We’re going on Maury to discover the father
Experience is the mama of Science
Submitted by: Shelby via Engrish Funny Submissions
From a fortune cookie
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You have died of dysentry.
oh t3h n03s
Rank amateurism is the baby brother of phrenology.
I’ve had a lot of experience. Maybe I’m the father of Science!
… and I meant Experience. Kinda ruined that comment.
That’s why your little pic has tape over his mouth.
Ouch! Trenchant observation WIN!
..Necessity is the mother of invention
Then who’s the father of invention?
Probably some deadbeat that didn’t pay child support.
his name is robert paulson
…and Meow is the second cousin twice removed of commenting.
And necessity is a mother…
I saw Frank Zappa in concert, and I swear there was not just one, but several Mothers on stage with him. Even before the drugs kicked in!
You’re gunna have to explain that to some of the young’uns, y’know.
Let ‘em look up Frank Zappa on Wikipedia or google him. If they don’t have the motivation to do that, they can just miss out!
I’d bet book-smart nerds and scientists are all over that hot mama. ;D
That explains the petrie cultures after my first Experience.
Well, I’ve been an ardent fan of Jimi Hendrix for many years, but I had never realized his band gave birth to science! Outta sight, Jimi!!!
Awww..
well, i guess it isn’t -wrong-. cause we learn from experience/experiments. sooo….fortune cookie win???
My mom once got a cookie that read: An alien of some sort will be visiting you shortly!
Was that just before her mother-in-law came to visit?
Nintendo just reveal new game of videos! Enter! Experience Mama!
Where’s the father?…
…maybe is a bastard.
Im pretty sure it’s trying to say “Nessicity is the mother of invention”
The real crime here is not the engrish, but that pink carpet background.
Science? Yo mama’s so experienced… Ah, I got nothin’.