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How can you say you love her if you can’t even eat her poop?

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  1. California Dave says:

    “Animal crackers in my poop…”

  2. Frank says:

    Seriously, that’s not Engrish. It’s exactly what she means to say!

    • radleyas says:

      I think you could understand why people might not know that she meant to say that, right?

      • Firestorm28 says:

        yeah, i actually DON’T watch dumbass anime

        • your mom says:

          anime is not dumbass u are, your grounded for a week

          • Kid Choronsom says:

            Yes it is…unless you are kid and watch Pokemon or something.
            You don’t have any friends so you escape in to a perverted cartoon world and get a seriously distorted view on women….yeah, that’s pretty “dumbass” to me. I would ground YOU, but it doesn’t matter cause you’ll be in inside your room your whole life anyway.

            • Paz says:

              That’s a good reason for not watching anime too, but what annoys me most is the cheer amount of talking and time wasting that happens in an anime, boring as hell and i have better things to do.

              • Paz says:

                sheer* lol

              • sueb262 says:

                clearly, you have watched only low-quality anime–there are many whose stories approach literature, whose characters are classic, and whose art is breathtaking.

                • Kid Choronsom says:

                  I agree there are…but still sucks compared to reality

                  • sueb262 says:

                    wait, what? who’s talking about reality? i thought we were just comparing opinions on art forms. surely you didn’t think… oh, never mind.

                    • Kid Choronsom says:

                      My mistake…taken a bit out of context…My main reason to write was to bad mouth “otaku”s…who are not living out their life in reality. If you’re not an anime nerd who like to call your self “otaku”, but only someone who enjoys the odd good anime that’s out there (cause I have to agree there are) now and then and is against the perverted women hating crap, then I mean nothing bad against you =)

                      • sueb262 says:

                        so, as long as my taste is the same as yours, i pass muster?

                      • Toria says:

                        So how come you basically tarred all anime fans with the same brush in your initial post? There’s a world of difference between disliking otaku and disliking ANYONE who likes anime. I can’t stand otaku myself. But I like a good anime series sometimes.

                        Like someone above said, it’s like saying all movies are shit because they give you a distorted view of women (due to the existence of porn)

                • fgdsfgd says:

                  He clearly watched Naruto. :P
                  Pretty decent anime, actually… though, it has its “moments”. *sigh*

            • fgdsfgd says:


              Even women watch anime. Even HOT, POPULAR wominz.
              And saying all anime is crap is like saying every movie in existence is crap. And gives you a distorted image of women. And have perverted things in them.
              Clearly, you need to broaden your horizons and watch some cartoonz! You’d be a much happier person! :)

            • Toria says:

              You do know that not all anime is hentai, right? Oh wait, you don’t. Well done, you win the PRIZE

      • Kid Choronsom says:

        I’m happy that there are people who took this as Engrish…I wish it was…

    • The1 says:

      where is this FROM anyway?

    • Will says:

      If that’s the case, someone has a slightly different definition of love than I do.

  3. bluejade says:

    Love stinks!

  4. Flint says:

    watermark fail

  5. wyldkard says:

    The first in a presumably long line of “not really engrish, just bizarre hentai” submissions

  6. Scot Z says:

    Aye caramba! Words fail me.

  7. Onion says:

    I’ve been watching all the wrong animes.

  8. lenny says:

    not really engrish, it’s just a very sick hentai anime

  9. 0_X -o= [D.H.] says:

    This is way too old. I guess this page is running out of ideas. Really.

    Also not engrish so I think its a big

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    for you

    • sueb262 says:

      the “page” doesn’t have ideas–WE do! submit something funnier instead of just whinging about ones you don’t like.

    • PointsOutTheObvious says:

      I’m not going through my complex definition of engrish again for you. Find my old post if you want it. The short version is, if a translation that does not make sense in a typical english speaking context makes you laugh, it is ENGRISH.

  10. Sir Gallivant says:

    Seriously, big fail on those who know where it comes from….

  11. radleyas says:

    For all those that think this is a fail, well, I suppose we all know what porn you watch now. Hold your heads high it terms of your porn preference …

    Consider that most people don’t watch hentai, or have even heard of it. Can’t we get a few lulz without all the attitude?

