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Celver mocment is celver. +5 ponits!
And we play skabetllab!
a new game to play with scabs?
Yes, kind of like tiddlywinks.
We saw one of these sandals a few months back, I believe. But the BNA is obviously the pro basketball league for those with severe dyslexia.
Dyslexics untie!
Nevermind…these are slip-ons…
Then they are always untied!
DNA: The National Dyslexic Association
I think I used this once before, but that’s ok.
dyslexics are teople poo!
Join DNA (the National Dyslexia Association) today!
Where members use only 4 letters to communicate: A, T, C, G.
Motto: D is for Lysdexia!
Lysdexics lure, KO?
can you translate that for me?
Only a geneus could understand it.
…and here’s your clonk. *Clonk*
nooo you need to transcribe first, then translate.
I cannot transcribe without U, and it specifies that only A, T, G and C are available. Dreadful Pun Hell fairy was was making a baleful biology dreadful pun. It’s called “entrapment”. Now I can go and clonk Droll.
It refers to 4 of the nitrogenous bases associated with DNA.
A = Adenine
T = Thymine
C = Cytosine
G = Guanine
Not bad for an A.S.H.I.T! Of course, although the DNA “alphabet” has four letters, the four letters effectively produce only a binary sequence in the DNA itself, since adenine only bonds with thymine, and cytosine only bonds with guanine. Of course, since the DNA molecule is effectively “unzipped” when the transfer RNA is formed, so the RNA is, in the end, shaped by a four-letter alphabet.
And I thought dyslexia was a problem! With adenine refusing to bond with guanine and thymine rejecting poor cytosine, what hope do the rest of us have? No wonder the DNA is unzipped!
It’s only unzipped when it’s being used. Kind of like men’s pants.
All your nitrogenous bases are belong to us!
That’s why there’s ammonia hear.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGH!
In cyberspace, no one can hear you scream.
DAMN my tendancy to read top down and STOP reading to comment.
Oh, and taken from “The Impossible Quiz.”
We cant use quotes or commas anymore because they are a copyright violation of the knie swoosh.
OMFG, excellent.
(Or do I mean “OMGF”?)
Your avatar reminds me of an Unown from Pokemon. Have they mutated into japanese/chinese characters? Are you the unown for the kanji 火?
It’s the symbol used by the experimental industry band Einstürzende Neubauten. I admit to being totally oblivious to Pokémon.
I would like to see some knock-off Nike stuff cleverly misspelled as “Kike”.
Shalom everybody!
Obviously, when you warm up in these, you do lots of deep knie bends.
…am I gonna be the only person who says these slippers must be from Hawaii?
My fault… thought it said “kine”
Do you have dyslexia??
To be far, it IS upside down, and it was after a very long day. And I have minor brain-damage from a car accident….and also a propensity for making excuses.
Um, so… I say YOU have dyslexia! Of the FACE! Burn!
When I talk to people about learning disabilities, I state that each of us has some sort of learning disability, in that we learn that particular thing or through that particular modality less well than others. The example I like to cite is that I am terrible with sequential directions, first turn here, then turn here, etc. But I am great with maps. So give me detailed directions, and if I remember to bring them I might be able to find it. But draw me a map, and if I really looked at it I could probably leave it home and still arrive without trouble (and in fact I’ve done this several times.) My wife is the opposite. She can remember sequences, but is utterly useless with a map. And of course there have been many intelligent, creative, and successful people who have been known to have had learning disabilities. Jimi Hendrix remains my all-time favorite musician, and even while improvising he never seemed to hit a wrong note on the guitar. But he was known to mess up lyrics fairly often. Of course, I’m sure the massive quantities of LSD he took before and during concerts (he’d soak his headband in LSD, and he would absorb it through his skin). So really, no offense intended, particularly since I was really just joking. Anybody can misperceive something.
…lol. I was being silly. I took no offense. I figured you were joking, and I joked back. Forgive my weird humor.
I often interject after people say common things… Like “Put it on the table” and reply with VERY CLEVER sayings as “YOU’RE a table”. I don’t know where I got this from, or why I find it funny.
No offense intended, and none taken. 90% of what I say is intended to be funny. If I’m not being funny, I usually say I’m being serious.
In the BNA, you get wot piston for a bakset, but there pintos if it’s form hindbe the ether piton lien. If you’re duelfo, though, you get a reef worth, which will only get you neo intop.
Quit complaining. As long as all the letters are there, they meant well.
lgWoh’ii?pscom ann
Who’s complaining?
Oh, sure – be a showoff and have all the letters there and in the right place…
So “his death” and “sh!t head” are also equivalent?
