“I work alone”
-Solid Snake
“Alone, are you an otaku too?”
-Hal Emmerich aka Ottacon
You dont’ even know what otaku means
Doesn’t Otaku mean ‘Outsider’, or am I just stupid? -First year in Japanese-
‘Otaku’ means ‘fanatic for ‘. But after the anime-boom, it means just someone who really likes animes. Watch all the time and perform cosplay (that is disguise as a anime character), things like that…
That’s actually wrong, the Japanese don’t even use the term Otaku any more and it’s deemed bad old school to use it.
Ottacons reply was epic, for those few that do understand it
That’s fair, but Otaku as “fan of Manga and Anime” is pretty much an English word now.
no actually outsider is gaijin. otaku is someone with obsessive interests in anime
That’s the two options you have?!….poor poor, POOR kid
Hahaha ye I have that one…lol I thought it was hilarious. But Ye it’s worse than Legend of the overfiend. hahaha
If that’s the case, someone has a slightly different definition of love than I do.
Yeah she’s hot, but what she’s asking is a bit too much, imo. Remember when a ring and a proposal was enough to prove true love?
Different type of ring altogether here! (Oh dear…)
Love stinks!
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LADIES AND GERMS: I PRESENT YOU WITH TODAY’S COMMENT WINNAH!
** cues J Geils Band **
Dreadful Pun Hell Fairy rejoices and giggles at clever leaving behind of comment.
awesomenessy
watermark fail
Good point..
There’s been quite a lot of these lately.
The first in a presumably long line of “not really engrish, just bizarre hentai” submissions
second already, there’s been one a few days ago.
Yeah, but even if the game was H, I wouldn’t call the anime version of it hentai.
Well thats an interesting comment….so what would you call hentai?
Aye caramba! Words fail me.
I’ve been watching all the wrong animes.
not really engrish, it’s just a very sick hentai anime
This is way too old. I guess this page is running out of ideas. Really.
Also not engrish so I think its a big
āāāāāā_āāāāā__āāā_āāā__
ā_āāāā_ā_āāā__ā_ā_ā_ā__
ā_āāā__ā_āā_ā_ā_ā_ā_ā__
ā_āāā__ā_āā_ā_ā_ā_ā_ā__
ā_ā____ā_āā_ā_ā_ā_ā_āāā
āāā____āāāāāā_āāā_āāāāā
for you
the “page” doesn’t have ideas–WE do! submit something funnier instead of just whinging about ones you don’t like.
I’m not going through my complex definition of engrish again for you. Find my old post if you want it. The short version is, if a translation that does not make sense in a typical english speaking context makes you laugh, it is ENGRISH.
Seriously, big fail on those who know where it comes from….
Ha ha, you got that right!
Well said Sir!
For all those that think this is a fail, well, I suppose we all know what porn you watch now. Hold your heads high it terms of your porn preference …
Consider that most people don’t watch hentai, or have even heard of it. Can’t we get a few lulz without all the attitude?
Ramen to that – gather ye lolz where ye may.
My sentiments exactly! What do I care if the humore is started by hentai (which I’ve never seen). All that’s important to me is comments like bluejades.
Classic lit meets Japanese porn & intert00bs ref FTW!
It is from ICHAC. The cat is scolding the dog for not cleaning the cat box.
What the hell is wrong with the Japanese?
And what the hell is wrong with the Anglos in my office who are laughing hysterically at that pic?
Hey, hey, hey let’s not be dissing the Japanese and the Anglos. Let’s diss the people that can’t fight back – the Eskimos! Just wait, I’ll get angry comments for folks in Fairbanks.
Oh great, we’ve got a couple of people of Chinese ancestry who have wandered in to see what all the noise is about… now they’re laughing hysterically too… hey, this is my office! Get out, you bunch of lunatics! Yes, I’ll send you the link to the site, if you want it, just get out of my office! Don’t look over my shoulder whilst I’m typing! Go on, bugger off! Yes, I AM telling everyone here about you weirdos! OUT! Hey, leave my stapler there. BRING BACK MY STAPLER!
Is this your red stapler?
No, it’s cheap and black and nondescript, out of the stationery cupboard, but I think a couple of them saw the movie, and now think that it’s hilarious to pinch things off my desk. I don’t get no respect from my minions; I tell them that they should tremble at the mere thought of my displeasure, fall to their knees in my presence – and they laugh! Maybe I’m just not cut out to be an overlord.
