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And what a beautifully clean rooster you’ll have after using this!
I don’t think I’ve ever heard the adjective “charming” in reference to one before.
The wonderful charming c0ck tries to scrub the hens backs while they shower. She doesn’t understand and becomes as upset as a wet chicken.
I have always wondered why they censor the dirty word in the description but not in the photo.
I think it has to with search engines They don’t want Google to classify them as an “adult” website or something.
Most filters can’t do OCR on a photo image, they only read the text. This is often used to get offensive materials past mail filters and block bots from pages.
OCR filters: obsessive compulsive rejection.
Actually, a c*ck is a type of valve, therefore legitimate English.
If I had a nickel every time I heard that…
You would owe more than the bailout plan.
It really is a pretty bizarre-looking set of equipment. Looks like something someone into “water sports” might have.
The guards at Guantanamo?
If so, perhaps we haven’t heard the whole truth about “waterboarding.”
One of the definition of ‘cock’:
faucet consisting of a rotating device for regulating flow of a liquid
Yes, but where’s the fun in that? Being in touch with The Puerile 11-Year-Old Within is much more amusing.
Another: PINGAS!
Not as funny in text…
Is this a device for gents who already have a wonderful cock, or is this advertising claiming that if you use this product it will result in your cock being wonderful? What happens if you already have a wonderful cock, then you use this, is the effect cumulative so that you end up with a really really fantastic cock?
It looks like the graphic for the joke that ends, “No, he’s a clarinet player. He’ll teach you how to hold it.”
i’ve heard that one before…
Wonder if there’s a Wonderful Hen model? I could use the eggs, rather than have this thing go off at sunrise.
When you get to my age, if the thing goes off at sunrise you just praise the Lord and go back to sleep!
The cock engrish is getting old. A cock is a faucet. Move along. Nothing to see here.
Do you honestly call the tap in your sink the “cock”? Really? You use that word in that context frequently? Bah.
The term “cock” in plumbing should be “stopcock”, and is only normally used of valves in the main feed to a building or property.
And off course there is always the delightfully named “ball-cock”
Plumbers…
… named for their tendency to do exactly that.
Actuallu the word ‘plumber’ comes from the latin ‘plumbum’ meaning lead (notice its periodic symbol, Pb), as plumbers jobs originally consisted of pounding lead pipes into shape to fix them. Lead pipes. Wouldn’t you just LOVE drinking water that went through those?
It is believed this may well have contributed to the fall of the Roman Empire.
Water with a high calcium content doesn’t attack lead piping. Sour or bitter wine was boiled it in a lead pot in Roman times. The acids and alcohol attacked the lead and and sweetened the wine with lead salts and tetra ethyl lead. Western civilization was saved when they found poor wine made good Asti Spumante and Champagne.
Quick, turn off the cock, it’s flooding the bathroom!
“Isn’t it delightful to have a dong?”
good times.
Good call! Especially as it’s Python!
Oh, and:
Cock, cock, cock, cock,
Wonderful cock,
Marvelous cock,
etc.
wang jokes ftw :]
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy.
It’s divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don’t take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won’t come back.
Thankyouverymuch.
Now I can clean my cock with a cock
And now the cock will clean my cooks cock while I do some home cocking.
You can just go to your Me Room if you’re going to do That Sort Of Thing.
Frankly I’m Cock-a-hoop!
Which is a great passtime once you get the hang of it.
Are my eyes deceiving me?
Does that shower have a remote control?
And if so, why?
It wouldn’t surprise me, but it looks like this one has x & y axis controls! Since I tend to collect weird products that make very little sense, I just might buy one of these, to go with my solar powered keyring light and the iPod remote control. (OK, I know where you might use the Ipod thing. It just tickles my sense of weirdness that something designed as a portable music unit now has all the add-ons to make it a fixed system!)
Have you managed to obtain a cordless extension cord yet?
I just unplug the UPS. The small one will produce 150 w. The big one will produce 1000 w. The gasoline generator will do 3kw. The last set of high temperatures and storms knocked my brother’s power out for 3 days
No. I’m still looking for a brilliant oxymoron.
I cribbed mine from comedian Steven Wright, who is a wonderful source of brilliant oxymorons. He once put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room and let them fight it out.
Now that you mention it, that does sound like one of his. Well, if you’re going to do it, you might as well crib from the best!
pft. ones like this are getting on my nerves now. Your dick got the name cock from plumbing. Why is seeing cock in it’s original context so amusing?
Dreadful Spelling Sprite dings you for your unnecessary apostrophe in the pronoun “its.” You get another ding for having lost the wonderful adolescent ability to giggle at coarse four-letter words showing up in unexpected places. Besides which, I must say that you are being quite presumptive in claiming to know what the name of my dick is and where he got it!
Yeah! Everyone knows your plumbing devise is named Mr. Bigowsky.
*Ding* Device. Devise is a verb, device is a noun.
Everyone knows the self named plumbing device is being devised by Mr. Bigowsky.
The thing you really should be asking is: How the hell can the people responsible for these translations still have a job?
I’m assuming they still have their jobs, as the amount of translational errors on Asian products is insanely high.
that’s prolly cos the other side cannot decide which Asian language to translate to (since there are so many) and thus not bother, resulting in sanely low amounts of translational errors.
Original context? Hihi! Sorry, even the plumbing reference is amusing
A better caption for this would be “That’s what she said…” Just had to put my $0.02 in there.
Great name! “Ajohnson153″ could be the make & model of the product in the photo!
HaHa that’s what she said.
oh somebody all ready said that, oh well.
Yes that is correct English, but whats funny about it that the japanese don’t know what other things ‘cock’ reffers to and so oblivious as to what other meanings this may have To native English speakers