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diet cock? is she trying to slim herself down?
A c*ck wouldn’t need to diet if it just got enough exercise!
Less fattening but just as filling?
Not lower in calories, but has a great aerobic exercise routine that goes with it that, unlike running, isn’t hard on the legs and hips.
I’d hope it’d be hard on everything
Then the shoes I have on are fine. Good.
“Lower calories, same great protein! Have some diet cock today!”
The pundits tell us that to get the cardiovascular benefit, you have to do it for 30 minutes. Every day.
That frees up an hour every day and unlike running, you don’t have to run home after you’ve tired out.
But if you go for a run, you can take the dog with you. And I’ve found that my husband requires more than a pat on the head and a liver treat to satisfy him.
Thanks to two herniated disks and spondylolisthesis, I have recently discovered how hard prolonged, vigorous intercourse is on the lower back! Notice how in the “side effects” portion of the commercials for those blue pills they list “delayed backache.” I suspect the medicine is not the direct cause!
A study found a lot of Italians had severe lower back pain. The procedure that corrected most of their problems was to correctly measure their waist size and buy them the correct sized pants and belt. They were wearing grossly undersized pants and the strained waist band and belt they used to keep from popping the buttons and fly was placing a severe strain on their lower backs.
Very interesting, but: 1. I’m not Italian; 2. I wear waistbands that are appropriate for my waist size. But the next time I buy Italian pants, I will definitely keep this in mind.
You could try gnawing on a liver treat instead?
Are you offering yours?
SPLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The diet one’s probably the that big black wax one from the Aussie Real Estate Ad Kitchen pic over on Failblog.
*LOL* Basara – I was just thinking the same thing!
In the same context, “Pink Lemonade” now sounds rather fishy…
It is actually a sensible soda though; just not one I’d expect to encounter in the US or Asia.
Well, just judging by the company it keeps, I probably wouldn’t visit Dr. Pepper’s office.
“cools light”? Beer that tastes like cigarettes? Ugh.
“Just for the taste of it…
DIET C**K!”
Do people all over the world call US beer “domestic”?
How do you know this wasn’t taken in the US?
No they don’t. There must be some other reason they call it domestic but I can’t quite put my finger on it.
You can if you want to.
They probably call it domestic because they put them through training and domesticated them.
Some places in the US (Such as Tucson, Arizona) have restaurants started by people who don’t speak much English…. Could be one of those places?
My grandmother actually ordered a “c*ck”back when we were in thailand
Well, did she get one? And how can you stand to put your grandmother and c*ck in the same sentence??? Ewwwww…
If it’s a diet c*ck, I don’t think I will even feel it going down.
But if it’s a Japanese diet c*ck, you’d better feel it going down, since it’s a sign of respect.
You better show some respect, or I’ll have to call the Vice Squid on you.
I love that they can spell Heineken, but Coke proves too difficult.
heh…good point!
I concure!
I’ll have a diet cock with the turkey cum sandwich, please.
(I hope spelling out cock passes the censors because it’s not an inherently “dirty” word.)
and probably right next to it is the vending machine with turkey and cum sandwiches
On semen bread, of course.
I concure!
Sorry, forgot to add great post! Can’t wait to see your next post!
Concure? Who do you cure with?
Diet cock – not as much fun, but not as bad for you.
I like my men like I like my soda. In a plastic cup.
WIN!
Diet Cock – now with half the fat!
Oh dear, if it’s only got half the fat, it’s of no use to anyone. Who had the little blue pills?
Diet Cock is the kind that won’t make you big and fat – same great taste without the sperm?!! XD
Hmmm, I think I’ll try the diet cock.
Thanks for sharing recipe of diet cock. But I don’t think that just the use diet cock can reduce weight.
XD That is the funniest thing I have ever seen on this site. XD
I’ve been here before. It’s a Korean BBQ restaurant in northern Arizona.
Did anyone notice the “cools light”? I’m assuming that should be “coors light”.
I suffered from stomach pain and burning mostly, couldn’t sleep well and just hated those extra pounds I couldn’t get rid of no matter what I did. Now I stumbled upon this system that is easy and it doesn’t require expensive medication or difficult exercises.