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The Talyllyn Railway is a narrow-gauge preserved railway running for 7.25 miles (11.67 km) from Tywyn on the Mid-Wales coast to Nant Gwernol near the village of Abergynolwyn. The line was opened in 1866 to carry slate from the quarries at Bryn Eglwys to Tywyn, and was the first narrow gauge railway in Britain authorised by Act of Parliament to carry passengers using steam haulage. Despite severe under-investment, the line remained open, and in 1951 it became the first railway in the world to be preserved as a heritage railway by volunteers. Since preservation, the railway has operated as a tourist attraction, significantly expanding its rolling stock through acquisition and an engineering programme to build new locomotives and carriages. In 1976 an extension was opened along the former mineral line from Abergynolwyn to the new station at Nant Gwernol. In 2001 the preservation society celebrated its 50th anniversary, and in 2005 a major rebuilding and extension of Tywyn Wharf station took place, including a much expanded facility for the Narrow Gauge Railway Museum. The fictional Skarloey Railway, which formed part of the Railway Series of children’s books by the Rev. W Awdry, was based on the Talyllyn Railway.
lol f@g
Rudeness – the weak person’s imitation of strength.
Agreed
teh stooped just hurts.
yeah thats what she said last night
Like those of both of my ex-husbands, your brain appears to have been eaten by semen. Or perhaps not. Yours has been eaten by steamin’.
Good old Thomas the Wank Engine.
read my name ^
Isn’t that clever! Read my name ^
So Gos has a load on his mind.
He should’ve washed it off sooner
You know, it might not be “Engrish”… Could just be some Asian porn, and you know how those story lines can be really messed up. Uh, so I hear.
not when it’s ghost in the shell
Can we please, in the name of sanity, impose a moratorium on putting up Hentai screen grabs as Engrish!?
It’s not hentai, just really wrong subtitles…
Anime is Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex.. good show.
I concur
Absolutely a good show. Not Hentai at all.
The strange part is that I skipped over the semen part completely and can’t remember a character named Gos.
Yes, I’m replying to myself.
How could I forget that Gos was the counterpart/soulmate of Motoko from childhood?
http://www.valdostamuseum.org/hamsmith/GITSsac2.html
In the english dub, they called this character Kuze.
In the English pub, they called this character Pussy.
That sub isn’t on my copy.
Which is why I concluded that it’s wrong, unless this is intentionally resubbed to be stupid…
Is this a segment of the show that hasn’t been dubbed into English and put on Adult Swim yet? I’ve seen the first series and Second Gig, is there more? More more more? More Kusanagi robotits?? Please??? (snerk)
Yeah, the actual mistranslations are much funnier than screenshots from intentionally sick cartoons.
As others said, it isn’t hentai. Apparantly the anime isn’t, and the picture is far from being hentai.
But even if it was hentai, if the Engrish is funny people want to see it. For people like you, there’s this tag called “G-Rated” under the “heaven of tags”. Click it if you don’t want to see Engrish like this.
It doesn’t have to be offensive to be unfunny; there’s a difference.
its not hentai thats a legitimate regular anime, just with bad fansub apparently
not hentai. This is a damn good anime and no, I don’t have this copy. Does anyone know which fansub version this is
I always find it funny when an anime picture is posted on Engrish, because as far as we know, and knowing personally the shit-driven plots of many an anime, this could very well be what the dialogue is saying.
That’s why it’s NOT funny. It says exactly what it’s supposed to say.
No, it doesn’t. See above, mr. ass-u-me.
Maybe the engrish part is using the plural for brain?
Not that i’d know (because i don’t) but it might be a hentai? :S
and it might be killer semen!… or radioactive?…. magma semen… or just regular semen that are feeling a bit “friskey”?
No, it isn’t. Try reading other comments, stupid.
Just Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex.
no need for name calling.
Definitive need for it.
Specifically, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex is a futuristic, gritty, Cyberpunk anime.
No hentai whatsoever in the anime itself.
