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Giant’s Glasses. Toy Only! Daring! Don’t fear of my eyes.
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Oo… Daring! I rove you! Rook into my eyes!
Maybe you can hypnotize someone with them! So thats how you get really fresh Steve and Dave!
Toy only! Do not use seriously!
or seriously, don’t use them?
Why so serious?
Shhh! I’m being daring!
I I I fear your eyes!! *gasp*
If my eyes frighten you, don’t you DARE take a look at my nose!
You don’t appear to have a nose, John.
WARNING: Avatar may not reflect actual appearance of poster. In real life, my nose has its own zip code.
mine has its own country.
What zip code is it? I might want to send it a letter sometime.
Don’t be so nosy.
well then, don’t be so yellow and frowny!
This better?
Now you are too pointy…
How about this one?
Why so blue?
why the round face?
I was born with this face!
don’t you mean drawn? you are a cartoon.
I am an Anime character, thank you very much! I will not be associated with a lowly cartoon!
sorry, japanese kitty kat.
I forgive you.
Ah, but I stole your name! Ha ha ha ha ha!
That was meant to be a little lower…
Wait. If you say avatar doesn’t reflect the appearance of the poster, then are you saying Meowth isn’t really a cat? I’ve been fooled all along.
he’s a troll in disguise!
Fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me twice… you can’t get fooled again.
George Bush? Is that you?
My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific. —George W. Bush, Tokyo, Feb. 18, 2002
Dude! You stole my face!!! Give it back!!!!!
Thank you. Now I feel like my old self again.
I hope you leave here and walk out and say, ‘What did he say?’ –George W. Bush, Beaverton, Oregon, Aug. 13, 2004
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
That’s one of my favorite Bushisms. I rank it up with, “Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?” –George W. Bush, Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000; and “My mom often used to say, ‘The trouble with W’ — although she didn’t put that to words.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Apr. 3, 2002. But I also really like the one I posted above, where he apparently forgot about that minor moment of difficulty in the “alliance,” the one that we usually call “World War II.”
Make the pie higher!
no, I STOLE YOUR FACE!! ZOMG!
So I heard. So now are we going to do Face-Off II?
Ah, but I stole your name! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Here is where I meant to put that…
We can ALL be ShadowSplicer! On second thought, let’s not!!!
And who knows which is which, and who is who?
And you have a pink avatar for that comment! How fitting!
I tried hard to be Floyd also, but that’s more of a challenge.
Yes, well it was the thought that counted.
But I have too many thoughts to count.
A rough estimate will be accepted.
Not in my estimation.
Than smooth it out first.
*Then* smooth it out first…
No, I really do look like this.
And is that actual size?
It is a scale model. I’m a bit bigger than that.
if your head was any bigger, it would need its own room!
I wouldn’t see a problem with that. If John’s nose has its own zip code, I don’t see why Meowth’s head couldn’t get a room.
Oh, ha ha. Rub it in, why don’t you?
*rubs it in*
*smears it all over*
and why would he get a room if he is by himself?
I’m really beside myself.
If it’s a scale model, you must be a fish. Or perhaps a ghoti.
Not that kind of scale.
He needs a room for his head so he can have some head room! Duh!
I need Max Headroom.
Yeah, and where is he when you need him? Got a time machine?
I left it in my other pants…
but you don’t wear pants!
Meowth,
Is that your tail, or are you just happy to see me?
i’m happy to see you.
(but not in the creepy way)
and, no, that is not my tail.
(its my third hand)
Gripping hand?
AAAAAAAAARGH MEOWTH IS A GUTTER IN DISGUISE EVERYBODY PUT ON YOUR TINFOIL HATS AND RUUUUUUUN!
No, I don’t normally wear pants, but when trying to steal Pikachu and various other Pokémon, I sometimes have to wear disguises. My tail is happy to see you. It curls with delight!
No Meowth is a gutter!
No! Please don’t fear of my eyes!
Ok, then, how about the soul?? Maybe it’s what’s behind those eyes.
Okay, you can fear of that, but not too hard, okay?
Just a little soft fear.
That is fine, as long as it isn’t cleaning flavored.
No, in fact it tastes quite dirty.
I think I’ll pass on that one, thanks.
It doesn’t have herpes, I hope.
Just wrap it up in a condom before eating it, for safety.
Shake off the whore dust and you should be fine.
Toy Only. You will not be able to see through people’s clothes.
darnit!
my life is worth nothing now!
Down from a peak of $.03?
$.04 thank-you-very-much!
That is what they say on those fake X-Ray specs they sell to kids. I used to have one because it made everything look all trippy.
I never needed them for that. A pair that made things look NOT trippy would have come in handy a few times.
Well, I’m the kind of kitty who never has used illegal mind altering substances. I can use the glasses to get the visual effect.
Or, apparently, legal mind-altering substances.
what about legal mind altering substances?
Such as?
You tell me. Alcohol certainly comes to my mind…
I hardly ever drink at all. I’ll have a warm sake sometimes when I go to a Japanese restaurant, but other than that, no. I’d say I might have one drink every couple of months or so, if even that.