I’ll order you the Barnum & Bailey Minion Management Kit. It has a whip, a chair and a gun. The thigh high black patent boots with stiletto heels are a nice touch, though.
Good grief – should I get me corsets back from the armourer then?
My sister lives in Anderson, AK. I’ll go get her…
At least you said nothing of the Irish. Thank you.
You’re ignorant! Don’t put this on the whole Japanese people… normal Japanese people are not into this crap. Otakus and freaks are looked down upon here just as anywhere else…like you don’t have sick rape-porn in America.
Are you TRYING to start a flame war, Kid?
I don’t even know what a flame war is…I’m a normal person…not a computer nerd.
If you are a ‘normal’ person, what are you doing on this site?
hahaha…touche! Ok, not normal I guess…just ignorant about flam wars =)
Being iggerant about flame wars is A Good Thing.
Yeah in America you have Bill Clinton…
win
watermark placement fail!!
They did that with “People die when they are killed”, remember? I think it’s time to move it.
My thoughts exactly!
From Wasilla AK, I resent that remark hollyr57, the Japenese/British really do deserve all the slander
And if that’s actually the intended meaning…well…
God Bless you all for sparing the French
I hate everybody, without regard to race, gender, sexual preference or lack thereof, age, weight, height, physical beauty, intelligence or lack thereof, or national origin! Did I miss anyone? Oh, yes, planet of origin or species, either. The whole universe is one big FAIL! Now, can we get back to the LOLZ?
What about favourite colour? I really really really hate people who like the colour orange.
Do they make you blue? They’re only being complementary.
I dunno why, they just make me see red.
Perhaps you should talk to Moses. I understand that he has a way of getting past red sees.
Of all the emailed comments I got today, this one gave me the most LOLZ!
Always glad to give you one back! You had me ROTFL this AM (actually, ’twas yesterday AM, come to think of it).
I’m not going near him – I don’t want a burning bush!
Can this even count as engrish when thats what it’s supposed to say? Old pic is old anyways.
The only comments I get as tired of seeing here as the “this is not Engrish” ones are those that complain,”this is old.” (And you just hit the daily double!) Even if I happen to have seen something before (and the chances that I’ve seen a Hentai are absolute zero), that doesn’t mean everybody else has. So once again, I harken back to my favorite motto: If it LOLZ, it ROLLZ!
I think Engrish should either be actually mistranslated or at least strangely worded, even if part of the humor comes from the content. But there’s nothing at all wrong with the words here, the only thing funny about it is that innocent looking girl encouraging coprophagia.
Not that there’s anything strange about that…
So… where do i find this cartoon so i can see what happens next? :”>
Do I detect a sh!t-eating grin on your emoticon?
She says “Ki$$ my a$$” like it is a bad thing.
One can be fond of a$$e$ without necessarily being fond of their byproducts!
They kill the doctor….and then realize they miss his poop experiments on them…
Night Shift Nurses–bizzarre Hentai, but I don’t believe this is an Engrish fail–in fact, in the context of the Hentai, it is absolutely 100% sensible.
In that regard, isn’t this a “Fail-Fail?”
lolz
K8T JB
Not Engrish and old. FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
There’s that Daily Double yet again!
Seriously, fan-subs should be protected by UNESCO.
Night Shift Nurse is one of the most hardcore hentai out there.
The fact that you know this makes you one of the saddest nerds out there.
You’re trying too hard to start a fight. Seriously. Chill out.
You’re even sadder for coming and bothering other people about it.
How can ANYTHING be more sad than watch cartoon porn?!
possibly the need to make personal insults against persons about whom you know nothing…
Ok…it is sad what I’m doing (obviously you fall under your own argument)…but still, watching cartoon porn is definitely more sad.
ćBy the way I’m not insulting about things I don’t know anything about…I only insult the people I know watch cartoon porn for the fact they watch cartoon porn, nothing else. I really dispise pervs, that’s all.
how do i “fall under my own argument”? i just made the judgement that trying to harm someone else (insulting them) is, in my opinion, a worse crime than having poor taste (watching something that, to certain people, is of little value). would you argue with that assessment?
Am I the only old perv on this site who remembers “Night Shift Nurses” as a real porno with real people? I think I saw it back in the 1980s.
You remember the titles of pr0n films? The ones I’ve seen all look the same. Ho hum.
Only the most memorable, which I will certainly concede are few and far between.
I’ve seen a lot of things in these films, but I’ve never heard a ho hum!
