Planned Parenthood experimented with that slogan
Our p*ssys
Our choice
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A 4th grader was wearing this t-shirt in South Korea
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oh and first
Pussys?
Pus sys?
Oh, so your pussys – your choices? Then let’s see what you’re going to do without our roosters…
don´t put that rooster in that pussy! that would hurt the poor thing!
Pass the wonderful cock device, Eunice…
I see your choice is a pearl necklace!
*coffeescreen*
FTW!
DnT receives one Get Out Of Dreadful Pun Hell Free card for hilarious left comment.
I wonder if the 4th grader was a girl or a boy?
OK, I googled this one. It’s a girl.
I was actually trying to find out what it says in small print under CHOICE. It looks like a name. Anybody know?
From looks its a girl, just trust me i had the same thought but look at the arm.
How can you tell the sex of the child in thiss pic by the tiny fragment of arm visible?
If anything it looks like a stump
Hey, it’s everyone’s favorite drugged up ex-child star, commenting on stumpy arms.
On some stuff i just get a feeling, and the arm gives me a feeling, i no it sounds stupid but it generally pays off. plus it’s an affeminate arm.
Be wary of anyone armed with femininity! That is one of the universe’s most effective stealth weapons.
NOBODY expects the Sisterhood! Our chief weapon is feminimity, and wiles. Wiles and feminity… Our two weapons are feminimity and wiles, and mind-reading. Our three weapons are femininity and wiles and mind-reading and blatant psychological manipulation… four… amongst our weapons… damn, I’ll come in again.
and generating visually induced testosterone brain poisoning in men.
Call the anti-terrorist team! There are weapons of mass distraction in there somewhere!
And weapons of distracting masses.
Only if you are wearing an inappropriate foundation garment.
Have you gotten your corsets back from the armorer?
Yes, since you ask, now I just have to get those stilettoes back – the Vice Squad say that they should be finished examining them by the end of the week.
Yeah, examining them. I’m sure that’s what they’re doing.
LOL! I’d be more worried if they were examining her motorcycle, especially the seat.
I have trouble with vice squads as I cross county and state lines. They are never clear on whether they are promoting or suppressing it. I never know if my vice participation is excessive or insufficient. It all depends on how the sin tax is incorporated into local laws.
i expected you……im always expecting……
It’s funny that the t-shirt says ‘pussys’ as big as day, but in the caption beneath the picture, the poster wrote ‘p*ssys’. Hahaha.
If you go back 2 pages to the “c0ck” comments you can find out why. Start reading from about the 5th comment.
Thanks, Droll. Now I get it.
Now if you can figure out why some comments get subject to moderation, for no apparent reason, please feel free to enlighten us!
Oh that’s one’s easy, you see the internet is like tubes, and like all tubes they get clogged up by very hungry squirrells with hacksaws, and so occasionally the squirrells eat a comment and we are told it was moderated.That is all my lawyers have allowed me to say.
The squirrels have hacksaws? Should we be worried about this?
Yes very, but again my lawyers won’t let me explain any more.
I always thought rodent teeth precluded the need for any hacksaws.
You’d think that, but the squirrells won’t let you touch the hacksaws. it kind of projects an image you know.
I think there’s an automatic filter running, flagging any post which contains hits on its blacklist of words. I’m not sure how space sensitive it is, but this post will test it. The pen is mightier than the sword. If u can see how im testing this, or even if you can’t, don’t bother commenting on my intentionally weird grammar/spelling.
Guess it IS space sensitive, which is good. The one time i made a reference to the manga “Cat Shit One” it flagged it for moderation, so it must be a fairly lenient system.
… The Engrish is that it should be pussies.
no…
I think it’s a win if you ask me.
Best t-shirt slogan EVAH. Especially on an 8 y/o. They gotta learn young these days.
technically i think 4th grade would make her 10….. not that that changes anything.
i was 9 all through 4th grade lol, normal ppl turn 10 in 4th grade tho
(srry summer b-day)
Who knows, maybe she’s an advanced placement student (in more ways than one :0 )….
did you know theres no such thing as a Brontosaurus?
Yes and no. The dinosaur formerly known as Brontosaurus did actually exist. However, more recently he has begun to insist on being called Prince.
That, of course, was a joke, but in fact the former Brontosaurus has been renamed Apatosaurus. At least they haven’t reclassified him as a “dwarf dinosauroid…”
acctually, the head and body of brontosaurus dont match, two different species… brontosaurus never existed
Yeah, there was that problem with the head, but I didn’t want to get too technical.
Of course, the relevance of your statement to this picture is something I have yet to figure out, unless that looks like a brontosaurus to you on the t-shirt…
Don’t A-patosaurus on the head! They like to be scratched on the neck.
I’d suggest avoiding contact with dinosaurs, lest one find Allosauruses after you.
Good advice! I didn’t even see you there, right behind me.
I have another theory…
Yes, but so does the Apatosaurus.
I refer of course to Anne Elk, who had a theory abotu the brontosaurus.
Abotu the Brontosaurus thought Anne Elk was a forgery. Something about the antlers looking like coral.
I refer of course to Anne Elk, who had a theory about the brontosaurus.
But I want to know more about Abotu, the brontosaurus!
I want to hear about Ann Elk who had a theory about the brontosaurus, Dr. Handle.
