The long tentacle of the law
Division vice squid colombo south
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Colombo, Sri Lanka.
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Would the Sri Lankan squids be similar to the navy seals?
great now I want some calamari.
Feel the sting of law enforced tentacle rape.
Vice Squids: Blocking the spread of Japanese tentacle hentai.
WIN, PG! (I know just enough about hentai to get the tentacle reference.)
me too
and that’s as far as I wanna know
I don’t.
Wikipedia is your friend! You can find out more than you need to know about hentai, without actually having to watch any.
Can you just tell me? Wikipedia has pictures.
OK. For some reason, in hentai, women’s private parts are sometimes represented by tentacles.
Whoever came up with that idea must be loopier than L Ron Hubbard.
Or just an octophiliac.
Or a vaginophobic.
Or both???
> represented
I think you misspelled that. The correct spelling is “penetrated”. Easy mistake.
We use a more subtle word. We say “enternessed”.
Hey now even squids are allowed some fun now and then.
Yeah I want some calamari too – how odd…..
You have mine, meankitty, here (pushing my plate across the table). I’m really not fond for fried, sauteed, sauced or any other kind of thick rubber band.
You need to find a place where they do tender calamari. Yum!
The squid mustache lets him go under cover.
speaking of mustache ….
Padded Steering wheel and quilted dash board are cheaper, more reliable, and safer than air bag systems
I was wondering about that.
but squids don’t have bones it’s not like they will break anything lol
Is that a cuttle bone or are you happy to see me?
Put it through the bars of the parrot’s cage and find out!
While the stenciled letters and random word generated slogan are just plain cheap.
This is the team that handles molluscation cases.
And it’s a tough assignment. So many of their suspects just clam up.
I bet the criminal uses peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches to lure victims.
They also flash big wads of sand dollars.
I’ll get you, sucker!
You gonna use some mussel on him?
We’re going to use the long arm of the law and see what sticks.
Long tentacle of the law, shooorly?
Whenever there’s a tough case that needs kraken…
Aw, sharks! What a monster pun run! You folks are kraken me up!
We’re having a whale of a time…
…but it’s starting to get a bit Scylla..y… er… yes. Scyllay.
*cough*
Silly
*cough*
Don’t try too hard for the obscure puns. People may get crabby and accuse you of being shellfish.
I’m not one to shrimp from my responsibilities….
Sometimes when you make obscure puns, people become positively Chrabby-dis.
If I Hera ‘nother pun, I may Calypso ‘f Dreadful Pun Overload.
Are you feeling Nausinous? Any swelling of the nymph lodes?
Ok! That does it!
I’m calling the Anti Bad Pun Squidron!
you mean “peanut-butter-and-jelly” fish…
Do not call the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches mean; they are also victims of this crime.
I’m done with this and need a drink. Think I’ll head down to the sandbar. I hear it’s a real dive.
It was April 41st, being a quadruple leap year, and I was driving around in downtown Atlantis. My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray and it was overheating. I pulled into a Shell Station; they said I’d blown a seal….
…… and you wiped your mouth and said:”Nah! It’s only ice cream.”
h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI
Funny clip! Is there a sea-related pun he left out?
BTW, to post clips on this site, you need to do it like this:
“BLUE TEXT”
LINK GOES HERE is where you put your link or URL, and whatever you type where it says BLUE TEXT is what will appear as the link in your comment.
Oops! Ignore the instructions. My guess on how to post that was wrong.
Any body know how? PoodleGroomer?
A Youtube page has a box on the top right that says “embed”. Copy the entire line and past it into a reply box with a little text.
a link requires an html anchor statement .
< a url=”link url here” > Blue Text < /a >
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You showed us how to post a link earlier, and that method has been serving me well. What I couldn’t figure out on this occasion was how to post the instruction as a string of text, so that the site doesn’t treat it as an instruction. I tried enclosing it in quotes, but that didn’t work.
Unfortunately, what I can see in the email form of your post above doesn’t give me any clues.
HTML has escape character sequences for special characters.
< produces <
> produces >
& produces &
Start with & Special character code, end with ; You can search for special character tables. There are a lot of them. This site filters most of the special characters to prevent xhtml or javascript injections into their pages.
OK PoodleGroomer, I googled some of that. I don’t know how much I learned, but I found a tool called Quick Escape, and now I’m going to try something.
Apologies to all if this next line comes out total gibberish.
<a href=URL>BLUE</a>
Amazing! It actually worked! That’s what I was trying to do in my post above where it came out “BLUE TEXT”. I may actually figure out this stuff yet. It’s certainly easier when I know the name of what I’m using.
Thanks again, PG.
Be sure to place the URL in quotes.
It’s obvious why the car is black…
It just got re-inked today.
Tonight on Vice Squid:
Madame Pho’s House of Sin
And what about that suspicious frog? AAAAAAArgh!!! ×(
Columbo *and* squid? Awesome.
Yeah, that would have been quite a show!
“Just one more tentacle……”
You might find this enjoyable. From a little known parody of “Fiddlet on the Roof” based on American horror writer H.P. Lovecraft’s stories.
“Fiddler on the Roof”. I have NO idea what a fiddlet is, though it sounds plausible.
Thanks, Holly. I like a good parody. I’m sure I would appreciate it more if I’d ever read Lovecraft.
Going along with the horror theme, maybe fiddlet is a filet of fiddler?
Even toilet sharks avoid the vice squids. They have some impolite habits.
so this must be related to the ‘execution squid’!
Arrrgh a squid!
More proof that the Great Old Ones have risen (there was that recent story about all the squid washed up on beaches in California).
“That which not dead may eternal lie…”