I do recall one scene in which deep throating was accompanied by humming noises, apparently to create more of a vibrating sensation. Couldn’t tell you the title, though.
John Bobbitt: Uncut.
You won’t regret it… much.
What’s hentai? Anime porn?
I think so.
It seems to be. Don’t you google any term you don’t recognise? It’s very educational. There are some clips.
Looks like we got a green avatar convention here.
It is. I don’t watch Hentai, but if you watch Anime at all it’s as well to know terms like this.
Oh and I’ve just gatecrashed the Green Avatar convention!
hey, you’re the same colors as me!
Ugg, this is getting annoying. It shouldn’t count as an Engrish entry if it’s being pulled from a hentai… 99 percent of the time they mean EXACTLY what is translated. O_O
FYI: I just watched my first, and probably last, hentai clip. If you see anything in hentai that you call “normal”, I’m not surprised that you don’t get what the rest of us see as Engrish. (And I suspect the clip I saw was a fairly tame example).
At least now I think I have a better appreciation of the “Drawn Together” cartoon series.
OMG- what am I saying!!!
Self FAIL?
ā«When I think about it, I fail myself.āŖ
I have never recovered from watching a piece of an episode of LA Blue Girl – ninja sex craft? It all got a bit weird, I’m afraid. I had to watch three Brother Cadfaels in a row to recover after that.
la blue girl is innocent compared to some other things out there
but if oyu want to fall asleep, watch g taste
Exactly.
It’s not English, nor is it English Fail, because talking about poop eating is completely acceptable and expected in hentai anime.
It’s sad to see that this blog is starting to take a ‘look at what the funny monkey people did’ tone….
Now if it was ‘How can not her eating poop be doing say you love?’ that’d be a different story.
Those who find this sentence bizarre and/or funny are NOT at all judging Japanese culture and finding it primitive. Hentai is clearly not a part of mainstream Japanese culture, and those who enjoy it are clearly a strange and warped minority. We also don’t have anything quite like it here in the West. Therefore it is not at all “look at what the funny monkey people did,” but rather, “look at a different kind of weirdness than you usually see.” I wouldn’t have had the foggiest idea what a Hentai was if it weren’t for this site, so in that sense it is educational. And since I am a clinical psychologist, I will have to watch a Hentai one day soon, although the prospect fills me with dread. One of the sometimes fascinating and sometimes horrifying aspects of my profession is that I have to know something about just about any sick thing humans are doing. But I sincerely doubt Hentai is any sicker than what some in the West are watching and/or doing. After 32 years in the field, it is a rare day that I run into a form of psychopathology that surprises me, and almost never do I find one that actually shocks me.
You should hang around 4-chan if you ever need to do some research. Eventually you’ll find something that preturbs you, and pros on the subject to explain it in the best (albeit: weirdest) way (these are the people that fuel porn days on youtube and fill Encyclopedia Dramatica. You might have fun just lurking around there.)
And if you want the worst of the sexually depraved hentai, Bible Black is a good example: they cover a lot of bases. And in the creepier genres area: Vore and guro I can’t really look at (God help you if you find a vore lover).
Hentai can be sweet, scary, or funny, but some are a dime a dozen in weirdness. You’ll find better bat shoop crazy stuff in the doujinshi. By the way, Hentai literally means abnormal,
.
If you just get creeped out by the idea of hentai, you will laugh like crazy at the English dubs. Porn actors are bad at acting, even in voice. And the production values on the voice quality, I laugh at it like I do the old dubbed iron chef.
Blah. I felt like saying that stuff, so sorry if I creeped you out.
I want to become a psychologist someday. Good job sticking in that crazy field!
4chan is just worrying some times
Well being a psycholigist you should know that exploring ones sexuality is a good thing. The west has alway had dirty cartoons and I am a little peeved at how so many people have given this genre of anime a bad name, sure there are some sick things but hentai is not all rape and scat it covers all types of sexual fantasies and I might add there are no victims like in real life where women are truly exploited for a profit and can catch nasty stds if they are not carefull. Also sex and violence (In anime) is not really frowned upon in Japan, but the west tries to make them feel ashamed for creating such materials, when in fact they should understand that these things are a part of human nature and it sure as hell beats having a country that constantly fights in wars where many are killed for a profit.
