And it’s got a gun, so don’t try anything
The life is valuable, but the deep water is unmerciful
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As Engrish goes, this isn’t too bad. I’d like to have this sign next to my koi pond
Koi… or just shy?
According to the video footage from the bar last weekend…apparently neither
My fish (comets) are intimidating my new puppy. It’s hilarious to watch.
I’m watching Craig Ferguson intimidate a television camera from the receiving end. He jumped over his desk and everything. Also hilarious to watch.
As for the sign… you know, I have to think that as the one guy was making this sign, there’s another guy standing nearby going, “Lettem figgur it our fer demselves.”
The older I get, the more fun I get out of watching young animals (especially young humans) learn about the world. Puppies usually give at least as much fun as trouble. With an intelligent breed like a shepherd, you can expect heaps of both. I hope you can make time to train her well.
We’re off to formal obedience school as soon as she has recuperated from her desexing op yesterday. Currently, she is supposed to be having a “quiet” day recovering – most successful strategy so far today has been to give her the core from a pear I had for morning tea; she spent an hour trying to figure out what it was, tossing it about, licking it, carrying it around the room and staring intently at it, and tiring herself out so that she is now snoring gently.
hahahah… this is something that Will Ferrell would say
Shallow water can be unmerciful, too, especially when administered by a CIA agent while you’re strapped to a board.
True; water in general just doesn’t give a sh!t.
No neither does the stove,the microwave,a bench in the sun,my cat at 3:00
am ,and water!
LOL!
Agreed, a very poetic way to say “Beware of deep water, drowning risk” (possibly a swift current).
Since when were you in Swift Current Sask.?
I love this one!
I like this. As said above far more poetic than ‘keep out of the water’.
Life is perilous…but apparently not as dangerous as a shallow water undertoe.
Is that a pun or a spelling mistake?
This isn’t engrish, it’s a life lesson.
*lurks in the deep water, not finding it at all unmerciful; it’s quite comfy, actually*
No, no, ignore the sign! Come on in! The water is very friendly!
In contrast to its inhabitants…
How does one calculate the value of one’s life in icecream? Better to over-estimate.
Yellow water? With floaters? Friendly? Oh no, spooky!
You shouldn’t swim there, you’ll just be going through the motions.
Well, I suppose the Swiss roll could be described as floating in the custard, yes.
Shark-infested custard reference WIN!
i like custard….. its good…please don’t eat me!!!!!!!!!!
Poetry!
Water can be very unmerciful at any depth if you aren’t careful. You can drown in a mouthfull of water if you don’t swallow it right.
And anyone who hasn’t heard the “dihydrogen monoxide” joke should google it now…..
If that doesn’t work, try “oxygen dihydride”.
I always called it hydrogen hydroxide, since that was most relevant to its common chemical reactions.
Hey, that stuff will kill you. When will Government take steps to regulate its use in preparation of foodstuffs?
Not only that, but when heated to temperatures commonly used in food preparation, it can burn badly! Excessive quantities in the atmosphere can produce catastrophic flooding! When lowered to a mere 32 degrees Fahrenheit, it can coat surfaces in a terribly slick coating, causing power outages, automobile accidents, trees falling! Let us vow to remove this dangerous hydrogen hydroxide from our environment once and for all!!!
Nice comment on the board. By such time notice, we can restrict people.
This is a “win”! Not only is it a water warning, it’s a bit of a life philosophy!
Wow what a nice quote, i really like this pic. I will use this words somewhere because i really like this nice quote..
lol this is actually an accurate translation
LIKE NO WAY!!!!!!(SARCASM)i like custard
LMAO! This one is especially spectacular. I love that it’s completely accurate, but just sounds so silly! Whoever translated did so perfectly, but had no grasp of English colloquialisms.