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urchin usually eaten raw
urchin steamed with eggs
starfish usually cooked a soup with crude drugs
fish head and tail cooked a soup with bean curd
fresh shell cooked a soup with winter melon

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Seafood menu at a restaurant in Hainan, China

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  1. Tippyphant says:

    Starfish usually cooked a soup with crude drugs….. wow that explains every Spongebob episode known to man!

  2. JohnB says:

    Portal!

  3. JohnB says:

    I can imagine a starfish cooking (especially with crude drugs), but how would a fish head and tail or a shell do any cooking?

    • Meowth says:

      They didn’t do it alone. Barnes and Barnes helped them.

      • Jessica says:

        No, no! It tells you. Bean Curd cooked the soup with fish head and tail. Winter Melon helped the shell. And, well, a starfish can do just about anything with crude drugs. Lol.

      • cobrasnakenecktie says:

        oh no…
        *sings*Fish heads fish heads roley poley fish heads fish heads fish heads eat them up yum!

    • hollyr57 says:

      What happened to the middle of the fish? Did it decide that cooking was beneath it and go off for a nap?

  4. dr handle says:

    Ai do not laike crude drugs – ai prefer mai drugs to be haighly cultured, with impeccable manners, good clear diction, and teeny tiny bow ties on every tablet.

  5. saywhat says:

    every body cooked a soup. some with crude drugs, some with bean curd or winter melon. every body but not the urchin. urchin steamed with eggs. urchin need anger management.

  6. bluejade says:

    Egad! It all sounds tasty! How can I choose?

  7. mojojo says:

    A starfish with crude drugs? Only if you’re a drug mule. Ohhhhhh. Wrong starfish. :P I was about to ask if it came with or with out the balloons…

  8. Sinatra says:

    only usually though.

  9. PoodleGroomer says:

    Urchin eaten raw
    Starfish soup cooked with crude drugs
    Urchin steamed with eggs.

  10. PoodleGroomer says:

    I take it that the correct translation is something about wild medicinal herbs.

    • JohnB says:

      Then I should understand it, being as I spent years going wild on medicinal herbs, among other things.

  11. Nic says:

    mmmm yum :p

  12. cipher_nemo says:

    Crude drugs. Hmmmrph. Does this mean raw pot leaves? Sure, give me some of that and I’ll resell it on the street corner, lol.

  13. Samme says:

    I suppose ‘herb’ could have been misinterpreted as ‘drug’. What does it actually say?

  14. Dona Lynn says:

    there is a wonderful benjamin moore paint color called wintermelon….just looking at it helps me to lerax…..

  15. Jocelyn says:

    Would that be referring to meth or PCP? The crudest of them all…

    • JohnB says:

      Depends on what you mean by crude. In terms of causing addiction and killing people, nothing beats nicotine, the world’s biggest killer drug. Close behind is alcohol. Put all the deaths from all the other drugs together and they won’t equal either of the ones legal here in the US.

  16. Hey i loved 27th fish head and tail cooked a soup with bean curd, its so yummy, i really lovin it..


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