Oh, agree that the attitude towards sexuality in the West is excessively rigid and prudish. And I think many, many people in the West have sexual inclinations and fatasies of which they are ashamed, and there is something to be said for questioning the taboos against some behaviors that are harmless. And I still haven’t watched a Hentai and so I can’t make an assessment of how pathological I think it is. But from what I have been told, some involve sexuality with prepubescent children, and I have a strenuous objection to that, as someone who has treated victims of sexual abuse and even perpetrators of sexual abuse. Anything that encourages acceptance of this is, in my opinion, inherently harmful. Same thing when it comes to r@pe. The one above, involving coprophagia, is at least on the border. Not being an MD, I’m not sure how harmful consuming a load of poop would be. Clearly there’s a risk of disease transmission, but this is also a danger in more conventional sexual contacts. But having once gotten food poisoning (Campylobacter) just from a food handler apparently washing inadequately after defecating, I would imagine that such a huge infusion of bacteria could cause one to become deathly ill. There is a reason an instinctual revulsion to that smell is hard-wired in humans (in marked contrast to dogs, for example). And yes, it is certainly true that one can find such pornographic materials in the West. So I would imagine such a practice would be extremely dangerous. But of course many of us do in fantasy things we would never do in real life.
That is the weirdest one I’ve seen so far.
āāāāāā_āāāāā__āāā_āāā__
ā_āāāā_ā_āāā__ā_ā_ā_ā__
ā_āāā__ā_āā_ā_ā_ā_ā_ā__
ā_āāā__ā_āā_ā_ā_ā_ā_ā__
ā_ā____ā_āā_ā_ā_ā_ā_āāā
āāā____āāāāāā_āāā_āāāāā
Knowing what goes on in some Japanese animation, that subtitle is probably very accurate to what is going on.
Dont they mean.. 2 Girls 1 Finger????
You’d think I’d know how to identify this anime, being the huge teenage girl nerd that I am…but I got nothing on this conundrum.
love it.but for real I will never eat peanutbutter with out that pics in my head
I would do anything for love, but I won’t do *that*.
Meatloaf WIN!
Great quote for this theme. Gives a whole new meaning to the term “pinch off a loaf”!
I’m not even sure this is wrong though…It looks like a Hentai called “Nightshift Nurses” (I think) and it’s not too weird to have this sentence in there. It’s pretty out there.
lawl. its not engrish i bet, but still, its…yeah.
havent seen many anime stuffs here.
That’s because anime is so hard to stuff!
It’s gross. But so is american porn’s obsession with how much ppl can stick up their bum.
Am I the only one thinking this one is not mistranslated??
no, ur not… ppl are just too idiot to realise that anime is not just for children… it’s also to pervs. lol.
but i did
wut
Too bad the logo ruins it.
blah blah blah with the bitchen dear god cant people get over themselves and enjoy the cheep laugh without belittling everyone else for watching or not watching porn/hentai. or knowing where something came from. its a funny pic, just enjoy
much to do about nothing…
āāāāāā_āāāāā__āāā_āāā__
ā_āāāā_ā_āā ā_ ā_ā_ ā_ā__
ā_āāā__ā_āā_ā_ā_ā_ ā_ā__
ā_āāā__ā_āā_ā_ā_ā_ ā_ā__
ā_ā____ā_āā_ā_ ā_ā_ ā_āāā
āāā____āāāāāā_āāā_ āāāāā
TIMES 3!!!
ooH Cool. Thank for sharing with this site!
The plot is:Night Shift Nurses opens with Dr. Ryuji Hirasaka, a gynecologist, looking back on an event feature everyday objects and human wastes. In most cases, it is not until the second or third sexual encounter that the nurses are ‘transformed’ and succumb to whatever Hirasaka subjects them to. It is worth noting that, when compared with other hentai productions, Night Shift Nurses is somewhat different – that is, it is also a psychological drama. While Ryuji is indeed despicable, his ‘victims’ are unable to resist him and, later on, begin to visibly crave for his so-called experiments (aka. his infamous sexual plays).
For all you guys that are knocking anime, and say that people that watch it never get any.. I am a 22 year old woman that thoroughly enjoys watching anime. Some of it is stupid, like I can’t stand Naruto or Bleach. But if you watch Howl’s Moving Castle, Spirited Away, you’ll see that not all anime is childish. Also not all of it is happy-go-lucky cartoons like Pokemon and DBZ…maybe you should watch Grave Of The Fireflies, and then come back and tell us that all anime is meaningless and immature.
Howlās Moving Castle: great movie =D
Elfen Lied is also a great anime and, definitely, is not for children… FullMetal! Panic is also another good one.
Not engrish, guys, not engrish…