Ffan doshinji, though, is another matter, because of -
#1 – Rule #34 (look it up on the net, if you’re not familiar with it),
and #2 – her cyber shell really IS hot, and she appears semi-nude when her avatar is hacking into a computer scene, in some of the GitS anime (which is really just a little bit of fanservice – no sex involved – so it doesn’t count as hentai).
She could probably take down a T-800, bare-handed, and make Chuck Norris break a sweat….
Let’s face it; the opening titles to 1st Gig are fan service in places.
That’s why we have a 1995′ GitS movie. no fanservice, no annoying tachikomas, and no retarded purple hair on motoko’s head.
GitS manga on the other hand has some hentai scenes in it, but it doesn’t make it any less awesome.
This is fail.
OMG, so LOL.. having a hard time to understand what this is about.. like who has eaten who’s brain?
WHOSE brain…
…FIRST BASE!…
What’s on semen??
Who?
Who’s on first.
Watts on semen. They’re doing electrophoresis on the sperm donations.
I don’t know…
Third! But I don’t give a damn who’s playing shortstop!
Today, or Tomorrow?
Naturally.
Reply fail.
that looks like Kisshu
looks more like someone needed tissues after loving themselves
I guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue….
Which translation is this from? I have both the official and Laughing Man Fansub versions and neither have this line in them!
My point exactly; I presumed it was a Hentai featuring a chracter who looks like Kuseragi (sp?).
Major Motoko Kusanagi. :nod:
Ok, what would require a greater leap of faith, an amateurish, or intentionally poor translation to an existing Anime, or a perfect recreation of a copyrighted character for a pornographic video?
Your point is idiotic. Concede it and shut up.
Alternate scenario:-
A Hentai approved by a copyright holder, or a Fotochop type caption trying to look like an Engrish subtitle (since there are several people who can’t place this subtitle in the official translations).
Yeah, because Ikebukuro isn’t full of high-quality anime porn which uses famous, existing characters from someone else’s anime…
Oh, wait. It is.
It’s not the legit sub or the digi-fansub. It’s from HK bootlegs (see link from my name).
This isn’t Engrish! It’s just a day in the life of an average male teen. Despite his earnest and repeated efforts to drain off any excess, it still backs up into his brain, destroying the capacity for rational thought. That’s why he cannot look at his 8th-grade English teacher and not see her naked. Which is why, to this day, he has no idea when to use “affect” and “effect.” But he sure remembers what Ms. Gerbenburger looked like, at least in his own mind.
And none of them has ever used the four spellings of “two” correctly in a sentence.
there’s only three
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SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’
MAYNARD:
Amen.
KNIGHTS:
Amen.
ARTHUR:
Right! One!… Two!… Five!
GALAHAD:
Three, sir!
ARTHUR:
Three!
MP win.
There’s one more if you count “tutu.” “She’s going to get two tutus just like yours, too.” But honestly, I can’t think of a fourth, unless we borrow from Latin and/or Spanish, e.g. “Et tu, Brute?” (Well, if Shakepeare wrote it, it must be English, no?)
When my son was a baby and learning to speak, he made up a few words for things…he used ‘tutu’ in reference to his genitalia.
Having, in one phase of my career, been involved in the assessment of child sexual abuse, I have had experience with no end of pee-pees and poo-poos and peanuts and doodads and middle parts and cooters and yumdums and the whole rainbow of words kids, and families, make up to avoid saying the real words.
The blacksmith had to tew two tools, too.
By gosh, you’re quite correct. I had never seen that word before, although I had seen “taw,” which can be a synonym. I knew that you usually know of whence you speak, but as an information junkie and amateur philologist I couldn’t come up with a fourth. But as they say, you learn something every day. And I learn something on this site alone nearly every day.
I found this while researching my family’s blacksmithing heritage. Tew means to heat, draw, and forge metal, especially iron, into shape. The pincers used to hold hot steel were called tewels, which has become tools.
