I’m all out of greer :(
Give greer get life
Submitted by: jsolo via Engrish Funny Submissions
Taken in Inner Mongolia, China
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get a life
But I don’t want to share!
You get life??? Giving greer must be underworld slang for murder!!
(Sshhh! Don’t let on that you know that, or you might just get greer!)
I think Greer is that green beer you get on St. Patrick’s day. Drink too much of that and life may get created. After all everyone is prettier at closing time.
At least until they turn on those glaring “last call” lights, when more than once I have found myself conversing with what I thought was a human being but was, in the harsh light, in fact an alien in a human disguise.
Are you sure it was an alien, or was it some escaped genetic experiment gone horribly wrong?
I think it might have been a hybrid of the two! Too!
Germaine Greer? Seems a harsh penalty for handing her over, but if it’s illegal then I won’t.
I think they mean Greer Garson. So hand over all your copies of “Mrs. Miniver” and “Goodbye Mr. Chips”.
I was thinking Rosie Grier, but that would be Blinglish, right?
Pam Grier or David Alan Grier, maybe.
She already handed herself over to the UK, where she says she will stay until such time as a land rights treaty is signed between the Australian government and the indigenous people. Does that mean we all get to live forever? Or do we have to pinch her back, and hand her over to Mongolia?
No, it means that whichever Australian handed her over will get life….
…imprisonment.
Oh great, now I have to start looking for greer. Like I don’t have enough stuff to find.
I’ll buy 3 tons of greer.
The first line is Mongol, what a beautiful script
You mean my dog wrote that???
So if I give you my Greer, I get extra lives? Is it one Greer per life, or do I have to collect ten of them? I can always use extra lives!
Maybe they’re demanding for Greer, AZ. One of the few places worth seeing in this state.
odd, my name is greer,, didn’t know it could give life
Thats funny, I am also a Greer.
I married a Greer!
so that’s what it takes to get a 1-up mushroom…
they failed 2 times, it’s supposed to say “give green, and get life as a reward” it says greer =/
hmmm … I live in greer!
“I give you green, you give me life”
Kinda like. Give sperm give life riminds me of when I needed a 20 at a dollor tree so I went to the bank if you know what I mean
I’m all out greer
what am I without you
I knew you were right believing for so long!
The actual translation is something like: “I give you greeness, you give me life”. I still find that a pretty strange slogan.
I think its a campaign for not stepping on grass in China. You don’t step on the grass, you give it life and the grass will maintain a pleasant greeness to please you aesthetically.
But LOL, i’m definitely up for increasing my longitivity.