The door swings both ways
Please do not knob DOOR when EXIT PLEASE!!
Interesting warning sign on the back of our hotel room door in Samoa.
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You have both died of dysentery.
fourt
How rude! If you feel the need to fourt, please leave the room.
Definitely don’t do it in the lift.
Why don’t we just do it in the lift
Why don’t we just do it in the lift
No one will be smelling us,
Why don’t we do it in the lift.
But no up and downing!
Especially with Force!
I’m fairly sure it only swings one way, since the distaff members of the community lack the necessary equipment to kn0b anything!
I can’t help it, I just have this compulsion to install knobs on every door through which I exit. Of course, I then remove a knob each time I enter, so it balances out.
I’m a ‘merican. I can knob a door anytime I want!
If I don’t knob the DOOR, what am I supposed to knob? I have to knob something!
There was that slot, a couple of posts earlier…..
Dreadful Spellling Sprite notes that the proper spelling is S-L-U-T.
If they’re talking about the other meaning for the word “knob” then this takes on a whole new weirder meaning O.o
Makes me think of ‘nom’
‘Please do not nom door when exit PLEASE’
Easy enough, doors aren’t tasty
But the wooden ones are rich in fiber
And don’t harm dolphins.
Here, try some of these Door-eatos.
I wood like to try some.
Knot many left, now. Somebody got trunk and ate ‘em.
They were probably just board.
and floored at that.
I get tired of being on the floor. I get floor bored.
And I thought you were so rugged…..
Now now! Don’t pile on.
Op, you remind me of someone…
Who would I remind you of?
(I swear upon my honour I am not somebody already on this site with a new name)
Hey, are we related? You have a monocle, which makes you look more distinguished than me.
That’s because I AM more distinguished than you:p
Smarter, too
Ah, but I have replaceable teeth.
That just means you’re old.
But if I don’t knob the door, how do I exit? Am I now trapped inside forever? No knobbing allowed!
You could handle it.
How about hobnobbing?
If this involves using me as a battering ram, could I just go and fetch my helmet first?
No way! You are wearing your Boots of Escaping!
I’ll be right back, I promise – we have to get naleta out from behind that door somehow. I think I’ll get the old one, though, I don’t want to damage the current one, have you got any idea how expensive a Shoei is these days?
You call THAT a knob? PLEASE!!
If you notice, there is a secret message, written in all capital letters.
DOOR EXIT PLEASE!!!! It’s clear that they want the door to exit. Why they shout at the door poor, I know not.
Hmmm….. That’s interesting, but I think the door needs to stay!
There’s something a bit desperate about this message, with “please” being used twice, the second time in capitals with multiple exclamation marks… what are they worried about? What are they trying to hide? What happened the last time someone knobbed the door?
Someone got a Lady Boy?
Probably a pet door appeared under mysterious circumstances, since they didn’t even have a pet.
knob = lock. f someone locks the door and leaves, the staff can not enter without getting keys or works breaking the lock….
And this is a problem why? I mean the staff should have keys, and the alternative is risking having your room burglarized.
err.. read worse (works)
Confucius say: Man who knob door, going to Bangkok!
Do not knob door in public.
1. Remove knob,
2. Take it to a stall,
3. Knob yourself in private.
4. Clean knob.
5. Reinstall on door when exiting.
Now that’s a civilised urinating.
I don’t think he said anything about urinating!
It sounded like loving prompting to me.
But it doesn’t say to crouch on the ground and made your body face to the door, which is obviously the first step in a civilized urination.
sometime back in time, i used to read your name as DOOR handle…
Because, frankly, that’s just rude.
Who’s Frank Lee???
Bruce’s brother. He made sausages.
Their sister, Mary Lee, was a Justice of the Peace in Las Vegas.
how about Spike? why is he thorned out?
He sounds like a real prick!
Don’t get Prick Lee on me!
Don’t worry, Calm Lee will sort it all out.
Hey are you talking about a bedroom or a toilet..
PLEASE!!
lol i can immagine a guy on his knees begging you not to ‘knob door’
Why yes, I couldn’t agree more!