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  1. laconejita says:

    I am femail. Some of you are mail and others of you are junk mail.

    • Meowth says:

      Don’t forget the E-Mail!

      • paws4thot says:

        You know what they say, the e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail!

      • laconejita says:

        This could also be F e-mail. And is probably what they call it when you receive those nasty emails.

        • paws4thot says:

          The ones from “bored Russian girls”? I can see why you’d find those even less desirable than I do!

          • laconejita says:

            Yes, I am sorry to disapoint some of you, but I am not into girls. And definitely not into naked girls.

            • ShadowSplicer says:

              “I hate you laconejita”

            • ShadowSplicer says:

              where does the name come from anyways? is it like lasagna?

              • Meowth says:

                Apparently, she is a Spanish rabbit.

                • ShadowSplicer says:

                  or spanish rice? mmmmmm… you taste good! *drools*

                • laconejita says:

                  A Spanish rabbit would be from Spain. I was born in Mexico.

                  • Meowth says:

                    Okay, Mexican rabbit girl. Do you eat a lot of carrots?

                    • ShadowSplicer says:

                      stop making me hungry! *stomach growls*

                      • ShadowSplicer says:

                        *eats laconejita’s face*

                        • laconejita says:

                          Why would you eat my face. Everyone else would go after my body.

                        • laconejita says:

                          I meant to have a question mark after the first sentence.

                          Why would you eat my face?

                          I have to correct myself, because otherwise JohnB or Anna Rexia will point out my mistakes.

                        • ShadowSplicer says:

                          ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! even betttter…thanx for the suggest!

                        • JohnB says:

                          Hey, I correct everybody from time to time. If I seem to do it more to you, that just means I actually find your posts valuable enough to read carefully, and/or because you’re fun to play with. Actually, in this case I wouldn’t have corrected you, since your question might have been rhetorical, and it’s OK to put a period after a purely rhetorical question. I don’t think you really wanted to know ShadowSplicer’s answer. I’m beginning to think I don’t, either.

                        • Meowth says:

                          I’d be happy not having ever known ShadowSplicer existed. You see one troll, you’ve seen them all.

                        • JohnB says:

                          Unless they’re obvious trolls, I try to give them a chance before I make up my mind.

                        • Meowth says:

                          Oh, I gave it a chance. Not only does it quote other trolls, it also shouted the S word at the top of the next funny! Somebody should get all ordinal on that one over there… Where is Paws?

                        • laconejita says:

                          John,

                          So if I get corrected frequently by you, I shouldn’t feel persecuted, but instead feel lucky that you read my post and check for mistakes. Ohh that makes sense. Thanks.

                          I already have a troll that follows me around, but it’s weird to have someone, I am not familiar with, all of the sudden try to eat me. I haven’t even gotten to that point with you guys that I see as friends. (except for that awkward situation I had with Meowth, where I had to tell him to cut it out.)

                          JohnB, one more final thought. You have to give me some credit. English is my second language. I can speak and write English well. When other native speakers speak and write good.

                        • blueJade says:

                          You use the language well, much better than most native speakers. Having more than one language is fantastic!

                        • JohnB says:

                          Yes, since you had previously identified yourself as Mexican, I had suspected English might not be your first language. And given that, your proficiency is amazing. I deal daily with educated, native-speaking professionals who do not write English as well as you. (And, I might note, some of them are not as much fun to play with as you are, either!) I told you when you first got here I hoped you’d stick around, since you got me good with that zinger about trading in my brain in the “cash for clunkers” program. That one still makes me smile! I love a clever, sharp retort, even if I’m the one who feels the sting.

                        • paws4thot says:

                          laconejita, I wouldn;t eat your face or body, but the main reason for that is that you’re married to some lucky bar steward who isn’t me! :(

                          And, as others, your English is better than that of many native speakers I know (both spelling and grammar).

                        • Meowth says:

                          It is a sad day for this country when ESL people are more fluent in the language than most of the native speakers. Don’t they teach English in school anymore?

                        • blueJade says:

                          Don’t get me started. I volunteered in my kids school until she got in middle school. It isn’t the teachers or lack of money, it is the control aspect. The pretty library is a lie. Nothing in it is a challenge to the students; and that’s the way they like it, because a student who looks for intellectual challenge is just as much trouble to the system as a delinquent.

                        • Meowth says:

                          Schools must have gone downhill since I got out… Is there cake in the library?

                        • JohnB says:

                          It is partly an issue of money. I love teaching myself (that probably comes as no surprise) and would be doing it if I could make anywhere near the money I make as a clinician. I used to teach developmental psychology to education majors, and most classes included about five gifted teachers, and 25 other people who washed out of something else. I thnk the whole educational system needs to be completely redone from kindergarten to graduate school.

                        • laconejita says:

                          Thank you all for your support.

                          I am pretty comfortable in both languages. I actually work for a translation/interpreting company here in Denver. Because I know both languages well, I make sure that none of our clients end up with Engrish translations.

                        • Meowth says:

                          John, you like to teach yourself? How much have you learned from your teaching?

                        • JohnB says:

                          You’d be amazed.

                        • Meowth says:

                          Did you learn anything you didn’t know before?

                        • JohnB says:

                          Always.

        • Meowth says:

          You mean the money scam ones?

    • dr handle says:

      Is anyone here registered mail? Check for the microchip, or possibly a tattoo, that should be a dead giveaway.

  2. PoodleGroomer says:

    Open it. Stuff it. Lick it. Stamp it. Stick it. Seal it. Finish it. Kiss it. Send it on its way.

  3. Rhianimator says:

    If it has junk, it’s junk mail.

  4. Mermaidman says:

    Gender Equality has reached it’s peak.


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