I do like them to look their pinkest!
Ball Blusher
ミシャ M ミネラルボールブラッシャー( Missha M Mineral Ball Blusher)
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well, blush my balls
But … that’s what they’re called. Maybe if it were called ‘testicle blusher’ that’d be hilarious, but in this case … where’s the Engrish exactly?
Weak.
Agreed.
LIGHTEN UP! You’re taking all the humor out of this. And if you think this site is getting worse, LEAVE!
But it’s SO much easier to be a critic than to be funny!
Feeling little testy?
Feeling whose testes?
XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really. Those little round things in the container? Those are called balls. Blusher? That’s another term for blush or rouge. It’s exactly what it says it is. They perhaps should have called it something more elegant, like pearl blusher or something, but it’s not Engrish.
Agreed… This is not all that funny
Look, if you cannot readily get in touch with The Puerile 10 Year Old Within, you are doomed to be disappointed by this website. Worse, you are doomed to be annoyed for those of us who have embrace TP10YOW.
You can get help for this, but you have to want to do it. We can’t make you. However, if you’d like to give it a go, try saying this.
Poo bum wee! Hee hee hee!
Poo bum wee! Hee hee hee!
Repeat until you break up into helpless giggling. Or go and start your own website.
My suggestion for a website you might find more to your liking is humorlessnitpickers.com. There, they encourage everybody to complain about everything, and no laughter is ever required.
In fact, I believe that any display of amusement is expressly forbidden.
As is up-and-downing.
There’s a tester on the cosmetics counter.
If you test the one on the counter, does that make you a “testee?”
There’s lots of us testees around!
That would explain the excited giggling coming from the cosmetics department this week. The brush must tickle.
It would also explain the fact that the counter has been swamped by men recently. I mean, did you get a look at the tester? She certainly can tickle my fancy!
they use plenty of this at that no pubes place.
In order to make blusher from the balls, you must first bust the balls.
So basically this is ball busting ball blusher.
the must use the knockout Kum Car
for those who don’t know
http://www.engrish.com/2009/07/the-knockout-kum-car-dangerous-and-sexy/
But, but it has a brush! I bet it tickles!
The assistant at the counter needs a deft touch.
I could use one, too.
would the shop assistant show you how to apply it to your balls love to watch that
I would think that all the parts in the general area should match, but I’ll admit I’m no expert on genitocosmetology.
They have them in blue!
Funny, especially since my first impression was that I can’t remember the last time my balls blushed, since they’ve been blue for a long long time.
Sounds like this is the product for you! You’ll be back in the pink in no time!
Would this also give me rosy cheeks? (cue drummer for rim shot, puh-leeze)
This item is actually called “Ballcrusher”, and it’s marketed at the power-dressing shoulder pad-wearing meeting-calling career-destroying man-ridiculing alpha female exec type. Since this one batch made it through with the typo on the packaging, it’s been strangely popular with the metrosexual types.
You can also find videos of it in action at certain websites that certain men seek out…
Ouch!
This is great because I’ve been feeling a little blue lately : P
The balls are a lie. Real balls do not blush.
Hah, I beat you to it:
http://open.salon.com/blog/calton/2009/02/20/annals_of_unfortunate_product_names
Ball Brusher. Common and funny R/L confusion.
Hilarious!!