Not exactly the crème de la crème
Poo de Poo
Submitted by: guildenstern_43 via Engrish Funny Submissions
A restaurant in Yamaguchi, Japan.
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Ding lame!
Poo in, poo out.
I always wanted to do that. But really, what sophysticated and classy meaning those folks were hoping ‘poo’ could have?
Whatever it was, you stepped right in it without hesitation!
“Peu de Peu”, maybe?
Sounds like a, ahem, gentlemen’s club.
Oooohhh La La!!!
Well they clearly named it this because it sounds more sophisticated than sh*t.
That place must be absolutely crêpe.
You dung wanna know. Or maybe you’re just being too fecal.
Wonder if we could just eliminate this kind of joke, before the whole place goes to pot.
You could toilet a job like that all day but all your effort would go to waste.
I think I’d be quite good at it.
But your effort would go to waist.
Thank you for staying at Poo de Poo, please fill out our survey.
*How were the stools?
*How did the poo poo platter taste?
*Were you flushed with emotions?
*On a scale of 1 to 2, what number would you give it?
*Did you have to take crap from any of our employees? If so, which one.
*Did you enjoy the reading digest?
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No chairs at this place. All the customers sit on stools.
I bet those are brown stools.
Harsh brown stools.
Well, yes, the regular customers do.
And the irregular customers don’t sit at all and refuse to have a stool.
They don’t refuse. They just wish they could!
Toadstools?
All the food here has been passed by the management…
And you can order the poo poo plater.
Number 2 on my list of places to go.
I think that’s number 2 on everyone’s list.
Working here is not just a job. It’s a doodie.
Putting “de” in the middle really adds sophistication.
I’m surprised it’s not “Le Poo de Poo.”
So Winnie’s overlooked little brother left the Hundred Acre Wood and started his own restaurant. It only lasted six months before it went down the toilet.
I know that when I cook a great meal, my dog will raid the garbage and I have several days of Poo de Poo de Poo(dle).
creme de la crap
That restaurant is a flop.
oh poop
Waiter, I ordered the robster, not the crap!
Try the crap-cakes! I bet you’ve never had anything like them!
Actually, I rather like this place – they do a fine salmon with herpes.
Stop saying herpes!!!!but their cancer ragout is quite good ,i wonder
if they use whore-dust…waiter!mike all round please!put it on bluejade’s tab!
Well if bluejade is paying, I will have the horse shoe crap with pineapple. Since this is Poo de Poo, I be the horse shoe comes with extra crap.
With prices like these, it better come with a whole frickin’ horse!
Ah, people… I lost everything shooting craps…
Crap. I was so looking forward to my meal.
Jim felt so flushed after visiting the Night Club on his holiday.
The cream floats to the top…. well … and sometimes poo…
Close, but no cheroot. If they really wanted to achieve real Gallic snottiness it should’ve been “Merde de la merde.”