I have a few toys which provide that. They require batteries.

Spider-Man 3
Special for you of children design it will give you infinite pleasure!
Submitted by: Geoff Walker via Engrish Funny Submissions
Found in a Souk in Bahrain. It was a Spiderman mask with some fake throwing knives.
See Jane use PVC. Oh, Jane, oh!
Quote from the famous author JohnB.
i always web way too early :/
You have my sympathy. Flies just aren’t the same after premature encapsulation.
I imagine that webbing is like knitting, and this takes a long time. So, it’s good that you are waking up early to get a head start.
Bahrain is always good for stuff like this. you should see their dvd’s…
Wondering! Whether it is a toy or some pleasure stuff and how can it be good for children???? Also we cannot judge the particular stuff by slogan….
If you look at the small text under the picture it will tell you that this is a Spiderman mask and some fake knives.
Maybe if it’s adult fun pleasure stuff, it will get you in the mood, and it might be good for making children.
this one’s even worse
http://99sense.blogspot.com/2009/05/china-is-amazing.html
they want you to join them O_o
Children’s toy by day, Parent’s toy by night.
That gave me the heebies. I hope they wash it after the kids handle it and then again after the parents do. I’m just sayin’…
Designed by children for my infinite pleasure?? I don’t even want to go there.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought of MJ when first reading this one…
How do I shot web?
Are there a lot of little pleasures or one huge one in an infinite pleasure?
That depends whether you are a man or a woman. Women can have multiple.
Men can have multiple. It is a hormone and physical health issue with men.
Any man can have multiple! It just depends on how many years you’ve got.
And if you’ve got fifteen to life, you’ll DEFINITELY be having multiple…
And if you’re kinky enough you can ask to be handcuffed. I am sure that in jail this can easily be arranged.
I think the brutes who hold on to you as they pass you around make handcuffs unnecessary.
reminds me of those harry potter vibrating brooms
true. electricity is very fun to harness.
And harnesses are very fun to electrify.
That’s funny, because Spiderman-3 gave me infinite torture.
youre right it was HORRIBLE
I don’t think children are rest for this. It would be more appropriate to start them off with finite pleasure.
the stuff that comes out the front end of it isn’t spider silk : P
Indeed…symbiotes give pleasure…so this is no Engrish! ^w^
my spidey senses are tingling~