I’d never seen a salmon with a cold sore
Pocheo salmon with a soft souffle “Puff” Skino -Pure of Lemon and a Emulsion with Herpes
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Yves-François Blanchet is a politician in the Canadian province of Quebec, who was elected to represent the riding of Drummond in the National Assembly of Quebec in the 2008 provincial election. He is a member of the Parti Québécois.
Blanchet is a graduate from the Université de Montréal where he obtained a bachelor’s degree in history and anthropology in 1987. He later worked as a teacher and was a founder of an artist, disc and concert management firm, YFB Inc. while being the president of the ADISQ from 2003 to 2006. He was named the local business personality of the year by the Drummondville Chamber of Commerce, while he and associated artists received 10 Félix Awards.
Politically, he was a member of the Youth National Committee of the Parti Québécois in 1988 as well as a regional director of the PQ.
Blanchet defeated the ADQ’s Sébastien Schneeberger in the 2008 election.
So someone had sex with a fish, gave the fish an std, they cooked the fish, now you eat it.. also, emulsion = fish poo
DO NOT WANT!!
I never really have understood the whole notion of food “presentation,” but why would anyone want to make food look like two miniature Chuckie dolls had just hacked each other to pieces?
Maybe it picked it up at the porn bakerry. :/*
Ummm…… I’m gonna have to Super Size this meal.
Can I get some fries with that?
This is Engrish. We try keep fries away.
You could get flies if you like though.
ummmmmm this is engrish, right? ummm fyi…..it’s I’ve, not I’d meaning I have, not I would…:P
Perhaps they meant “I had”. As in: “I had never seen a salmon with a cold sore”. It’s past tense. But you might be new to the English language, given your horrendous grammar, punctuation and spacing.
Or it’s I’d, meaning I had never seen..
Oh darn, now I wish I could delete my comment.
Naw, it just means great minds think alike
Monsters from the id.
I love Mose Allison …
I love “Forbidden Planet”, the origin of the phrase.
I know the movie. Not a fave. But, it made me think of the classic song by Mose Allison, Monsters of the id.
The movie was a fave of mine when I was just a id.
I keep seeing stuff like this. What is it that keeps getting translated as “herpes” in Asia?
Herbs.
Ohhh, I finally got it… rofl, thanks.
I once gave a girl a nice emulsion
Via an enema?
Ok that’s gross. Give her a laxative instead.
I hear that curry egg horse shoe crap with pineapple is a fine natural remedy for constipation.
I don’t think it’s the remedy for constipation. It’s more like the result of when constipation has been cured.
Probably serves both functions.
its painapple!
Puff is fine, but I’m not eating anything with “a emulsion.” Or “an emulsion,” for that matter.
Have you ever eaten mayonnaise or salad dressing? Then you’ve had an emulsion.
If you get herpes from a salmon, you have a right to get emulsional about it.
well sad’s helpful to know.
stop saying herpes….
Her peas, her peas, I’m tired of hearing about her peas, already. It’s enough to send me into emulsions.
If she doesn’t want any, can I have some of her peas?
Only if you’ve been good, because God said there’s no peas for the wicked.
Ok, visualize whirled peas… somebody had to say it!
All we are saying is,
Give peas a chance!
Say yes to whirled peas….stop the violins.
But, aren’t the people who misbehave the ones to get her peas?
That’s why we’re always banging on about Taking Precautions, and practising Safe Dining, so that you can avoid getting her peas.
Are her peas bad?
Ok, we should probably stop saying that word for her peace of mind.
Which piece of her mind should we stop saying that for?
For her peace of mind that is getting freaked out about it.
As I once said before here, there’s snow peas for the wicked!
You did? I don’t remember that. I remember that I said it.
It doesn’t have to be a cold sore – perhaps salmon had genital herpes. Silly salmon did not practise safe secks, and look what happened to salmon. Let that be a lesson to all young fry who would behave lewdly without taking precautions.
I am just trying to imagine how tiny the little condoms for the salmon would have to be. Also, how will the salmon put it on since it has no hands.
That’s it, the best protection a salmon can have is abstinence.
Abstinence wouldn’t work well for Scandinavian salmon. They can be lax.
you are excused a clonk for dreadful punning only because gravlax is one of Dreadful Pun Hell fairy’s all-time favourite foodstuffs.
The well-endowed salmon, however, can get their condoms at the Hung Manshop.
Young salmon of breeding age, remember: just say roe.
That will only egg them on.
I wonder if that’s available with whore dust.
no, but it comes with painapple and liquified mike!delicious!
Well, I heard she does the cook.
i do! with wierd sauce!
Herpes? I’ll take two.
Sure! Why bother with herpes simplex when you can have herpes duplex?
Stop saying herpes!!!!!1
Her pees, her pees, I’m so tired of changing her d@mn diaper. It’s enough to send me into evulsions.
Or into emulsions, even.
Or into convolutions, even! You never know…
Rook at arr that juice
I wonder if the salmon got the herpes from the turkey…
That’s what happens when you reuse the cutting board, you get food contamination.
Sal Manella ain’t got nothing on this!
Kanye West made out with that fish.
Because he likes fish sticks.