I don’t believe choking is the word you’re looking for
Warning Don’t Choking
Toilet For Lady Man P*ss Outside
Submitted by: hollyr57 via Engrish Funny Submissions
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Don’t choke on this!
I don’t even know where to start… Apparently they want you to have oral s3x, as long as you do it with caution, but when it comes to p1ssing, only women get the luxury of bathrooms.
This must truly come from a fascinating country.
Then why are there male and female figures above the word, “toilet”?
Well, we don’t want the menfolk p!ssing just anywhere, do we? They have to be directed to the approved designated bit of out side. Just look for the lemon tree.
Lemon tree very pretty
But the lemons smell like p!ss
‘Cause the guys can’t use the bathroom
But a tree, they just can’t miss
like the broadside of a barn test…
or “couldn’t hit a tiled floor with a bladder full of used beer”.
Old time song win!
Ladies need toilet to flush briefs and stoppers.
Man piss out side when stabbed in kidney.
Now I piss out both sides! They split after I read your comment. ROFL!
ditto!
Heres my schedule of your comment
Dont get it,
dont get it,
Wait a second,
OMGROFLLOLCOPTERHILARIOUSROFLCOPTERLOL
What man pisses out his side?
or is it
For Lady: Man-piss outside.
dr fondle, aka toilet shirk?
‘Tisn’t me.
I knew that. I suspect a ring-in, hence “shirk”.
Dr Handle doesn’t toilet shirk. She circles the bowl just like any good toilet shark would do. Maybe not at the moment though.
Ohai just chasing scoop of ice-cream around u-bend brb kthxbai.
You stole my name!
I think it means “lady-men piss outside.” they’re rainbow-prejudiced. but apparently they don’t allow the odd BJ in the bathroom? how are we to spice up our love life on vacation?
You’ll have to do it in the lift, like everyone else. (Note that only BJs are permitted in the elevator – no up and downing.)
Hey! Elevators are made for up-and -downing!
Miss Otis regrets she’s unable to climb stairs…
BTW: I seem to have a problem where the emails are now
linking to the correct page, but not to the comment. Anyone else getting that?
Of course you are! My fail. I really needed that break.
Maybe they just don’t want people to taste the rainbow…
I think what it is saying is only ladies can receive and guys have to give because of the danger of choking and if they have to pee while there in the middle of it then the man has to go outside to do his business.
Anybody else notice the two balls by her face?
YES!
Hey, your explanation actually makes sense o_o
I guess the ball-things are earrings… I hope…
Either that or she’s a mutant who has testicles by her ears. I won’t even speculate on what’s below the equator if that’s the case…
an inside-out female reproductive system? Maybe the ear-things are her ovaries
And she has a nose the size of a uterus?
Could be that she is wearing as earrings the testicles of the last man who did not go outside.
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he didn’t do a civilized urinating
I’m thinking those are maybe restroom symbol-ese for prostitute?
She appears to be holding his knees and her bubbies are hanging down. A realistic portrayal except for the holding the knees part. What happen if he suddenly sits down?
lol no xD
It’s a blowjob joke.
And…ehh… Boobs are the word you’re looking for?
Do you think that this might be the designated lavatory for a nearby brothel?
The fat ho elderly center?
Yeah, because they ARE near the snack bar…
SHE certainly is!
Looks fake…
All I can say (at this moment; I’ll probably have more to say after all this sinks in!) is that if she’s choking, they’re not doing it right. Certainly choking can be a hazard, if not done carefully. But learning the proper technique is definitely worth it, because having your partner die can be a real turn-off. Especially if she leaves before you arrive!
That’s what I like in a man…concern for his partner’s health, at least until the O train comes steamin’ up to his station. THEN she can die, go into a coma or whatever. Real sensitive!!
Man these people are chunky, must be Americans.
Or, as Jennifer speculated, this is at the Fat Ho Elderly Center we encountered a few pics back.
It has to be I’d recognize that non-descript gray wall anywhere!
