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To fail…That is not an “R” =)
ding lame!
I wonder if this is in the foreign babes bathroom Oo
Comin’ through! *ominous zipping sound* Not flash eh?
Looks like the urinal doesn’t ‘flash’ either… ew.
LMAO. That’s my thought….
ick.
That’s why they don’t want you to flash too close. The light reflects off the yellow fragrance blocks, and makes the urinal look disgusting.
Wonder how far away you have to be to flash.
Stand back far enough that the flash doesn’t trip the auto-flush and suck your lovely past the trap.
I might need a telephoto lens… 8^]>
Maybe they meant to tell people:
“Sorry, close your coat. Cannot flash people in the bathroom”
Or shorter
“No flashers”
it probably means no flashing clothes,aawwww i can’t wear my hannah-
montana outfit!
Let me give you some advice.
Just don’t wear Hanna Montana outfits anywhere.
I know this must sound harsh, but it’s for your own good.
Wait. Unless you are 12 years old. If so, carry on.
In my house, the Queen of Sarcasm is 10, but she has “hated” Hannah Montana for a week now. I guess she really is SO last week!
I hate hanna montanna too, she’s creepy…and i was making a joke …
Shame on you, making a joke here on Engrish Funny! The rest of us are trying to have serious philosophical discussions, and you jokesters just have to keep sticking your noses in, don’t you?
Yay! 9th!
Now don’t leave me dangling!
Just limp away….
But I’m standing erect! And I won’t soften my stance!
Wait a minute. I’m starting to feel a bit flaccid.
DOnt get cocky…
Lawlin, I hardly recognized you with your new face.
Oh sorry did I interupt your conversation. I believe you guys were talking about penne, carry on.
You callin’ me a schmuck?
Yer just a big weenie…
I’m glad I’m not a member of this discussion.
You are probably glad you are not part of this thread either.
Yes, but I’ve noticed you’re still hanging around.
Men often do.
In an emergency, you may need to pull the cock – handle.
Some people’s lives are full of emergency situations.
In that case you need a diet cock.
it’s not even engrish, it’s doctored. they added can and a loop at the top of the letter u in flush to mess with it. they did forget a letter d at the end of close.
it read, sorry close not flush.
Right! And “Sorry close not flush” is obviously much better english, then “sorry close can not flush” right?
=)
The “can” makes it better english, doesn’t it? So it is engrish!
than. not then.
Yes, doctoring a photograph of a sign on a toilet to change it from poor English to different poor English is an easy path to riches and fame, and is SO much easier than writing a sign with poor English, taping that up, and then taking a picture of it. In fact, that urinal was probably added via the photoshop sub-program, “add bathroom fixtures,” which everyone knows comes with an “include yellow liquid” option. This is obviously just a picture of a piece of wood with all the other stuff added in via doctoring of the photo. Mr. Dunno Source has now conned us all yet again! When, oh when, will we stop falling for all these professional con artists? And when will we stop paying these huge membership fees to subscribe to Engrish Funny, funds that obviously end up in the hands of slick cons like Mr. Source? And besides, it’s not really Engrish anyway, since the statement makes perfect sense: Close cannot flash, now can it? Have you ever made your camera flash go off by just getting close to something?? I thought not!!! This site is getting worse and worse, and even worser, all the time. I can’t believe you idiots waste your time looking at these stupid things, let alone writing posts trying to be funny. I’m going to tweet to all my friends right now to boycott this stupid site. And from now on I won’t even bother to look at the picture before I start screaming photoshop, since I know that if it is up here it must be phony, not to mention stupid and lame, and anyone who falls for it has the intellect of a gnat.
AAAAMEN
It was time that somebody said something. We are all paying the high price and for what? Horse shoe crap? Which we happen to enjoy by the way.
We take time off from our work and family to write something here and for what? To find that we are not getting good quality Engrish. Does Engrish really exist or is it something they are having us believe by composing some photoshop picture to post here?
I’m sorry, but it’s just not horse shoe crap without the pineapple.
Yes, but when I was writting I wanted to emphasize the word crap. If I added the pineapple it would have made it sound sweet.
Don’t worry, it sounds nasty with or without the painapple.
That is because you forgot the curry egg!
Curry Egg Horse Shoe Crap with Pineapple.
I hope this makes you happy that I wrote the complete name.
Although some people might prefer it with painapple.
Which will then result in some harsh browns. So I would advice against it.
Don’t forget to sprinkle whore dust on the harsh browns and get a poo poo platter from poo de poo and an assortment from the porn bakery.
Don’t forget to get an extra R at the Porn Bakerry!
You get one if you buy a baker’s dozen.
What do I need fourteen Rs for?
If you’re going to the Porn Bakerry, it doesn’t hurt to have a little extra.
Especially if it cannot flash…
Also, get a side of Steve!
I think somebody added the ‘can’ to the ‘not’, but the the a in ‘flash’ looks original and undoctored to me.
I disagree, there is clearly an o written over tthe u in flush to make it flash. plus, the T looks added, it likely read:
‘Sorry close no flush’
which means that it was Engrish, but not that funny.
I still don’t think so, the line doesn’t look written over in the ‘a’, and why am I even wasting a beautiful day out discussing this? Sheesh.
I agree with you- on both counts.
We had two Counts here? If they were Finnish, I could ask, Viscounts?
i love the little symbols they give you, how can pick mine??
If I am not mistaken, what you are asking is, “I love your avatars, how can I pick mine?” and judging from the sound of your voice, I can see you were also thinking “I hate mine”.
Go to Gravatar.com
They don’t give you options for you to pick one, but they do give you the option of uploading your own image.
I understand how you must feel with that face they gave you. I used to have a troll face until someone shared the secret with me. And now I am passing it forward.
Well thank you =)
And you used one of those “turn yourself into an Anime character” sites to create yours for upload?
No. Mine is called ” cartoon avatar girl”. It’s from Istock. You can use them for free, but they will have the word Istock on them. If you purchase it the words go away. I didn’t buy mine and the words are not really noticible.
I did pick something that I thought looks like me. So I didn’t turn myself into a cartoon, but it’s pretty close. Except my head is not shaped like a balloon.
I already knew you weren’t an airhead.
I’d looked more at the very large eyes than anything else.
Yes, I forgot to mention something about those. I don’t really have huge alien eyes either.
She is most definitely not drawn in any Anime style. Her avatar is more of an American or French cartoon style.
60’s feel.
Yeah, very “That Girl.”
I was thinking more of “This girl.”
“This Boy” wants her back again.
Tell him he can’t have her back without getting her front as well.
Sorry, he’s got a problem with partialism.
He should really learn to be impartial.
Totally.
You’re looking a little green today. Must not be easy.
I really hope you guys are still not talking about me.
No, this girl.
We’re not. In fact, we really have no idea WHAT we’re talking about!
No, what’s on second.
I second that emotion.
What’s love got to do with it?
It adds a second hand in motion.
Hour we going to deal with that?
But if I don’t flash, how do I go to the toilet? ):
Close(stool?) cannot flash. But it may explode without warning.
That would be lovely (?).
(!)
It says, “cannot flash”!!!!
That is why you need a little extra.
Be sure to center it. It isn’t as straight as you might imagine.