Coke: Ur doin it rong!
Coke
red milsut ore
carbonated wateh suday
oarmel colo, onobphonic acidL
natural flasdrs
saffem
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LOLcats are doing Coke advertisements now? Saffem!
SOMEBODY was on acid…
I’ll never drink Coke again… there can’t be anything natural in “flasdrs”
Even worse, I think it says “MATURAL”. They’re old flasdrs!
Well, if your Dr has a flask and he’s reached the age of Maturalty, and he’s more or less conscious and talking coherently, then I suppose his drinking can’t be too awful bad. Sometimes the devil you know…
I get sick if I have to many flasdrs.
Oaramel colon? Could that be worse than animal colon?
Obviously it’s supposed to be caramel colon, which is probably a delicacy somewhere. If the Scots can eat haggis…
Carmel Colon might be like Montezuma’s Revenge, only you get it in Israel or from Carmelite nuns or friars or something like that…
Hey noo, as a descendent of a Scots family and a visitor to a Scots hotel in London, I can tell ya tha it’s noo so bad, tha haggis. Once. I didn’t spit it out.
So we finallly know Doc Pemberton’s secret! If we can only understand it…
I don’t want phonic acid anywhere near d’nob!!
No, it’s dnobphonic acid; if you take this acid, it makes you sound like you’re from Dnob.
Well, I googled “Milsut” and got 8 (as in eight!) hits, half of which were in other languages and all of which appeared to be referring to “Milsut” as a proper name. So unless there’s a Milsut among our little community here, I’m afraid we’ll never know!
It’s clearly a mineral, a red mineral. The beverage, if it is a beverage, contains ore for red milsut.
Since it says, “red milsut ore,” there must be more than one color, otherwise they would just say, “milsut ore.” Is there a geologist in the house?
so if milsut is a person, and there are red milsut ores, that means he is able to be refined
Ore not.
I’m drawing a blank there, too. There’s not a Coke bottle in the house, so I can’t refer to the label.
Did you notice there’s no sweetener listed? I’m guessing (by its position) saffem is a preservative.
Hmm… I think “sudah” might be sugar, though I thought at first it must have been soda.
I think you’re right. “Soda” would be redundant here.
careful about the saffem though
They got ‘carbonated’ right??
I had to take organic chemistry twice, since I managed a D the first time (and when I got a B the second time, I was prouder of that B than any A I ever got), but I sure don’t remember any dnobphonic acid. I know Dr. H is an old lab rat–does that ring any bells for you??
I don’t get the DR H ref.
The acid must be phosphoric. It puts the bite in colas, and takes the bite out of your molars.
Toilet shark…formerly known as Dr. Handle
Should we refer to her as “TAFKADH,” as in the artist formerly known as Dr. Handle, or just Toilet Shark? Or does she have a glyph now?
The acid in coke is phosphoric acid. I think the “oaramel colon” may refer to “caramel colour”, but how “caffeine” ended up as “saffem” is anybody’s guess. Maybe this is actually a phonic rendering from Dnobian.
We have a 500 g bottle of crystalline caffeine (AR grade) in the lab. I’ve been joking for years about cutting down on teabreak times by brewing up a solution, whacking it through a 0.2um filter and setting up IV infusions. This picture suggests that someone else has beaten me to it, and started ingesting lab reagents already.
How about this
厕所鲨鱼
or this
トイレサメ
or even this?
화장실 상어
why does Google translator think those say “shark toilet”?
Well, even sharks have to go potty, you know, and we like a civilised urinating as much as anyone else.
We could call her Dr. Toilet Handle. No?
*facepalm* Of course! My excuse is that I should have been asleep at the time (maybe I was!) I thought JohnB was referring to Dr Horrible, the musical.
Did you get hit with the Freeze Ray?
An Oaramel colonic will fix you right up!
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It’s secret code…look at the words spelled correctly:
COKE: Red Carbonated Colon Acid
Who wouldn’t want some of that?
I see two problems with your theory, being:
1. Coke is not red.
2. Its acidic properties do not wait to reach the colon for expression; in fact, it starts right away in your mouth.
That would be the oaramel colon?
The very beginning and the very end of the alimentary tract both share the same cellular type: stratified squamous epithelium.
A colon at both ends? No wonder I get syntax errors!
It’s enough to stratify your squamous epithelium!
I’m not sure I have an oaramel colon, I think it’s standard issue. Perhaps I’m not a whole person. Does anyone else have an oaramel colon?
