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  1. Baloo says:

    First!

  2. Sinatra says:

    yea…. pretty much.

  3. PoodleGroomer says:

    Someone sucked the candy out of the pixie sticks.

  4. PoodleGroomer says:

    I ordered the bubble tea. These are too small to suck the balls. Where are the big suckers?

  5. Droll not Troll says:

    I can guess what it says on that dispenser on the wall in their restroom!

    • JohnB says:

      Logically, it would say, Wiper (for those not meeting with Bernie).

      • Droll not Troll says:

        My comment was a bit ambiguous. I meant the dispenser outside the stalls that has a coin slot. (hint- rhymes with “sucker”).

  6. JohnB says:

    I’d be more interested in a sucker if the PG rating were not displayed on the top…

  7. dr handle says:

    So technically correct, yet so linguistically convoluted, so… Engrish.

  8. huat says:

    Specially made for pencil dick suckers. Its just the right size. =D

  9. Gorgon Medusa says:

    Never give a drinking straw an even break.

    (apologies to PT Barnum)

  10. JohnB says:

    Apparently, only the non-hot are allowed to drink. It must be an establishment for appearance-impaired people.

    • PoodleGroomer says:

      No vegetables, ice cream, whipped cream, or umbrellas in men’s drinks.

    • dr handle says:

      Well, there are so many clubs where only the young and groovy and deemed-attractive are admitted, so if the bouncers won’t let you in, the rejects have to congregate somewhere.

  11. Bernie says:

    The toilet appliance has to blow. HOTLY!

  12. YounisAMAX says:

    It actually says “PICK A STRAW, SUCKER!”

  13. Meh. says:

    anybody else notice the top of it says “PG”?

  14. JohnB says:

    Yes. I noted it on July 5th at 11:24 AM. Droll noted it at 2:36 AM on July 6. These comments are written with the intention that people will READ them.


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