Mmmm .. smells like cold sores
Chiken grilled whit aromatic herpes end butter
Submitted by: Jannicke via Engrish Funny Submissions
From a restaurant in Sicily
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damn must be where KFC got their recipe….
And Taco-Wart too
That is one sorry party chiken if the aromatic end has herpes and love butter on it.
O! I didn’t even see that. I thought the fail was they spelled chicken wrong. Doh!
I’m guessing on the meaning of the aromatic end. I’ve never seen a chicken lip with a cold sore.
but what if the herpes is not in the chicken’s lip??
then the butter might be used to relieve the itchiness
that’s very thoughtful
I would imagine that herpes end butter would be rather aromatic, although I’m having trouble visualizing all the submicroscopic nanoshovels that would be needed to harvest it.
Maybe that’s what pained the steak (under the ‘watermark’).
I’m having that next time. The aromatic herpes from the chiken keep repeating on me.
“are you calling me a chicken f*cker? Are you saying I f*ck chickens?”
In all seriousness though, think I’ll be checking the ingredients next time I go to KFC.
That’s why the herbs and spices are kept secret.
The herbs and spices are a lie!
I’ll have the grilled chicken WITHOUT the airborne herpes thanks <_<
I will not be ordering that item from the menu.
It mentions “end butter” too. Is that like duckbutter? XD
It certainly comes from the dairy-air.
Hahhaahahaha WIN!
Yes – he wins a clonk and a free trip to Dreadful Pun Hell. *clonk*
Why? He just got a little behind in his posts.
*staples JohnB to Droll to save time*
We won’t be going anywhere now that we’re stationery!
Once again, I’m just fasten-ated.
The temptation to smear you with manila ice-cream and throw you in with the toilet shark is sometimes overwhelming.
I hear someone is pinned down…
Which is kind of tacky.
end butter will bring about the apocalypse.
I hate the smell of end butter in the morning!
I hate the smell of apocalypse in the morning!
End butter? Did somebody dead it?
When did somebody begin it?
So that’s what teen spirit smells like…
OMG!
I was just about to post THE EXACT SAME PHOTO! =| I can prove it omg!
OMG! We believe you. No need to prove it omg! In fact, please oh please don’t prove it.
Why? Why the unfriendly reply? =(
Yeah, Holly! How could you be so cruel as to not want to see his proof? I have a proof of the Pythagorean theorem, and I bet you don’t even want to see it!
If you DARE get your Pythagorean out in such a public forum, I shall summon the local constabulary and have you arrested, you shameless knobber and fingerer of doors!
Hell, if you’ve got a Pythagorean, flaunt it!
John, I ‘ll look at your Pythagorean theorum’s proof any time you want to show it. I can read passages from “A Brief History of Time” while you display it from every angle. Whirl it around your head if you like. The only proof I’m really not interested in seeing is the king in a bottle.
Actually the one I have was not original with me, but not too long ago at a very boring meeting I kept awake by working out an algebraic proof of the theorem based only on a diagram I vaguely remembered. But I find it hard to believe you don’t want to see the king in a bottle!
You’re right, friend, that was unkind. I really am sorry and hope you’ll accept my apology. Plus I’m scared of your pointy teeth! You don’t have a second career as some sort of household shark do you?
the proof is a lie.
When I consumed beverages of high proof, many lies did indeed result!
But wait! Why did aromatic herpes want anything to do with ending the butter in the first place? In the end, I think I’ll stick to steak. It doesn’t seem to have aired, just grilled…. phew! I’d rather be grilled than aired automatically any day of the week!
Any kind of herpes gets in my butter, it’s the end of that butter!
It’s those promiscuous cows, I’m sure.
*starts singing “Promiscuous Cow…”*
Oh no, now I have ‘Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep’ playing in my head. (I suppose I should be grateful that it’s displaced ‘Die MF Die’.)
I think the correct translation is “Sliced chicken breast with spices and butter” or the like
I’d sure like to know how herpes keep creeping into these translations. It’s a lot like the f-word, for which we actually did get an explanation. (And I refuse to prove it, so don’t even ask me to!)
Aromatic herpes = aromatic herbs.
(In French: Fines herbes)
As many chefs use (and misuse) French words, the mix between herbes and herpes was ineluctable
Just don’t mix herbes with herpes and expect me to eat it!
“aromatic herpes end butter” – isn’t this a butter that cures cold sores?
That would be “aromatic end herpes butter.” This is a fragrant virus that totally ruins movie popcorn.
No wonder the chickens smell and taste like lexus..
OMG, LOL! Honestly, this one made me laugh out loud at work.
That’s one of the hazards of perusing EngrishFunny at work! Many’s the time I’ve had to clench my teeth until I could walk out of the office and guffaw behind the building!
I thought ‘agli’ is garlic, which would make it aromatic.