If you take out the space in “out side,” you have “Man p!ss outside,” which is, in fact, a frequent occurrence. The late William F. Buckley is said to have perfected a method of p!ssing out the door of a moving car without getting hit with it, although I don’t think he was driving at the time.
I’ve heard of suicide doors. His car must have had piss-outside doors!
I believe I heard that the late Martha Raye sometimes did it, while still sitting on the passenger seat, from a car stopped at the kerb.
Somehow I’m not surprised. She was a feisty dame who probably thought that you gotta take your pisses where your can get them.
nice man. man piss out side for lady.
Lady toilet sharks only.
What are a toilet shark being?
JohnB discovered toilet sharks in the “circular bowl of microwave/I only eat off triangles” thread. (I tried to post the link to that thread here a couple of days ago, but it was moderated away. A link to another thread on this site moderated away? It’s mod gone mad.)
That’s why the men p!ss outside. They are avoiding the toilet sharks! o.O
There’s an old English insult used about a woman (though it could be used about a man, too, if you change the first word): “she wouldn’t choke on cheese,” cheese being smegma. So maybe only such women (or men) should attempt what’s shown…
it looks totally photo shopped
Second.
Sadly, I have to agree. I bet it’s by the same person who did the “no farting” sign earlier. Better job this time, though.
It was submitted by hollyr57…
Sorry, I meant the signs were probably made by the same person. Compare the farts in elevator earlier.
I suspect they’re not even Photoshopped photos, but stick-ons attached to the actual signs.
Maybe hollyr57 could tell us?
Yes, I submitted it and have to admit that I didn’t know enough about photoshopping to realize that it had been done. I found it on another site entirely, and after checking for an author and not finding one, submitted it. Evidently, a huge mistake and one I won’t repeat. How can those of you who know it’s photoshopped tell? Not that I’ll ever submit something I haven’t taken a photo of myself again. But how do you tell? And this is the only submission I made to Engrish.
I apologize for the submission. I can see how it would be annoying.
No apology necessary! It’s a good one, photoshopped or not. I’m still not convinced it’s a shopped photo. I think someone may be altering the actual signs. Waiting for confirmation from someone who actually photographed one.
Oh male, fail many delicious ways you gag on if lady’s ear testicles are present the way when you piss outside [sic].
May men defecate inside, or does everybody defecate outside? If a man has to urinate while defecating, does he have to clinch it, run outside and urinate, and return to finish?
No defecating anywhere! If not mentioned in possibly photo-shopped sign, no other form of elimination is allowed. As Dr Handle has said many times, no up and downing and now no defectation.
Choking could definitely be the word they are looking for
For some guys, that is not a problem or possibility.
I guess for some the risk of choking isn’t worth getting beautiful skin
If it’s a porta-potty, “Men piss out side” could also mean “Men, use the side-mounted urinal in the porta-potty, instead of trying to target the hole through the seat and getting everyone who needs to do sit-down business REALLY mad at you”.
As for the oral warning, well, in most of the world, hookers and porta-pottys tend to converge (even if the porta-potty is typically cleaner than the hooker)
a porta potty isn’t harly big enough for ONE person to get inside let alone 2.
I’m getting quite sick of photoshop pollution. Thanks.
‘impolite sex in toilet, get lady-boy, have to piss outside. party, get dog. also piss outside.’
looking at it today it seems that the guy on the right has third leg that would warrant that warning.
LOL WTF
This is really a classy place!
No deepthroats
Obviously a photoshopped sign.
is this supposed 2 mean men shud pee out the side wen they r havin oral s3x so they dont choke the girl? Hmm…. this could mean a lot of things….
This….isn’t real.
Engrish in particular has alot of shopped work…
I like how the lady on the sign has huge hips and pigtails!
…. or maybe she’s pregnant. That could explain “Toilet For Lady. Man P!ss Outside”.
Pigtails? The consensus says earrings.
They must not want you to choke while giving a BJ. LOL!