Move on, nothing to see here.
Do not eat of drink here
No open flame
No smoking
No danger
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First, maybe? *pride swells?*
DING LAME.
The sign clearly says, NO FLAME!
Actually, it seems to insist on no flaming cricket bats, so I suspect a flaming lacrosse stick would be all right. And as for a flaming “Ding Lame,” is a flame a flame if the subject does not know he or she is being flamed? Does Bulbachu know the meaning of the phrase, or where it came from? My own specialty is sly insinuation of a flame to people in ways so subtle they may not realize that they are being burned. Alice, on the other hand, is fond of the more direct approach…
*Whew!*
Danger Not Permitted. If you are being dangerously dangerous, it will be deemed dangerous, and will be puppy slapped on the nose.
but waht if he could solve a mysterious mystery involving mysterious mystery suspect that are mysterious?
Then he could probably imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
Then he’d probably an intelligent elegant agent gently delegating an elegy to an indigent but diligent gent.
Oh, goody! This looks like the ideal place to try running with scissors.
Let’s have a race!!
My money is on Scissors to win!
Who knew the DSS had a gambling habit? Off to Gambler’s Anonymous you go! I’m sure some of you will enjoy the absence.
….. or we could just play the CD….
Weird Al for the win!
Forgot to change my name back…
No making dangerous self destruction videos for YouTube or attempting to win a Darwin Award.
This must be posted near Rodney’s Field
In other words, don’t do a god damn thing.
Can I still make fun of your friends?
It says danger is not allowed. But isn’t it dangerous not to have any drink or food. You can die of starvation or dehydration.
What’s up with the pedo bear in a non pedo situation?
And why is pedo bear wearing a panda costume.
He just shaved his face, as you can see.
That’s not Pedo Bear. It’s Points-Out-the-Joke Panda.
He is the Engrish-for-dummys bear.
Don’t get the joke in the picture. The panda will point it out for you.
I see that the flaming cricket bat has returned. I also see that no smoking is permitted either, but do you think they would mind if I was smorking?
It doesn’t say so you cant smork and tout as much as you want and they wont care : p
“Can’t I have just a little bit of peril?”
“No, it’s too perilous”.
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“I bet you’re gay…”
“And here at the Castle Anthrax, we only have one punishment. You must tie her down and give her a good spanking!”
Just re-watched that movie the other night. Monty Python FTW. But it made me remember why my folks always talked over that whole sequence.
Hallelujah!
Tittering bear makes a triumphant return!
Yaaaaaay!!!!!
Apparently, today was finally finished and given to the kidnappers for the return of Panda. Unless today comes back tomorrow…
Well, today under construction hasn’t returned, so I guess it WAS the ransom for Panda.
Let’s give them back the panda and get back our today.
Couldn’t we just give them This Site Is Getting Worse and Worse instead? We could throw in six trolls to be named later.
With six, you get egg troll.
Um, could I get curry egg horse shoe crap with pineapple instead?
Yes you can, its on the post next door. Just watch out for a halfmadgenious who will have a snooty attitude and will tell you that they don’t have that at that restaurant event though it’s clearly printed on the menu.
Whew! Thank goodness there’s no danger here!
Panda, where were you when I really needed you.
I won’t ask why you felt such a strong need for a panda.
I showed this to a Japanese woman I know who can read kanji, and she said it says to not bring dangerous things. I’ll have to leave my claws at home…
Leave them with your flaming cricket bats.
Meowth, please tell this to Droll not Troll. He’s already running around with scissors in his hand.
That’s nothing! I’ve been making funny faces, which we all know runs the risk of having my face stay that way forever. In fact, I think that’s already on my Permanent Record. I don’t expect much from Santa this year.
I don’t want to alarm you, but for as long as I met you, your face has had that frown. I am afraid your face already stayed that way.
Don’t let the icon fool you! As I’ve said, my actual face tends to remain in a slightly wry grin, although when I’m fooling around with this site, it has many wider grins and flat-out laughter, with an occasional wrinkled nose at a particularly bad pun, although I enjoy even bad puns sometimes.
Hey, if Weird Al can do it, it isn’t really that dangerous.
So I don’t get to visit there then?
As long as you leave your dangerous things at home, you can. I can’t actually leave my claws at home, but I can cap them…
But you’re no fun without your claws.
Aww… I’m sorry. I’ll take the caps off, then!
Do you believe insanity claws?
Insanity claws have never spoken the truth! Why should I believe a bunch of liars like them?
No danger so at least it’s safe
As noted above the Japanese part says not to bring in dangerous goods.
This is obviously a thinly disguised attempt to destroy the ignorant gaijin infestation. Those who can’t read kanji will think there is no danger while other illiterate gaijin won’t realize dangerous goods are banned and hopefully the incautious gaijins will bump into the nitro carrying gaijins and we’ll be rid of some foreign devils.
So there IS danger!! Is a TRAP!!!
I am not worried. I belong to the literate gaijin and carry my nitrogen tank with me at all times.
In this case, “nitro” is likely to be referring to nitromethane, an extremely explosive racing fuel, or nitroglycerin, which I presume you have heard of. But if it makes you feel better to carry a tank of nitrogen–perhaps to inflate the tires of your racing car for extra speed, as is sometimes done–go for it!
Huh. Guess nobody’s playing cricket then. thankfully, croquet hasn’t been banned yet. Mallet, anyone?
That’s from Himeji Castle in Japan. I’ve got a pic of the same sign somewhere i think.