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It’s a Monty Python reference.
Anne Elk’s theory about the brontosaurus, which is her theory, belonging to her, being hers and thought up by her, “Theory about the brontosaurus”, by Anne Elk, bracket, Miss, bracket. I am going to say her theory now.
Ahem. AHEM.
The brontosaurus was thin at the end, thick in the middle, then thin again at the other end. That is her theory, which is hers and is owned by her. Being her theory.
Or words to that effect.
Which brings us to Ann Elk’s Second Theory, based on Ann Elk’s First Theory, about the brontosaurus, which is her theory, belonging to her, being hers and thought up by her, “Second Theory about the brontosaurus”, by Anne Elk, bracket, Miss, bracket. I am going to say her second theory now.
Ahem. AHEM.
“… causing far to much unavoidable embarrassment, thus resulting in their extinction.”
That is her theory, which is hers and is owned by her. Being her theory.
I remember reading one of the EARLY articles about Engrish use in the Far East – we’re talking, like, about 25 years ago, in an article in a porno magazine. (can’t remember if it was Playboy, Penthouse or Hustler – then again, I might not have been the one that bought it, as 25 years ago I was 17) How appropriate, given how some of these pics turn out.
The author of the piece commented how fascinated many Asians were with (American) English language, and how things could go horribly wrong when people couldn’t read what was written on their clothes.
Example he gave from his trip to Japan: An ancient-looking Japanese woman, practically bent over with age, wearing a T-shirt with “Hot Milk” written across the breast region….
I wonder if anyone has a way of finding out just what magazine & issue that is, and whether one can get a copy of the article (after all, it has to be one of the seminal discussions of Engrish as we know it – it’s historical, even).
Lotsa luck! A copy of one of those magazines that doesn’t have pages stuck together would be a collector’s item!
Especially since it was one of the seminal discussions of Engrish. Those kinds of discussions tend to end on a rather sticky note.
not sure if i should make an inappropriate comment about bestiality or abortion
choices choices choices….
Im feeling like this was meant and isnt engrish….
Besides the mangled plural, there remains the issue of what, exactly, the writer wished to express. Is it a pro-choice slogan on the issue of abortion? Is it a plea for the right to choose husbands rather than arranged marriages? Is it advocating female control over sexual positions? Therefore, it is sufficiently inscrutable to qualify as Engrish.
Aren’t Asians *supposed* to be inscrutable? It could even mean that cat cuisine is a personal preference.
If they were inscrewable, they couldn’t have children.
Of course, being a heterosexual male, the t-shirt slogan I’d love to see is, “Our pussies, your choice”! Unfortunately, this is not the way of the world…
*Insert Mrs Slocombe’s pussy joke here*
Ummm… “My pussy got soaking wet this morning, and I had to dry it out by the fire before I could come to work.”
I heard Molly Sugden died recently, in her 80s, so I won’t make the obvious(?) comment.
“The last time we had the fire alarm go off, a fireman climbed out onto a ledge to grab my pussy.”
No need to ask why her pussy was there. It’s ledge-endary.
And obviously, the fireman climbed it because it was there.
DnT just used up his Get Out Of Dreadful Pun Hell free card. You, on the other hand, Brother John, get a *clonk*.
A day without a clonk is a day without, well, without a clonk.
Um, That’s not Engrish. It’s a really cool slogan about our right to choose our sexual partners. The only thing wrong here that I can see is the misspelling of “pussies”. But, honestly, that’s a little dumb to laugh at, as I’m certain that many Americans would be very likely to make the same mistake.
And the fact that it is on a 4th grader…
but other than that I agree.
I’m surprised it took so long for someone to point this out. How is it engrish if it’s an intentional joke?
*shakes head and walks away*
I think the Engrish is that for a child this young to be wearing this shirt, the child/its parents must have been completely oblivious as to what it actually said.
It’s a bit like when you see Australians wearing those chain-store t-shirts with random Japanese letters. Maybe they all say, ’stupid Westerner’.
Why assume it’s a young girl wearing the shirt? There aren’t any boobs, but you can’t see the head or arms, so it could just as easily be a guy who knows exactly what it says and thinks he’s be being funny. The shirt itself contains no engrish.
According to what I found on google, it’s a 4th grade girl wearing the shirt, and the only person who seemed worried about it was her teacher, who AFAIK took the photo. In my book, that makes it all kinds of funny!
Gah, when I was in fourth grade, I had a shirt that said “Playboy” on it (along with the bunny and all). When I asked my parents what it meant, they said it meant a child playing. Now *that* fails.
Is this the Mollie Sugden tribute edition of Engrish Funny? (See ‘Are You Being Served?’ – my pussy loves it!)
Getting back to the original t shirt; is any one against the message? (Aside from the fact it is apparently on 4th grader.)
Kinda sounds like a phrase for Abstinence.
I took this picture. Small town where Koreans farm corn and not even the teachers knows what it means. They just see a cute cat and nothing else. Also, many of my students are so poor that they only have two or three changes of clothes…so, I see this shirt over and over! My friend posted it on his webpage and to end the guessing for all of you, yup it is a 4th grade girl. In Korea they are born at age one-different way of counting. This little girl is ten years old.
Sorry for the grammar mistakes…this is my first time posting and I can’t see everything using my iPod.