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The solid then that doing not face will bounce shoots
1/1 scale high performance assembled plastic model gun
Do not shoot at humans of animals!
Not suitable for children under 3 years
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You’ll put your eye out if your Dad buys you that thing!
no!
your eye turns into an omelette.
Omelettes don’t have a discenable yolk.
You don’t enable the disc, just load it into the gun.
Is it alright to shoot humans who aren’t owned by an animal?
I’m safe! I am owned by several pets.
it says humans OR animals
Yup, failblog phail. xD
I’m human! This implement doesn’t seem very accurate, however. I’m getting behind a dumpster.
From looking at the picture it looks like it fires donuts : P
Anybody else thinks that object to the left looks a little like the companion cube ?
Make mine a cruller!
In a week, all policeman will have swapped their gun for this donut-shooting gun.
Revenge of the companion cube BWA HA HA *cough* and yes, it does
HEADSHOT!
I want one.
Ah, my favorite Engrish movie — A Crismas Stoly
Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra!!
Have some Crismas Duck.
Duck!
With end butter and herpes?
You stick to your holiday traditions, I’ll keep mine, thank you.
I hadn’t seen the factory packaging for the new composite frame handguns.
“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!”
Please do not shoot donuts at screen…
Press any key to continue…
In the picture it says Do not shoot at humans OR animals, where in the subtext it’s ‘Humans of animals’
That looks like it hurts; a sun to the face!
so there are some humans who are not animals?
It’s often a matter of degree.
Have you been doing not face again, young man? You, nasty, dirty little boy!
Keep doing that, and it might freeze that way!
Actually, if that little bugger is shooting at the tumble dryer, then when his mum finds out, a richochet fried egg to the head is going to be the least of his worries.
So true…
I had a dryer for quite a few years that I was tempted to shoot. I ended up replacing virtually all the parts in it at least once, except for the frame and the drum. My wife finally begged me not to fix it again.
Sounds like it would’ve been a mercy killing. For you as well as the dryer.
To shoot the dryer, or shoot my wife?
The dryer, you steaming great nit. I suspect that if you shot your wife, you’d just annoy her.
I’ve never tried steaming great nits. Do they taste kind of like shrimp?
Looking at the picture again it looks like he was crossing his fingers like “please god don’t let the High Performance Assembled Plastic Model Gun bullets ricochet and make an omelet on my face”
Also it seems that the companion cube looking object is actually firing some sort of lazer at the kid in self defense.
I think I have been playing too much portal lately <_<
I think I have been playing not enough portal. NONE!!!!!!
“The solid thing that doing not face will bounce shoots.” This sounds so much like a fortune cookie!
if it’s a fortune cookie, you have to end it with “in bed”
the solid thing that doing not face will bounce shoots IN BED.
indeed. O_o
As I’ve mentioned here before, if you HAVE TO go to bed and have your solid thing shoot, it takes all the fun out of it.
anybody here actually know what bukake is?!? i hope not, in view of the levity of these comments…
Um, yes, we do, we’re just trying not to think about it too hard.
I don’t think we can prevent it, but maybe if we ignore it, it’ll go away.
Since we have numerous people on this site who have vigorously defended their right to laugh uproariously about child sexual abuse, what on Earth makes you think a little gross adult sexuality would interfere with our levity?
But I guess sueb262 is right. From now on, NO MORE LEVITATION! Do I make myself clear?
Not a hope!! I defend my right to make all these posts from 10 feet above local ground level!
I hope you have wi-fi! Or a long cord.
i do im not sure you do.. it could be a little person.. have you ever had bukake? its kinda fun, from a bukaker perspective that is.
Shooty is in the eye of the gun holder……
I’ve never seen a holster with eyes.
You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.
I guess this is why I’ve never seen a holster with eyes!
did anyone notice that its ok for a 3 YEAR OLD!!!!!! its a freaking gun that a child can use ….. hmmm.. whre can i get a few of these, set my kids up to defend the house.
And why should toddlers under the utterly arbitrary age of 3 be prohibited from using this product? And we’re not supposed to shoot it at humans or animals?!?! What about our RIGHTS?!?!!! The second amendment to the, uh, US Declaration of, I mean the Pledge of, uh, well, you know!!! One nation, under a gun!
So don’t shoot the safe with solid bullets or they’ll bounce off and hit you? Okay I get it. I load the soft-nosed bullets.
Or you could use the tungsten-cored APDS rounds; just saying.
I bought a pellet gun with this box!
woot!
Lol. The caption has fail English, the box says “OR” properly, but they captioned it with “OF”.