  12. fpage77 says:

    What the hell is wrong with the Japanese?

    • dr handle says:

      And what the hell is wrong with the Anglos in my office who are laughing hysterically at that pic?

      • hollyr57 says:

        Hey, hey, hey let’s not be dissing the Japanese and the Anglos. Let’s diss the people that can’t fight back – the Eskimos! Just wait, I’ll get angry comments for folks in Fairbanks.

        • dr handle says:

          Oh great, we’ve got a couple of people of Chinese ancestry who have wandered in to see what all the noise is about… now they’re laughing hysterically too… hey, this is my office! Get out, you bunch of lunatics! Yes, I’ll send you the link to the site, if you want it, just get out of my office! Don’t look over my shoulder whilst I’m typing! Go on, bugger off! Yes, I AM telling everyone here about you weirdos! OUT! Hey, leave my stapler there. BRING BACK MY STAPLER!

          • PoodleGroomer says:

            Is this your red stapler?

            • dr handle says:

              No, it’s cheap and black and nondescript, out of the stationery cupboard, but I think a couple of them saw the movie, and now think that it’s hilarious to pinch things off my desk. I don’t get no respect from my minions; I tell them that they should tremble at the mere thought of my displeasure, fall to their knees in my presence – and they laugh! Maybe I’m just not cut out to be an overlord.

              • PoodleGroomer says:

                I’ll order you the Barnum & Bailey Minion Management Kit. It has a whip, a chair and a gun. The thigh high black patent boots with stiletto heels are a nice touch, though.

        • pamera says:

          My sister lives in Anderson, AK. I’ll go get her…

          At least you said nothing of the Irish. Thank you.

    • Kid Choronsom says:

      You’re ignorant! Don’t put this on the whole Japanese people… normal Japanese people are not into this crap. Otakus and freaks are looked down upon here just as anywhere else…like you don’t have sick rape-porn in America.

  13. Will says:

    watermark placement fail!!

  14. Sim says:

    From Wasilla AK, I resent that remark hollyr57, the Japenese/British really do deserve all the slander :P And if that’s actually the intended meaning…well…

    • French says:

      God Bless you all for sparing the French

      • JohnB says:

        I hate everybody, without regard to race, gender, sexual preference or lack thereof, age, weight, height, physical beauty, intelligence or lack thereof, or national origin! Did I miss anyone? Oh, yes, planet of origin or species, either. The whole universe is one big FAIL! Now, can we get back to the LOLZ?

  15. RiderLeangle says:

    Can this even count as engrish when thats what it’s supposed to say? Old pic is old anyways.

    • JohnB says:

      The only comments I get as tired of seeing here as the “this is not Engrish” ones are those that complain,”this is old.” (And you just hit the daily double!) Even if I happen to have seen something before (and the chances that I’ve seen a Hentai are absolute zero), that doesn’t mean everybody else has. So once again, I harken back to my favorite motto: If it LOLZ, it ROLLZ!

  16. M.U. says:

    I think Engrish should either be actually mistranslated or at least strangely worded, even if part of the humor comes from the content. But there’s nothing at all wrong with the words here, the only thing funny about it is that innocent looking girl encouraging coprophagia.

  17. Fritz says:

    So… where do i find this cartoon so i can see what happens next? :”>

  18. Kate JB says:

    Night Shift Nurses–bizzarre Hentai, but I don’t believe this is an Engrish fail–in fact, in the context of the Hentai, it is absolutely 100% sensible.

    In that regard, isn’t this a “Fail-Fail?”

    lolz

    K8T JB

  19. Joe Brothers says:

    Not Engrish and old. FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

  20. andrew says:

    Seriously, fan-subs should be protected by UNESCO.

  21. archer2 says:

    Night Shift Nurse is one of the most hardcore hentai out there.

    • Kid Choronsom says:

      The fact that you know this makes you one of the saddest nerds out there.

      • kyasarin says:

        You’re trying too hard to start a fight. Seriously. Chill out.

