Well, famous in a National Enquirer kind of way
famous
i am selected in a goblin coordinate
it is the
first I
slight
and..
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!! You are the 1,459,539th person to be selected in a goblin coordinate!!!!!!!!! Click here to claim your prize!!!!!!!! This is not a joke – it is the first you slight!!!!!!!!!!!
WARNING COMPUTER MAY BE INFECTED ANTIVIRUS 2010 WILL NOW SCAN FOR VIRUSES !!!
Ugh! I hate that one! Luckily, those new fake AV programs are very easy to remove, since they don’t load immediately.
or if it does infect it, you could always take a grenade to your hard drive.
Malwarebytes is your friend.
The Force Quit command is my friend! My Mac hasn’t been infected, but one of those %$#@ AV scanners managed to lock up Safari a few times.
I think it would find a Mac harder to infect with an EXE…
Oh, it’s an .EXE, is it? I get those flung at my Mac sometimes. They get as far as my Downloads folder.
I scanned one of those .EXE files with clamXav, but it reported no virus. I’m not sure if clamXav is so Mac-specific that it’s not programmed to find Windows viruses. Does anyone know?
Most AV programs don’t catch those ones for some reason. Malware Bytes does, though. I guess the virus writers are getting very crafty.
Is this a case where the picture itself breaks the ordinal rule? Do we then need a cap made up with some long winded random wiki entry to punish it?
No, because it didn’t just post the F word and nothing else. It actually had something useful, if nonsensical, to say about the picture. If we could get a picture of the rest of that sentence, perhaps it would also be funny.
I have figured out how to generate something suitable I think; take a 140pedia entry, and feed it through Babelfish 4 or 5 times.
I see. In that case, we have to keep an eye out for the hat with just the F-word on it.
It would likely be on the head of a troll.
Yes. Go get one printed with the entry for “Peyronie’s disease.” Then photograph yourself in it. Then see if you can get it posted here.
Your ordinal post picture (?) is not as straight as you might imagine.
Well, your straight (?) is not as lovely as YOU imagine! I’ve got a flush.
Great. Now all my (?) will go down the toilet…
But not straight down.
Maybe not as straight as you imagine!
Don’t call me Ima Gene.
I’ll call you late for dinner if you don’t hurry up!
You can call me anything you like, as long as you don’t call me late for dinner!
Okay, Anything You Like. Just come and eat your Iraqi Government.
Oooh, look, someone has sent me some ?s.
In case someone flushes some Spanish food, here’s a starter: ¿ ¿ ¿
Your lovely (¿) is not as right side up as you imagine.
If you have a flush, I shall be waiting for you!
Keep away from my 2-of-a-kind when I’m seated!
Just don’t tell me what you’ve got in the hole.
The goblins approve..
Dammit, I was trying to find the elves.
You have the wrong coordinate.
The elves are dead. You will only find elves impersonators in shiny jump suits doing off key rockabilly.
Not true! Ask Those Who Hunt Elves!
Did you elver hunt one yourself?
I’m actually from a different Anime entirely, so no.
How is Annie May these days?
Good.
Doing better than Fannie Mae, I hope.
I’ve never been to that con, so I wouldn’t know.
If anybody would take out Sallie Mae, I would be infinitely grateful.
You are definitely not famous if you need a cap that says famous.
Possibly, but how many people can say they’re famous for being selected in a goblin coordinate? I’d wager YOU can’t.
(Link) Found another image of the same hat (in different colors, bright yellow and green) – you can see more of the text, on the brim but still not quite all of it. Looks like “It is the first I a… slightly… and to be simple.”
Tried to do a couple more searches but Google isn’t cooperating right now.
What about Bing?
Bing is Microsoft, so nobody will want to use it. It wouldn’t be very likely to be useful.
Did you ever Bing Crosby?
No.
Goblin coordinate sets must be hard to find! Not too many color combos work well against a ghostly white.
Goblins just don’t have any taste, do they?
I bet they taste like chicken!
Like a Lexus.
or Mexican chicken
If they don’t have any taste, then why are they bothering with coordinate sets?
So they can find themselves on the X and Y Axis?
The goblins did not side with the Axis Powers, but with the Allied Forces. That was the deciding factor in the war, in fact.
What about the gremlins?
The Gremlins fell under the spell of an evil Nazi and set out to conquer the world. However, in the end, Gremliny was defeated.
That’s good, then.
This seems more like Weekly World News, may they rest in peace.
David Bowie?
What?