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what about back door?
This sign lets you know this is not the Playboy mansion. If you are looking for pubic access, go somewhere else.
Is there much pubic access at the Playboy mansion? Those women always struck me as the uppity type who wouldn’t give an average Joe the time of day.
Porn stars on the other hand, can be bought for a grand or $700 in this economy.
Speaking from experience?
About what, the uppity broads or how much a porn stars makes?
Judging from the apparent number of “Girls Going Wild” recently, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a lot cheaper..
Maybe it’s one of those porn shoots where they insist on having your junk shaved.
It’s what any pubic would post after a manzilian.
Yeah I guess that also makes sense. But then they would want to modify the sign to make it clearer.
Total win on the comment above the picture (the panties one)!
If there is no pubic access to panties, I suppose all the ladeez will just have to go commando. And frankly, I refuse to wear my undies on my head any more. It draws too much attention.
How many quarts Aussi beer do you have to drink before you are required to put your panties on your head?
Lessee, there’s 375 ml in a stubby, so say about 3 stubbies to the quart-ish… 24 stubbies to the slab… half a slab, and I’m not just wearing my undies on my head, I’ve puked on ‘em and passed out. Which is why I don’t drink any more, because I know for a fact I can’t handle it. These days, I need no alcoholic imbibation to wear my undies on my head, but I had to give it up because it was disturbing friends and colleagues.
It is time to stop when the elastic is bigger than your head.
Not quite there yet, but I’m working on it.
keep working, you can handle it, dr. love handle.
looks like a new lineup for the Store. Red underpants with “No pubic access” on front and “keep out” on butt side?
That’s what she said!
Thats… kind of not the thing she would say? unless of course implying to a comment n00b such as yourself….
I am adamantly opposed to my daughter getting a tattoo, but if she’d consent to putting this on her belly, I’d be glad for her to get one!
John,
But that doesn’t guarrantee you anything. As someone mentioned above, there’s shaving. You want her to get a tatoo that says “No access at all, keep out”
Then when she is ready to get married, you want her to remove the tatoo so that you may someday be a grandfather
He may also want to add another sign: “no backdoor access allowed”.
How about just ” Exit Only”…. Huh?
I’d happily settle for my son putting this on his briefs.
But then he’d probably end up with them on his head.
This is engrish? Oh, PUBIC access. Read it wrong, sorry. LOL
Good post, Alice! I need to see that a few more times.
Must not be a political convention…
Where is this? Is the Jeep’s license plate in Arabic?
It’s from Muscat, Oman. Maybe it wants to say that any pubic needs to be covered, though.
My website is hosted by friends of mine. When they set up my public directory, for a joke they named it “pubic_html” (instead of the usual “public_html”). Since of course the public directory name doesn’t appear in the URL, it was an in-joke for them. It actually took me a few weeks of using it to realise they’d done it. D’OH!!
It remains “pubic_html”, eleven years later
pubic – Hot To My Like.
LAWL.
love it.
So i have to shave before I can go in there? Darn >.<
Yes and be careful not to cut yourself. You might want to try waxing, but will probably be in a lot of pain.
Those must be someone’s “once a month” panties…
It just occurred to me, this is really very simple. What are panties WITH pubic access? Crotchless. So this is where you buy ordinary panties complete with crotch. And apparently they want you to keep out, which means they must also own the store selling crotchless panties next door, and the margin on crotchless undies is, of course, higher, since they use less material. Just simple capitalism in action!
how is this engrish? it makes sense.
it must be a tough job distinguishing between these blogs and the “Fail blogs”…
i saw this SAME sign outside a Catholic girls’ school.
Anyone knows what brand that gold car is? looks wicked.