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thats hat happens when you smork
i mean what
What, you don’t have a smoking hat?
Hey maybe they are referring to animal fur. It’s a second-hand store where the clothes are used and dead.
Ok, I realize this isn’t funny, because it actually makes sense.
go $#@% yourself no it isnt funny because this is engrish
I know this is Engrish.
I was referring to my posting, saying it wasn’t funny.
But Ding Lame to you too.
I think they sell remaindered goods, don’t they?
Does anybody know what happened to “Today is under Construction”? It’s gone.
Oh I get it. That was yesterday and they finished it.
Items occasionally disappear here, although to the best of my recollection they always return, sooner or later. So it works kind of like Dreadful Pun Hell.
hey… just how i like my prostitutes.
I’ve heard of “rode hard and put up wet,” but not DEAD!!
On Friday afternoon, this sign would be perfectly appropriate for me to wear! The work week has that effect on me…
It affects me similarly; the effect is horrendous.
So, what John is saying is that now
USED AND DEAD will replace TGIF
It probably has something to do with age. When I was 26, on Monday if people asked me how my weekend was, I might say, “It was awful. I didn’t do a thing, just stayed home.” Today, if people ask me how my weekend was, I’ll say, “It was great! I didn’t do a thing, just stayed home.”
Replacement parts from recent cadavers at Mort(uary)’s Pick ‘N Pull.
I like to return this one; it’s still kicking!
Don’t worry about that. After death some body parts still have reflexes.
shut up
I don’t want to go on the cart…
Don’t be such a baby. You’ll be stone dead in a moment.
*klonk*
We seem to have to resort to autocloking these days…
That wasn’t a DPH clonk, that was a “I’m not dead yet” klonk.
I reread the script. The person saying “I don’t want to go on the cart” gets klonked after the person with the cart looks both ways and checks for no observers.
no really, what
What’s on second.
Well, it was coughin’ up blood last night…
I’m not dead yet. Really, I’m fine.
There is always room for a well-placed Monty Python reference.
Here, it seems there’s always room for a Monty Python reference, well-placed or not!
So this is where necrophiliacs do their trading!
It’s their equivalent of their “blow-up-dolls”
Super Number 1 store for Necrofiriacs
Is this the shopfront for the Brains Brains Brains Brains factory staffed by zombies? Where zombies can shop. Or maybe it’s a cafe.
“What’s on the lunch menu?”
“Well, we’ve got brains and eggs, brains and tomato and eggs, brains brains baked beans and brains, brains brains brains sausage eggs and brains, or brains tomato brains brains sausage and brains”.
But I don’t want any brains.
Hush, dear, don’t make a fuss. I’ll have your brains. I love ‘em! I’m having brains, brains, brains, brains, brains, brains, brains, brains, brains, baked beans, brains, brains, brains and brains!
Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Well, can I have brains instead?
♫♫–I could while away the hours, conferrin’ with the flowers
Consultin’ with the rain.
And my head I’d be scratchin’ while
my thoughts were busy hatchin’…♫♫
The song refers to brains inside one’s head, not those busy being digested!
i think they’ve got brains a the pub! we should go there…
Take it from an old drunk, going to the pub does nothing positive for anyone’s brains.
But perhaps you should visit the Capitol instead, and pick up some of those special large letters they have there!
Hush, dear, don’t make a fuss. I’ll have your brains. I love ‘em! I’m having brains, brains, brains, brains, brains, brains, brains, brains, brains, baked beans, brains, brains, brains and brains!
OH! You’re my new favorite blogger fyi
Security, we have a stalker. He even named himself as his favorite blogger.
Sir, please remain 100 yards away.
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Perhaps you made your icon too attractive. You seem to be attracting troll-stalkers.
You are hired. You can be my bodyguard who gets rid of trolls. I seem to remember that you are good at replying to them, by writing big long paragraphs of seriousness.
Plus that frown on your face goes well with the job.
Michael Jackson?
yes , him sadly his memory will live on I still get nightmares about him
While you’re on the way to the Capitol, you should also stop at the Punctuation Store! You seem to be running a bit low…
And the proper spacing depot.
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Oho, I get it… It’s a second-hand battery store….
I could do with a translation… except apart from that dark-colored blotch that might be a Chinese word, there’s nothing to translate. The Used and The Dead would make a great title for a book or movie, or Used and Dead a good band name. Almost religious language: God judging the Used and the Dead?