Anyone?? Can I have Megan Fox?
Australia yogurt: buy one and get anyone free
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first!
you know what? im gonna do the opposite thing all the other retards on this site would do…
congratulations! you were faster than every one else!
win!
I will buy them all and then I will own your asses bitches!!!
Eh, the hell with Megan Fox, I’d get Macgyver.
…or Bill Murray.
Can we get people that have already died? Spalding Gray. Oh, what the heck, Jimi, too! I’ll get two yogurts.
Shoot, I’d want to get Billy Mays if that was the case.
Would he throw in one of his brothers absolutely free?
WHY WOULD YOU WANT ME, ER HIM? DO YOU HAVE A HANKERING FOR SOME OXY-CLEAN? OR AN AWESOME AUGER?
Do they have to exist? Dibs on… well I’m not telling or someone else will take them D:
macgyvers aussie too? i really did not know that
whoops, scrap that
There are some people in Australia that we’d pay you to take . No names, no pack drill.
Will we get free yogurt? Deal!
Not so fast, there. I think Rupert Murdoch is one of theirs. We don’t need another one of *those*.
Tripped up by greed again… sorry!
Nope, he’s one of yours by adoption. And we have no intention of taking him back. Even if you’ve kept the receipt.
Amen to that
can i get a Jeffrey Ou with that purchase?!?!
Australian yogurt, Is the fruit on the top or on the bottom? Do you have to stir it clockwise, or anticlockwise?
Bleh. You should have just asked if we have beer flavoured yoghurt…
Beer flavoured yoghurt? That would be disgusting. I’m profoundly insulted. What sort of antipodean philistines do you think we are?
No, the yoghurt is vegemite-flavoured.
Vegemite comes from the yeast filtered out of a batch of Carlton/Fosters and has both of you barking up the same tree.
That would explain the lack of flavour in Fosters beer- it’s all gone into the Vegemite.
There’s plenty of flavor in Foster’s. Unfortunately it’s mostly unpleasant! (Not that that kept me from drinking it, since it still contains ethanol…)
Different strokes, I guess. I stopped drinking Foster’s because, since I could detect so little flavour, I drank it too fast & got drunk too soon (which was never my main aim).
They used to make a mid-strength beer that tasted better, IMO, but it was discontinued.
If I get a 6 pack, can I have Emily and Zooey Deschanel, Eliza Dushku, Nicola Bryant, Billie Piper and Maggie Q?
I dunno, but if you do can I come over?
Is anyone else concerned that the yogurt does not appear to be refrigerated?
Maybe an open unit. Thats how its displayed at the grocery store here.
And here.
and here
This is a great marketing campaign for the yogurt. They partnered up with hookers. You buy a yogurt and get the hooker for free.
Then you need the unflavoured yoghurt to treat your yeast infection afterwards.
You mean after all that political crap in the 80s, buying Australian yogurt would have freed Nelson Mandella?
It must be really crappy yoghurt if you get any person for free.
Srsly, it’s really good yoghurt, made by my favourite dairy company.
That’s the first time I’ve seen the special offer, though!
Poor megan fox thought, imagine how many people pick her >.<
i want megan fox more!
More than what?
More than yogurt
your what?
So if I get two yougurts I can have Lena Katina and Zooey Deschanel?
SUH-WEET!
If I get two yogurts(if they were organic), I could get Al Gore and Barack Obama!
No wonder you have that look of terror on your face.
Lena no problem, but back in the queue for Zooey!
Megan Fox?! Ew. She’s the “village bicycle.” Pick someone with better class.
but i want to learn how to ride a bicycle
I know things like Vegemite are exported, and I know our rice is apparently quite good… but yoghurt is one thing I never expected to see on an international shelf. It’s kind of… weird.
Looks like it’s being sold in China. They must have wanted yoghurt with no added melamine.
Aw, it’s just not the same without the taste of fine industrial contaminants! That’s why they have to encourage the sale with fringe benefits.
I’m surprised it hasn’t been arrested for retail espionage and used as leverage in a lucrative contract to exploit and export Australian natural yoghurt.
And besides, yoghurt is just when you’re sore from spending too long in the lotus position.
Dreadful Pun Hell fairy saw what you did there…
um can i have Scarlett Johansson, Rachel Nichols & Eva Mendez
Wait, if we’re going to get people who died, can we get versions of people from earlier in their lives? If so I want Judd Nelson, Anthony Michael Hall, Matthew Broderick, and Emilio Estevez from the early 1980’s.