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In Soviet Russia, crabs have Paris Hilton…
WIN!!!
serious ROFLing.
Not necessarily in Soviet Russia, the crabs had taken Paris years ago.
Funniest Soviet Russia comment ever!
First!
Epic FAIL!!
All your internets are belong to us.
Me, I was hoping no one at all would respond to this, since that comment sitting out there looked about as pitiful as can be.
I can’t decide which would sound more appetizing, a crab cooking wh0re dust, or a wh0re cooking crab dust…
At least a crab cooking would be interesting to watch, if they cooked it at your table like at so many Japanese restaurants.
would wh0re dust be the stuff you snort off a hooker’s….? you get the idea.
that would be an interesting meal otherwise.
Who’re we to judge?
Now a dusty wh0re cooking crab sounds oddly familiar, like something that might have happened during one of those great times I can’t remember…
Don’t forget the Secret Sauce.
If I forgot the whole thing, I sure can’t tell if I remembered the secret sauce!
“We’re all out of whore dust, I can’t make any more of that crab dish!”
“Don’t worry, the crematorium says Lindsay Lohan is almost done and they’ll have her shipped here within the hour.”
“Well, OK…but that’s probably only enough for about ten dishes.”
But good news! Jessica Simpson has kicked the bucket, and insisted on a quick cremation…
Please let this be true! I tried to watch the Dukes of Hazzard movie on Tv (free to air) and gave up after about 20 minutes!
What took you so long? Were you swayed by your fond memories of the high-quality TV series?
::camera pans through a busy restaurant towards the kitchen::
We see a giant crab, (wearing a chef hat natürlich) , his eyestalks moving furiously, uses his claws to deftly flip some fried whore dust in the air like an omelete.
The mixture lands with precision in the center of the pan, as he adds a sprig of parsley and pours the contents over some veal he prepared.
A food runner grabs the savory plate from the shelf..
I’m trying to figure out why wh0re dust would be more appealing than the dust of any ordinary human. Perhaps the layers of makeup add extra color?
I think the idea is that wh0res have crabs, hence the creature of similar namesake cooks them.
..Thus, um.. ah crap, i was trying to go for another analogy where X cooks Y because Y has X, but i can’t think of anything.
HELP?
Certainly the little buggers called crabs were a risk when consorting with women of ill repute in the old days, but in these days where shaving seems to be the norm, if the p0rn I have seen is to be believed, and I would think this makes a much less convivial environment for crabs. Surely there are some crabby wh0res, but that must be primarily when they are off duty, since anyone whose income depends upon public relations skills of any sort learns to be friendly and charming rather quickly.
Oh, great, now I have AC/DC’s song “Crabsody in Blue” playing in my head.
From the Department of Facts You Really Wish You Didn’t Know: Humans do produce quite a bit of dust, which serves as the primary diet for little microscopic creatures called dust mites, with which you are crawling at this very instant. Of course, there’s lots more to be found in your bed, since each night you sleep you leave a veritable all-you-can-eat buffet for the little buggers.
MMMM buffet! What is it, 20% of ur pillow/matress is dust mites(alive or dead) and their um…business? I try not to think about it.
But considering the histroy of the bed, we’ve still come a long way. We don’t have to use a bedstaff to knock out vermin before going to sleep.
And we don’t have to really “make” our beds anew everynight.
It’s those teeny little dust mite
Ultra-tiny dust mites
’bout 2 million in the average bed
bunches of them dust mites
teeny-tiny dust mites
snuggled safe and warm beneath your head…
(or something like that – trying to remember lyrics from memory)
- Heywood Banks, “Dust Mites”
(heywood can be heard occasionally on the Bob & Tom show, Comedy Central, and comedy clubs across the Midwest.
lol
This is one of those statements that make me wonder what they meant originally… I mean in the mind of the person who wrote it…
Actually the Thai words say “Poo Pad Pong KAREE” (crab in curry sauce) KAREE = curry but also a slang for whore LMAO
I read the title originally as “Paris Hilton cocks”. I think I’ve caught dyslexia from the previous thread…
So, she’s actually the cookee rather than the cooker, then? Why am I getting a mental picture of the Swedish chef dressed as a lobster?
No…it’s ‘crab cooks, whore dust’. The crab is preparing dinner while she’s cleaning the living room!
It would be nice to have a cleaning lady who’s a pro.
is the title trying to say that paris hilton is a crab?
crabs are cool
XD
Saw what you will about Paris Hilton. She’s a marketing genius. Everyone with a television or internet access knows who she is. She’s done t.v., movies, CDs, and gets invited to every major party. If you actually watch her, she occasionally says weirdly intelligent and insightful stuff which makes me suspect she’s of at least average IQ and is just using the ditz thing to her advantage. No one cares about a well behaved hotel heiress. Everyone remembers a loopy, hard-partying one.
In the age of all-pervasive media spinmeisters and a public with an unlimited salacious interest in anybody “famous,” no one ever knows who anybody really is.
So the crab does the cooking and the whore does the dusting? What a lovely couple, lol
If you say it fast enough, you get “crab cook saw dust”. I realise that doesn’t make any more sense, but there’s no translation yet….
Or “crab cook sore dust.” “Grab hooks or dust.” “Crab cook’s oldest.” “Grab cock sword fussed.” I think on the whole, the one that would make the most sense would be, “Crap cook swore at us,” as the unsatisfactory chef made his perfunctory exit upon dismissal.
If you plug this into Word Reference for Korean, it translates it back to “soft-shell crab”.
So I guess we can’t blame the software for this one!
Leona’s last words were…
Jeez oh Pete, leave women alone. Yes, even Paris. I don’t care how she acts or looks; stop using her to make whore jokes. It discourages the rest of us from acting provacative, dummy!
Thank God for slu+s
Wonder what the PIMP does??? lol