      • jamar says:

        You’re even sadder for coming and bothering other people about it.

        • Kid Choronsom says:

          How can ANYTHING be more sad than watch cartoon porn?!

          • sueb262 says:

            possibly the need to make personal insults against persons about whom you know nothing…

            • Kid Choronsom says:

              Ok…it is sad what I’m doing (obviously you fall under your own argument)…but still, watching cartoon porn is definitely more sad.
              怀By the way I’m not insulting about things I don’t know anything about…I only insult the people I know watch cartoon porn for the fact they watch cartoon porn, nothing else. I really dispise pervs, that’s all.

              • sueb262 says:

                how do i “fall under my own argument”? i just made the judgement that trying to harm someone else (insulting them) is, in my opinion, a worse crime than having poor taste (watching something that, to certain people, is of little value). would you argue with that assessment?

    • Droll not Troll says:

      Am I the only old perv on this site who remembers “Night Shift Nurses” as a real porno with real people? I think I saw it back in the 1980s.

      • dr handle says:

        You remember the titles of pr0n films? The ones I’ve seen all look the same. Ho hum.

        • JohnB says:

          Only the most memorable, which I will certainly concede are few and far between.

        • Droll not Troll says:

          I’ve seen a lot of things in these films, but I’ve never heard a ho hum!

          • JohnB says:

            I do recall one scene in which deep throating was accompanied by humming noises, apparently to create more of a vibrating sensation. Couldn’t tell you the title, though.

      • Him says:

        John Bobbitt: Uncut.

        You won’t regret it… much.

      • donnkey says:

        well the porn seemm stil lto exists made by hustler, I stumbled over it on the hustler dvd page and thought omfg they didnt buy the license for THAT weird shit

        but I think its just blondes in nurse uniform, I didnt dare to watch

  22. GandWuser says:

    What’s hentai? Anime porn?

  23. Erin says:

    Ugg, this is getting annoying. It shouldn’t count as an Engrish entry if it’s being pulled from a hentai… 99 percent of the time they mean EXACTLY what is translated. O_O

    • Droll not Troll says:

      FYI: I just watched my first, and probably last, hentai clip. If you see anything in hentai that you call “normal”, I’m not surprised that you don’t get what the rest of us see as Engrish. (And I suspect the clip I saw was a fairly tame example).
      At least now I think I have a better appreciation of the “Drawn Together” cartoon series.
      OMG- what am I saying!!!

    • Hebime says:

      Exactly.
      It’s not English, nor is it English Fail, because talking about poop eating is completely acceptable and expected in hentai anime.

      It’s sad to see that this blog is starting to take a ‘look at what the funny monkey people did’ tone….

      Now if it was ‘How can not her eating poop be doing say you love?’ that’d be a different story.

      • JohnB says:

        Those who find this sentence bizarre and/or funny are NOT at all judging Japanese culture and finding it primitive. Hentai is clearly not a part of mainstream Japanese culture, and those who enjoy it are clearly a strange and warped minority. We also don’t have anything quite like it here in the West. Therefore it is not at all “look at what the funny monkey people did,” but rather, “look at a different kind of weirdness than you usually see.” I wouldn’t have had the foggiest idea what a Hentai was if it weren’t for this site, so in that sense it is educational. And since I am a clinical psychologist, I will have to watch a Hentai one day soon, although the prospect fills me with dread. One of the sometimes fascinating and sometimes horrifying aspects of my profession is that I have to know something about just about any sick thing humans are doing. But I sincerely doubt Hentai is any sicker than what some in the West are watching and/or doing. After 32 years in the field, it is a rare day that I run into a form of psychopathology that surprises me, and almost never do I find one that actually shocks me.

        • Kat says:

          You should hang around 4-chan if you ever need to do some research. Eventually you’ll find something that preturbs you, and pros on the subject to explain it in the best (albeit: weirdest) way (these are the people that fuel porn days on youtube and fill Encyclopedia Dramatica. You might have fun just lurking around there.)

          And if you want the worst of the sexually depraved hentai, Bible Black is a good example: they cover a lot of bases. And in the creepier genres area: Vore and guro I can’t really look at (God help you if you find a vore lover).

