Have you considered punctuation? The period can be your friend.
i respect put on make-up and rub.
The elasticity which is cordial and rich and hair shows put on make-up, and adopt and refine luxure wool of import, and rub to become, and are smooth and lo good tightly with muscle and skin, and it’s possible to show nature and the change with the subtle quality of the powder, and the cool party is helpful, light and beautiful so … may be housed in your make-up.
Submitted by: Shereen via Engrish Funny Submissions
This is the back of a makeup brush packet.
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That must be it:
The original lotion of Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb
“It put on make-up and rub or else it gets the hose again.”
THE COOL PARTY IS HELPFUL
But of course! Who was ever helped by a lame party? There’s nothing worse than a bunch of bored people all hanging out together, not having fun!
also boring people tend to not have much elasticity
This is what being a woman is all about. Respect, put on the make-up, and rub.
Especially the rub to become. I never can get too much of that from a woman.
For that matter, the elasticity which is cordial and rich is also great to find in a woman!
Do you make sure to find women who are smooth and look good tightly with muscle and skin?
*sigh* I am married, and faithful, and therefore I don’t go “finding” women any more, other than one. And I couldn’t say that either one of us is smooth and look good tightly with muscle and skin any more. At our age, you learn to settle for “not too pruny or droopy.”
That is good to hear. Congratulations!
Congratulations on what? Being married? Being faithful? Or being not too pruny or droopy?
On being happily married. You see many marriages that are not happy and end in divorce sometimes.
heh, I hear that!
JohnB, you are funny in spite of yourself! Rich, cordial, elasticity is also excellent in men. And I’m a real sucker for muscle and skin. One without the other just doesn’t do it for me.
Since I’m trying to be funny, I can’t figure out how being funny spites me! I wouldn’t doubt that rich, cordial elasticity is good to find in a man, for those so inclined. But I’ll never find out!
And the hair, don’t forget the hair… although really it’s not that important. Bald heads are nature’s solar panels for secks machines, you know.
James Joyce has that Clinique dream again.
Fantastic, Shereen! I sure needed these LOLZ today, and this is such a rich vein of Engrish to be mined!!
I was completely unaware that there was luxury wool vaialable to adopt and refine. When we did our adoption, we only considered children. Since our daughter was pure hell getting off to school this morning, I’m thinking we should have seriously considered the wool option.
With my luck, any wool adoptions would end with the wool developing an attitude and reminding me that it didn’t ask to be shorn.
Ah, you’ve had teenagers in the household, then.
And I gather things got a little wooly.
Yes, both my teens were wool-gatherers.
I’m sure they were probably also spinners, or at least spin doctors.
…didn’t ask to be shorn…lololol
**bows right, then left** thank you for noticing my tiny pun.
Are you asking what I think you’re asking?
Is who asking whom what, and what do you think anyone is asking???
I am afraid of what might be housed in my make-up….
It looks like they just took a bunch of adjectives designed to impress and strung them all together in the hopes that only the words like “subtle” and “tightly” and “luxury” would catch the reader’s eye.
Also, whoever thinks “the period can be your friend” has never had the kind of periods I have. (I would apologize for TMI and generalized unfunniness here, but, *cramp* and *snarl*)
The expensive advertising in all of the thick chick magazines will be down in each by over 100 pages. The magazines cancelled most of the words they ordered and the Chinese are having to use them in their own market.
Oh, for us men, the period can be our friend. Crampy, achy, bloated women are not nearly as difficult to deal with as those who are, shall we say, in the summer of their b!tch season…
I have consulted my husband on this matter, and apparently I DOES HAS A PMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But obviously it’s not the period that’s your friend, it’s the exclamation mark!
Noes….never!
lol is this the back of that Jesus Body package ?
for those who don’t know
http://engrishfunny.com/2009/03/29/engrish-jesus-body/
Holy smackeral!! How did I miss this one! Thank-you, KinkyTom!
The great part is the matched ads that pop up with products that are being satirically shredded in the postings.
I have noticed that, I saw an ad I wished I could have posted as a comment.
Whoa… I’m amazed the sentence actually ended!
There is nothing wrong with this. It’s the only thing I’ve read all day that spells “it’s” correctly. In light of that, everything else is forgiven.
Properly using “it’s” as the contraction form of “it is” is not uncommon. The error I see far more of is people turning the possessive pronoun “its” into “it’s.”
Of course, I had never seen someone turn it into “its’” before, but now I have!
The period is never friendly. NEVER.
how about commas?
Comma comma down doo-be-doo down down…
I definitely know some people who are “housed in makeup.”
I respect put on makeup and rub. Don’t you?
scary thing is that’s actually a very accurate translation.
I got this as a spam mail once.