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No Pubic Access Keep Out

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  1. Jason says:

    what about back door?

  2. laconejita says:

    This sign lets you know this is not the Playboy mansion. If you are looking for pubic access, go somewhere else.

    • powermuffin says:

      Is there much pubic access at the Playboy mansion? Those women always struck me as the uppity type who wouldn’t give an average Joe the time of day.

      Porn stars on the other hand, can be bought for a grand or $700 in this economy.

  3. Sinatra says:

    Maybe it’s one of those porn shoots where they insist on having your junk shaved.

  4. laconejita says:

    Yeah I guess that also makes sense. But then they would want to modify the sign to make it clearer.

  5. Anna Rexia says:

    Total win on the comment above the picture (the panties one)!

    • dr handle says:

      If there is no pubic access to panties, I suppose all the ladeez will just have to go commando. And frankly, I refuse to wear my undies on my head any more. It draws too much attention.

      • PoodleGroomer says:

        How many quarts Aussi beer do you have to drink before you are required to put your panties on your head?

        • dr handle says:

          Lessee, there’s 375 ml in a stubby, so say about 3 stubbies to the quart-ish… 24 stubbies to the slab… half a slab, and I’m not just wearing my undies on my head, I’ve puked on ‘em and passed out. Which is why I don’t drink any more, because I know for a fact I can’t handle it. These days, I need no alcoholic imbibation to wear my undies on my head, but I had to give it up because it was disturbing friends and colleagues.

    • leila says:

      looks like a new lineup for the Store. Red underpants with “No pubic access” on front and “keep out” on butt side?

  6. bluejade says:

    That’s what she said!

    • Lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose says:

      Thats… kind of not the thing she would say? unless of course implying to a comment n00b such as yourself….

  7. JohnB says:

    I am adamantly opposed to my daughter getting a tattoo, but if she’d consent to putting this on her belly, I’d be glad for her to get one!

  8. Jacob says:

    This is engrish? Oh, PUBIC access. Read it wrong, sorry. LOL

  9. TheCannyScot says:

    Must not be a political convention…

    Where is this? Is the Jeep’s license plate in Arabic?

  10. telefil says:

    My website is hosted by friends of mine. When they set up my public directory, for a joke they named it “pubic_html” (instead of the usual “public_html”). Since of course the public directory name doesn’t appear in the URL, it was an in-joke for them. It actually took me a few weeks of using it to realise they’d done it. D’OH!!

    It remains “pubic_html”, eleven years later :)

  11. KinkyTom says:

    So i have to shave before I can go in there? Darn >.<

    • laconejita says:

      Yes and be careful not to cut yourself. You might want to try waxing, but will probably be in a lot of pain.

  12. Stormbow says:

    Those must be someone’s “once a month” panties…

  13. JohnB says:

    It just occurred to me, this is really very simple. What are panties WITH pubic access? Crotchless. So this is where you buy ordinary panties complete with crotch. And apparently they want you to keep out, which means they must also own the store selling crotchless panties next door, and the margin on crotchless undies is, of course, higher, since they use less material. Just simple capitalism in action!

  14. meee says:

    how is this engrish? it makes sense.

  15. mmasco says:

    it must be a tough job distinguishing between these blogs and the “Fail blogs”…

  16. Aeyvi says:

    i saw this SAME sign outside a Catholic girls’ school.

  17. Acvss says:

    Anyone knows what brand that gold car is? looks wicked.


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