I can’t think of anything more comforting
Suk Me
you light up my life
Super Comfort Pad
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Snapped in Malaysia, Giant Hypermarket.
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Anyone else reminded of the twins on one of those Austin Powers movies…Fook Mi and Fook Yu?
no.
second!
hell yes! that was actually my first thought!
Name something more comfortable.
Puzzlingly comforting.
It’s one way to get a piece.
But remember, there’s snow peas for the wicked. So if you’re going to suk, do it wickedly! (Unless of course you don’t like snow peas, in which case we have nothing further to discuss.)
I thought it was noh rest.
What, if you’re wicked, you have to stay in the wings and aren’t allowed on stage? Only virtuous people allowed to be Noh actors?
If I can have snow peas, I’ll be a wicked as possible. Noh actors can match my wickedness. Maybe that’s because Noh actors are inherently virtuous.
ORLY??!!?!?!?!?!??!
Seriously, how did you get that to embed??? I really could use to know considering how badly I failed before.
Actually, I have no idea. I just put the link in the comment and poof, there it was. Maybe because I put no other text.
And by “link” I mean, of course, the URL. None of the YouTube embedding stuff, no href stuff, just the URL from the address bar.
I am prepared to put up with dreadful punning if it is done solely and exclusively with the intention of obtaining snow peas. They are worth it.
There’s no peas like snow peas!
There’s no peas like snow peas like no peas I hoe…
I hope that request is not coming from inside that doghouse!
I don’t have much luck with that request when I’m in the doghouse with my wife.
Well, you should’ve put more effort into lighting up her life.
Oh, I spend very little time in the doghouse these days. I’m well trained.
If this was wriitten on the actual product and not just the wrapper, I would buy it.
If the product promised were actually contained in the wrapper, I’d definitely take one, too!
I don’t know if you light up my life, but you certainly light up some neurons…
Of course, the house is supposed to be an “O” in the product name, but that only adds to the obvious “you’re not a native English speaker, are you?” aspect of the matter. (an American or British company would have, if they’d kept the house motif in the name, made the “M” a double-peaked house instead, once they saw what the presence of the “O” house did to the name.)
Seriousness out of the way, is that a pad for simply being serviced, or one to be quickly pulled out of the closet or from under the couch for a quick 69?
That could make a good campaign slogan. A chicken in every pot, a Suk Me Pad under every couch!
Cardinal Fang, fetch… the Super Comfort Pad!
It lights up my life when she does that, also.
Isn’t that nice.
TRUE STORY: My husband is a letter carrier and delivers to a person named ME SUK YU. Well, alrighty then!