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First (thought I’d mike the situation for all its worth)
If this Mike is anything like the dude in Shortpacked!, I’d be afraid to drink it.
At 350ml, Mike is very tiny. He won’t come pasteurise.
That doesn’t sound like something I would want to pasteurize in any case…
Well caught! My double entendre was accidental.
Apparently 350 ml is Mike’s weight, which is an interesting concept.
If Mike weighs about as much as water (which is likely, since humans are about 70% water), then his weight could be easily inferred to be 350 g. (Tiny fellow, isn’t he?) Easy conversions from volume to weight–now THAT’S an interesting concept!
It’s made from PEOPLE!
Mike Green is people? That makes sense.
Like the meat in hell!!!
I had no idea he comes in bottles these days.
Ever read “Portnoy’s Complaint”? Mike must have!
I like Mike. You like Mike. Everybody likes Mike.
I always wanted to be like Mike and now I can drink him.
sweet
No, not sweet. Pure. Mike is pure Mike.
To hell with Mike, I like Ike! (because Ike is easy to like!)
I prefer Tina : P
My comment above was a reference to Eisenhower’s campaign slogan of 1956. I figured no one would get the ref.
I’m sure if i was at least 60 I would have loled .
*@JohnB* Nice catch, I thought no-one would get that!
And by the way, I was born sometime in the mid 80’s, and I’m Canadian. So take that! MWAHAHAHAHAAA!
You sound like just the kind of person we need around here! Educated, and not afraid to try out an idea.
There was someone who hung around here who actually got angry that people made reference to someone he had to spend a full fifteen minutes of internet time to identify!
Not that I’m going to spend any time wondering who that was….
The only thing I miss about him is the chance to gloat over how the Yankees just dismantled the Red Sox four straight games.
Maybe this isn’t mislabeled. Maybe this is Mike’s … “milk”.
mike is the greatest drink ever!! it’s like a boyfriend in a bottle!
There was a time when I was in a bottle on every date!
And I’m sure my wife would tell you a boyfriend in a bottle is a lot like having a boyfriend and a battle.
great…………….?
Well. Now that Mike is in a bottle, I will be waiting for the next flavor, how about Frank.
Frank already comes in tins!
How about some nice unsalted 100% naturally artificially flavored Stan?
or an iced cold Bob
Stop freezing at my bobs!
Boy! How long since THAT post?
Oh dear, I can’t remember, it’s so long since we see-ed at it.
It was indeed a long time between the freezing and steaming.
I’m glad it’s at least pure mike. I can’t stand that diluted mike.
That’s still better than drinking a Mikey Finn.
Is that the brother of Mickey Finn, who used to be so prevalent in San Francisco waterfont bars?
First cousin. He employs GHB instead of chloral hydrate.
yep, that’s Mike all right! I’ve known him since he was just a capsule…
Did Mike’s wife write the headline?
I think it was Mike’s mom…
She made him do those cereal commercials in the 80’s
“Hey look Mikey he like’s it!”
poor kid had self-esteem problems for years
Since the headline says he “goes down well,” if his mother wrote it, then you just made the ickiest comment I’ve seen in a long time!
ouch! ZING!
yarg!
Got Mike?
This isn’t foreign. This is just a picture sent back in time from when zombies rule the world.
-ZTM
Warning (May contain pieces of mike)
Do you swallow?
That’s just with chunky mike… you’ve got the plain mikey here
Oh ok.
I move away from the mike to breathe in!
Oh, I geddit, I’m not supposed to drink it, I’m supposed to sing into it! I’m glad somebody finally cleared this up for me. Right. Me-me-me-me-meeeee… *sings* Since I still appreciate you, let’s find love while we may, because I know I’ll hate you when you are old and grey…
Tom Lehrer FTW.
Tom Lehrer rocks!! His stuff is still funny!
*sings* SOOOO iiiif sunday you’re free, why don’t you come with me and we’ll POOOOISON pidgeons in the paaaaark….
WTF! Mike!? Is that you!?
When they said Mike was a bottle baby, I didn’t think they meant this!
Mike! What happened?! Talk to me!!
Dont mess with the milk factory owner.
Did you hear about what happened to Mike after he cheated on his wife?
Looks like she really creamed his a$$!
Someone reassure me that his surname isn’t Hunt.
It’s not, his real surname is Kraak
LOL
wow…
Who vored mike? :3
He’s a loney man who can fill an entire bottle.