Four “twos”
I find it annoying how a line is uncensored in the pictures, yet it is censored in the lines below it showing what it actually says in the picture. Doesn’t make any sense at all.
*sigh* We get a comment like this about once a week. The bots and filtering usually won’t or can’t analyze the content of a picture, but they easily can scan through the words added in text. Furthermore, comments on this site are moderated, and if you happen to say a key word, your comment will be moderated, meaning it will take a long time to appear to others, if at all. That’s why most of us regulars here use intentional misspellings of words, such as “secks” and “f**k.” Make sense now?
“Regulars.” Either you just pulled the hipster coffee-shop-going crowd card, or you’re mighty proud of your bowels.
By “regulars” I only meant the people who regularly post here. Certainly I would not describe the “regulars” here as a “hipster coffee-shop-going crowd”; in fact, I’d call most of us at least slightly irregular!
Only ’slightly’ irregular? It was the extreme irregularity that kept me reading farther and farther back the first time I clicked in from Cheezbrgr!
*sob* I just can’t help it… It’s my irritable bowel syndrome… *sniff* I try to be regular, and some days can almost, almost fake it… *sob* But then comes the diarrhea, and it’s all over…
Oh dear. Nothing at all funny about the dire rear.
Well, you know if this wasn’t about a Hentai photochop fansub Anime digisub Ikebukuro with Kusanagi robots, I might have to send you to Dreadful Pun Hell for that one! But I’m so grateful to have a post that I actually understand I’ll give you a pass.
I beg your pardon?
Zombie sailors! Beware! (Brain-eating sea men?)
PG! What can you tell us about dealing with zombie sailors?
Zombie sailors have gotten their big reenlistment bonus and are sobering up at sea until they can retire at 20 years. Have them steer, watch a room full of torpedoes during peace time, Sit locked in a room full of radio gear while submerged, or listen to whales in sonar. Do not let them cook or run the reactor.
The biggest zombie on board was the corpsman. We would get underway, close the hatch, the crew would all catch the cold from hell, and nobody got sick until we pulled in and had a partial crew rotation. We had no accidents. He kept unchanging medical records current, showed movies, and ate 4 meals a day. An officer had to witness proper inventory and expired medicine disposal to make sure he wasn’t running personal quality checks.
So, it’s going to take a bit more than a slightly stronger pot of coffee, then.
Look for a Saudi dispensing black liquid.
Perhaps he was really a corpseman.
Could this be an attempt to express an unfortunate observation about some menfolk: “His brain has been damaged by testosterone poisoning”? I’ve seen it often enough; it’s the only thing to explain why some men behave the way that do. That, or congenital idiocy.
So my choices are testosterone poisoning, or congenital idiocy? Hmmm, what’s behind Door #3???
A vet with plenty of experience in neutering tomcats – after all, if you just scale it up a bit for human males, how much more difficult can it be? At least with humans you’re not going to have to worry about them trying to lick their stitches out. (If the vet’s really good, there aren’t any stitches, anyway.) You probably still have to roll ‘em in a towel so they don’t scratch and bite, though.
Um, mind if I borrow a pair of those Boots of Escaping?
There was a documentary film dealing with this called “Young Frankenstein” by Mel Brooks.
Just call me Abbie.
Pleased to meet you, Mr Normal.
This is commonly seen whenever any males are in the same room with Megan Fox.
Until she starts talking or shows off her tattoos.
Because she started showing off her tattoos.
Men get brain testosterrone poisoning. Women get estrogen poisoning, usually detected by an excess of the first metabolites, benzodiazepines.
These conditions combined have been known to cause poor judgement and attempts at home treatment.
fcked!
yeah, well a lot of men have that problem …
Cool game takes 5 min per day )
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i spent 30 minutes on this website and i’m starting to speak like an Asian omg
OMG THIS IS GHOST IN THE SHELL I’M PRETTY DAMN SURE!!! HOLY…
LOL this is from a Chinese bootleg DVD XD. They just use a translating software on the Chinese subbed anime make loads of copies and sell them for cheap