          Hentai can be sweet, scary, or funny, but some are a dime a dozen in weirdness. You’ll find better bat shoop crazy stuff in the doujinshi. By the way, Hentai literally means abnormal, :D .

          If you just get creeped out by the idea of hentai, you will laugh like crazy at the English dubs. Porn actors are bad at acting, even in voice. And the production values on the voice quality, I laugh at it like I do the old dubbed iron chef.

          Blah. I felt like saying that stuff, so sorry if I creeped you out.

          I want to become a psychologist someday. Good job sticking in that crazy field!

        • superninja says:

          Well being a psycholigist you should know that exploring ones sexuality is a good thing. The west has alway had dirty cartoons and I am a little peeved at how so many people have given this genre of anime a bad name, sure there are some sick things but hentai is not all rape and scat it covers all types of sexual fantasies and I might add there are no victims like in real life where women are truly exploited for a profit and can catch nasty stds if they are not carefull. Also sex and violence (In anime) is not really frowned upon in Japan, but the west tries to make them feel ashamed for creating such materials, when in fact they should understand that these things are a part of human nature and it sure as hell beats having a country that constantly fights in wars where many are killed for a profit.

          • JohnB says:

            Oh, agree that the attitude towards sexuality in the West is excessively rigid and prudish. And I think many, many people in the West have sexual inclinations and fatasies of which they are ashamed, and there is something to be said for questioning the taboos against some behaviors that are harmless. And I still haven’t watched a Hentai and so I can’t make an assessment of how pathological I think it is. But from what I have been told, some involve sexuality with prepubescent children, and I have a strenuous objection to that, as someone who has treated victims of sexual abuse and even perpetrators of sexual abuse. Anything that encourages acceptance of this is, in my opinion, inherently harmful. Same thing when it comes to r@pe. The one above, involving coprophagia, is at least on the border. Not being an MD, I’m not sure how harmful consuming a load of poop would be. Clearly there’s a risk of disease transmission, but this is also a danger in more conventional sexual contacts. But having once gotten food poisoning (Campylobacter) just from a food handler apparently washing inadequately after defecating, I would imagine that such a huge infusion of bacteria could cause one to become deathly ill. There is a reason an instinctual revulsion to that smell is hard-wired in humans (in marked contrast to dogs, for example). And yes, it is certainly true that one can find such pornographic materials in the West. So I would imagine such a practice would be extremely dangerous. But of course many of us do in fantasy things we would never do in real life.

  24. Skyshade13 says:

    That is the weirdest one I’ve seen so far.

  25. TamgotchiSuper says:

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  26. mike says:

    Knowing what goes on in some Japanese animation, that subtitle is probably very accurate to what is going on.

  27. YEA qwedcqwedqw says:

    Dont they mean.. 2 Girls 1 Finger????

  28. Yukionna says:

    You’d think I’d know how to identify this anime, being the huge teenage girl nerd that I am…but I got nothing on this conundrum.

  29. jimrosex says:

    love it.but for real I will never eat peanutbutter with out that pics in my head

  30. Emperor Tomato Catsup says:

    I would do anything for love, but I won’t do *that*.

  31. Kat says:

    I’m not even sure this is wrong though…It looks like a Hentai called “Nightshift Nurses” (I think) and it’s not too weird to have this sentence in there. It’s pretty out there.

  32. lawl. says:

    lawl. its not engrish i bet, but still, its…yeah.
    havent seen many anime stuffs here.

  33. Sqwirk says:

    It’s gross. But so is american porn’s obsession with how much ppl can stick up their bum.

  34. Pixee says:

    Am I the only one thinking this one is not mistranslated??

  35. tuesday says:

    wut

  36. Rena says:

    Too bad the logo ruins it.

  37. MeHere says:

    blah blah blah with the bitchen dear god cant people get over themselves and enjoy the cheep laugh without belittling everyone else for watching or not watching porn/hentai. or knowing where something came from. its a funny pic, just enjoy

  38. kj says:

    much to do about nothing…
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  39. James says:

    ooH Cool. Thank for sharing with this site!


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