No, just an orderly colon. It helps me keep my sh!t together.
If it gives orders, perhaps it’s a colonel.
It’s private, which is why it has to take so much crap.
I try to take a crap in private, but hey, I live with females.
oooh. mah daddy used to mine milsut ore. came home all red and stuff.
Donning my Captain Obvious cape, I believe it’s supposed to be the ingredients for Coke:
* Carbonated Water
* Sugar (High Fructose Corn Syrup in the US)
* Caramel Color
* Phosphoric Acid
* Natural Flavors
* Caffeine
What the Red Millsut Ore is I haven’t a clue.
maybe it’s the color of the can
“Dnobphonic” for “phosphoric” is a pretty major screw-up, although I can see that possibly being done by OCR. But “caffeine” to “saffeh” doesn’t even have the right number of characters. But still I think the big mystery here is the Red Milsut (one L, please) Ore…
It’s green milsut that’s been allowed to stay in the ground until it’s properly ripe before it’s mined.
Leaving the milsut that was harvested early green with envy.
I’ll just have water, I think.
Then make sure it’s the one that allows you into the future.
But it still won’t get you into The Tower! You can smell the effluvium from here!
Prohibited.
Sry.
I undress my milsut and prohibit it.
Because discharge of milsut is so refreshing.
LOLOL!
As far as I can tell, the way people get their “English” inscriptions for cool T-shirts is by picking up a piece of random text and copying it by eye. Since they don’t recognize the letters, they pick similar-looking ones (d for p, n for h…)
…Kind of the way people make “Chinese” inscriptions for cool T-shirts over here.
Is there an “Asian Funny” website? That would be a culture shock.
Lot’s of them, actually.
There’s Hanzi Smatter for the abuse of Kanji symbols by mostly westerners, and I saw a bunch of “Missspelled Japanese” sites that get their material mostly from China (HK included) or Singapore.
I ♥ Hanzi Smatter. Look up “crazy diarrhea tattoo” to find what is probably their funniest scoop…
A Meaning Of Liff opportunity! What exactly is “red milsut”? List your submissions here!
- The lurid red patch that appears on the tongue of someone who eats a red icy-pole.
- The persistent fluff that covers an entire load of dark laundry if one red sock finds its way into the washing machine.
Well, Sutter’s Mill was where gold was first found in California just prior to the big gold rush of 1849, so perhaps “Milsut” is a contraction of Sutter’s Mill. And while the miners all looked for gold, they neglected the red ore that, it turns out, is used to fuel some varieties of modern spacecraft, especially the cigar-shaped “mother ships” from which discs emerge. So essentially this is a promise from aliens to provide Earthlings with their most valuable resource, Coca-Cola, in exchange for quantities of the Red Milsut Ore.
- The liquid left in the bowl after consuming certain Chinese meals.
Red milsut ore – The raw material used to make scoria.
Red Milsut ore is the pigment responsible for bright orange hair dye. That’s why I never drink Coke. Red Milsut will dye your insides orange.
And what color do you prefer your insides to be?
Nice natural pinks and magentas, of course. No green, no black, no gray and absolutely no orange.
Red milsut ore:
- is Everbilena’s secret ingredient that “cover power greatly does UP!”
- makes Rudolph’s nose glow
- is the latest crayon from Crayola.
Hmm…. red milsut ore may not even be part of the ingredient list…. it’s at the top and not centered, like the others are. Tis a mystery! Kinda looks like it was copied from what they heard rather than what they saw, with typos, and with a partial understanding of the English alphabet. Like putting ‘m’ instead of ‘n’ twice, and ‘h’ on words that are supposed to end in ‘r.’
Finally! The Truth about Coke!
Is it possible that red milsut ore could be registered trademark?
I’ve seen lots of Coke shirts but not one with an attempt at listing the ingredients. Especially not one so poorly spelled. I suspect some poor soul made this himself as I doubt Coke would allow something like this to be made from a factory.
Hmm. How (and why) do ingredient lists get printed on shirts? Coke label, I get. Ingredient list…not so much.
Saffem = caffeine is easy to see. S=C obviously, S sort of looks like a “capital” C. And IN = M is an easy mistake to make by eye or by OCR. Dunno where the last E went.
Why obviously? I like Saffem just the way it is!
I guess then you’ve never tried Saffeme! It makes Saffem seem positively desaffemous by comparison.
Spy’s Saffem Mah Sentry!