What a victoly!

Conglaturation!!! You have completed a great game. And prooved the justice of our culture. Now go and rest our heroes.
Submitted by: Caitlin1994 via Engrish Funny Submissions
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Conglaturation!!! You have completed a great game. And prooved the justice of our culture. Now go and rest our heroes.
Submitted by: Caitlin1994 via Engrish Funny Submissions
Oh, God. The Ghostbusters game for the NES. I love it. Makes me want to watch the Angry Video Game Nerd review of it all over again.
AVGN beat you guys to the punch.
Hells yeah
All your base are belong to us!
You have no chance to survive make your time.
What you say!?
You are on the way to destruction.
Your princess is in another castle
That c-c-combo breaker was truly epic
Resistence are futile so hero.
He’s the Angriest gamer you’ve ever heard….
hes the angry nintendo nerd
He’s the angry Atari/Sega nerd..
hes the angry video game….nerd
Game ovel
You can tell this is not at all a reality-based game. Justice? Our culture???
To me it looks like “Just Ice”, which desribes my culture perfectly.
Do you live in Greenland, or a place where crystal meth is widely smoked?
Canada. And I believe a fair amount of crystal meth gets smoked here, but mostly I was thinking of hockey.
Ah, yes, that other common cause of tooth loss and brain damage.
Compooter Littercy.
i love how AVGN gave this a grammer grade of 20%, but then took the last 20 pts off for lieing about it being a “great game”
ahh yes. Ghostbusters on NES. As you’ve all said, that AVGN review is awesome!
Gotta love the title screen
GOOTHTBUTHDERTH!!!
That same text is also in the new game on a computer at the Ghostbusters HQ.
There are some real winners in NES history..
“(We) must rush courageously!” et al..
Lated F fol Fuckbarrs
Multiple exclamation marks – the sign of a disturbed mind.
I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you.
I RORed
Why can’t the Japanese hire real Americans for proofreading? Damn it.
Real Americans? You mean like Dubya? I wish they would. More Engrish for us!
Dubya? Never heard of him since January. Stop bringing back the dead. The only thing positive in your message is “More Engrish for us!”. Other than them the ten first words that came out of your trolling butt are nothing but nerd-hotdog-fapping fodder.
Oh, and remove your face from Uranus, it’s disgusting.
Good grief, what *is* our children learning?
Rarely is the question asked. Now I can see why!
Oh my! They’re all coming out of the woodwork lately! I’m starting to worry that there’s a crazed doctor out there performing mass humorectomies and then releasing the victims onto this site.
I could waste time arguing, but instead, why don’t you
˙ǝpıs ʎuunɟ ɹnoʎ ǝǝs llɐ uɐɔ ǝʍ os sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ puɐ ɹǝʌo puǝq
I’m afraid for those humor-impaired folks to bend so that we can see their funny side, they’d have to do an eight-dimensional contortion. One that turned them into someone else. Public Service Announcement: The name of this site is engrishFUNNY.com. Those who do not have a funny bone in their body are politely asked to find another site to peruse, perhaps ieventakespongebobsquarepantsseriously.com…
Very clever, but does the fact that I had to – HAD to – read it make me anal?
No, but while you were reading it, we could see your…… nvm.
I suspect most of us had to read it, although I have always found reading upside down and/or backwards easier than I thought it should be. But Mr. Droll, you do have quite a few tricks up your sleeve! Or would this one be under your pants???
I can’t take much credit for this trick. some time ago, I happened to be reading the right page of failblog where somebody let out the secret. It’s all done at this site:flip generator. The instructions there are easy to follow.
I don’t think I’ll be posting any trick that I have under my pants on this site!
Great link, and great working embedded link. I’m trying to figure out the flip. I’m not sure if it is a hidden font, or a browser code easter egg. I’m going to read through the JavaScript when I get a chance.
Thanks, PG. I wasn’t 100% sure I had it right until I posted, but your instructions got me there.
BTW, what is the name of the kind of engine or whatever that this site is made with, and that these tricks work with? I tried googling http & php- not those, apparently.
I’ll leave it to you to study flip generator. My software knowledge is nowhere near yours. I’m just getting into Terminal on my iMac, very, very carefully!
This site is a buffet of software, and a big scoop of each. This page is XML with JavaScript and the ads are JavaScript if static, or Flash if animated. Those are used by the browser to present this page. I don’t know if it is a Unix or Windows server and running IIS or Apache. There is a database server and the web site server appears to be communicating with PHP between the page generator, database, and web page. The flip site is all done with JavaScript coding.
You say that you could see my…nvm. I suppose reparations are now in order. Seeing an elderly nvm could cause PSTD or, in extreme case, OCD and a mandate (from the victim) of DNR. I’ll send a check along next week.
Women and their physical self-concepts! I don’t know how many times I’ve had a woman who was absolutely beautiful in my office who told me how ugly and fat she was. As far as “elderly,” I doubt you have many years on me, if any. And plenty of women my age and older look attractive to me. So don’t be so hard on yourself!
I don’t know about Americans, but they do hire Britons to proof-read articles for publication in professional journals. My sister is one of them.
So that’swhat proofreaders do these days? They seem to be a dying breed, unfortunately.
Yes, we increasingly rely on computers, who cannot distinguish whether we are complaining about our pain or our pane, which can be inconvenient when the glazier shows up to attend to our cramps.
Nintendo of Europe hires people to do proofreading and beta testing of videogames (in teams of eight). I had my job interview to become one yesterday so they already told me a little about the process.
I would photoshop this so at the end where it says “Now go and rest our heroes” it would say “Now go and be An Hero!”
Well, this game DID make me want to kill myself at a couple of points…
I feel used. You said nothing about culture justice in the manual. >.<
How do i “Rest my heroes???”
AHAHAHA AVGN!!! The Ghostbusters game was HORRIBLE, but the review was hilarious