Mother-in-law = woman Hitler
Yeah, there was a whole list of these interesting anagrams circulating on the net a year or so ago. The only one I remember offhand is dormitory = dirty room. Of course, I’ve often heard people comment that “dog” is an anagram for “God,” apparently in the hopes that people would treat dogs with more respect. I have always suspected that it has the net effect of getting God less respect…
Not less respect. Just makes him seem for cute and furry, and plenty deserving of biscuits.
That’s a theological concept worth exploring!
And we want…….a shrubbery!
One that looks kniece.
Now now, my kniece looks much less like a shrub since she lost all that weight.
The Nikes who say Knie? :-p
Dreadful Pun Hell fairy forgives Pythonesque pun, and giggles instead. *giggle*
Well, they were consistent. They messed up NBA and Nike.
Maybe they thought that by making a ‘mistake,’ they wouldn’t get sued?
I don’t think it was a mistake.
BNA!!! Nashville Airport for the win!! haha.
(no offense intended… if ne offense occurs u may punch me in the face…)
maybe the person who made it was dyslexic(sp?)
It so happens that “dyslexia” is an anagram of “daily sex”.
I wish I had dyslexia…
lol
On the whole, I’d rather have the daily sex.
did u notice that not only is the nike mixed… but also the NBA
Really? I wish I had noticed that in my comment of Jul 6 at 12:22 PM, or perhaps my comment on July 6 at 1:46 PM! Or perhaps Diamond might have noted that in his comment of July 6 at 3:07 pm. But thank you so much for pointing that out, since we were all so clueless!
Playing basketball in sandals is not recommended.
On the contrary! I hear it is highly recommended by three out of four orthpedic surgeons, and seven of eight of those surgeons who are driving luxury cars more than three years old.
Nor is jump rope in Birkenstocks, I broke my big toe on the second jump.
o hai, i tink thoz ar reguer sandulz but fotoshoppt into a mirrored imige uv reguler nike sandulz. duz u gets it?
NOLOLSPEAK4U.
Oh noes! The LOLspeak Nazi!
ai finds that offensive.an reguler speek maykes me rly mad!hai, happycat started all these websites, an he’s frum ICHC! so pleez think abowt that!
no,kuz den eeet wud Be Ekin and Abn
Additionally, ‘knie’ is dutch for knee.
In german too.
“Knie” is Dutch for knee in German, too?
was about to say that
and this title is just EPIC
AAAH NOW YOU’VE SAID ‘IT’ AGAIN!!
AAAARGH, NOW *YOU* SAID IT! ????
AAAAAAAAAAGH NOW *I* SAID IT!
So these could be kneepads, not sandals?
Kniepads, in German Dutch.
Everybody knows German is just a runaway dialect of Dutch anyway
Best part of the whole movie.
We’re the knights who saaay…. NI!
NOOOO STOOOOP
Bring me a shrubbery!
A souvenir from the gift shop at Nashville airport?
If you’re going to infringe on copyright for fun and profit at the expense of the gullible, you might as well go all the way. All it needs is a “Relox” MBL watch to go with it.
Where can I get these?
At the knie store?
Perhaps at a Kni-ke-a?
You idiots… It’s just NBA in a different language.
For example, adjectives come first in english where they come second in spanish.
Therefore, National Basketball Association becomes Basquetból Naciónal Associación.
Hence BNA.
Thank you for enlightening the idiots, oh wise one, He Who Is Humorless.
Sorry in Spanish is a little different, the correct form is “Asociación Nacional de Baloncesto”. Baloncesto is the Spain-Spanish word and basquetbol is the American-Spanish word.
The fact is that when news reports of organizations from other countries, most especially the Spanish-speaking countries, occur, the acronym for the organization remains with the order unchanged. For example, the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia are referred to in every article I have ever read as FARC, not RAFC. It’s a fact, Jack!
is it a shoe for dyslexics?
Actually, it’s hose for dyslexics.
I took this picture. It was in China. Hainan Island specifically. At a hostel I stayed at. It just combined nike and NBA I am pretty sure, and it just messed them both up badly.
I am pretty sure they did not mess up. Rather, they intentionally mess it up due to branding, copyright, and legal issues about selling brand names.
You can find plenty of these things mimicking branded items in Chinatown SF/NY/DC/etc. Some imitations are very like the real thing you can’t really tell the difference.
Norleb Samej is Knie’s biggest ednosrer. Then Kobe.
You mean Boke.
balletbask paylers utine!!!
my christmas wishlist for this year is going to be for a pair of knie shawx!
I bought some “Hike” brand shoes in MExico.