I don’t see anything wrong with people having a drink if they don’t have a problem with it. It’s just not an option for me. And don’t get me wrong, I’m not proud of having done illegal drugs, and I don’t recommend anyone go that way, but it is a part of my history. And fortunately it IS history.
Just don’t do it again.
With the help of God as I understand him, if I keep working my program, I may not. I know for sure I am sober today, and have been every day since June 3, 1989. But the illness of addiction can never be presumed to be permanently defeated.
Amen! Addiction is a powerful foe.
You are still addicted to this site.
There are such things as “positive addictions.” Exercise is a good example. If you’re in the habit of regular exercise, and you go a few days without it, you’ll start to feel tense and restless and achy, all signs of a withdrawal syndrome. So I’d like to put my addiction to this site in that category.
Ah, I see! That is good, then.
I can’t say the alcohol does a whole of altering for me. I relax a bit, under proper circumstances, but feel kind of crappy the next day. Getting drunk just makes me feel ill, doesn’t change anything else.
There’s good research suggesting that alcoholics respond differently to alcohol than most people. In susceptible people, alcohol seems to trigger the formation of certain chemicals that cause euphoria. That’s one of the upsides of addictive illness: that I had more fun, in the beginning, with alcohol (and drugs) than any “normal” person can have. The downside, of course, is that addiction is a killer. Even today, with all the professional and non-professional help available for people with addictive disease [do note that I am NOT saying there is ENOUGH of it, just a lot more than there used to be], the large majority of people with addiction will still die of, or at least with, an active addiction. Even after my 20 years’ sobriety, the odds are probably no better than even that my illness won’t kill me yet. And that’s a sobering thought…
The euphoria definitely was there during the younger years, especially when there were mixed substances. Then it went away, go figure. I am the only adult in my family without some sort of substance issue. But I do love bitter chocolate!
Skooma! Sweet, sweet Skooma!
I don’t know what that is.
oblivion IV. some kind of drinkable drug. *shrugs* i dunno.
Is it legal in the USA?
skooma? or Oblivion?
Yes.
uhhhhhh…
Yes?
no, No, NO!…ok, yes.
Skooma is a fictional drug from the game The Elder Scrolls, and in the game it’s illegal and highly addictive. Oblivion is part of the name of the fourth edition of the game.
fun computer mods! i make people’s heads explode!
I have Oblivion, but I haven’t played it yet.
try a demo, you might like it!
Why try a demo when I have the full game?
Certain fungii (but that is honestly all I know about them other than that you need to know a lot more than I do if you want to pick your own wild fungii).
Really these days, at any given moment the lawmakers have trouble keeping up with all the substances being derived or synthesized in man’s endless quest to alter his nervous system.
I’d like to alter my nervous system and physical body enough to grow working wings on my back. I probably am too heave and not aerodynamic enough to fly with them, but they look cool.
Too heave, perchance to fly? Yes, I can see why you’d want to look like the flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz.
I typed heavy… Stupid HTTP Pixies! No, I want to look like a Catwings.
Next time go lighter on the keys, since typing heavy is apparently not good for your comprehensibility.
Are those the Ursula LeGuin creations in the kid stories? Those were charming.
Yes, they are.
I triple dog dare you not to fear of my eyes!
Keep your triple dog on a triple leash.
And let Jean Tripplehorn lead it.
I’ve never met her.
Neither have I, but if she’s three times as horny…
I see what you did there…
And you want to let her near your triple dog?
I’ve only got two dogs, and they’re both female. But no, I didn’t have bestiality on my mind. I seldom do.
I see. Be more careful next time, then.
Of what?
He who steals my avatar steals an ugly frowning yellow face.
I don’t think you’re ugly…
Just not attractive.
Like I said, the avatar may not reflect the appearance of the poster!
Try telling that to Meowth, he really thinks he looks like that.
I try not to concern myself with delusions unless I’m being paid good money to.
Oh, so you only do it for the money?
I do! John said the avatar “May not” look like the poster, which means that it also may!
Actually, I’m not a psychologist at all. It’s just a delusion.
If you’re not really a psychologist, how do you know it is a delusion?
Cerberus is only in Class One at obedience, and we never work off the leash at this early stage. Well, off the leashes in his case. He’s okay with Sit, Drop and Stay, and very good at Retrieve And Devour Escaping Souls, but Speak On Command is absolutely deafening, and as for Refuse Food, well, there’s always one head that just can’t leave the liver treat alone. Still, I have high hopes of getting him to CD standard by the end of the century.
When he finishes his CD, let us know where we can get a copy. I can’t wait to listen to it!
It must be a very unique sound!
That would be his “Companion Dog” qualification, Mr Smarty-bottom. it’s the Stand For Examination we’re having trouble with – he’s eaten three judges, half a dozen stewards and another dog’s handler so far. Much more of this, and we’ll be relegated to puppy class.
I never knew dogs had to learn to become puppies.
Don’t fear of my eyes – it’s the Dreadful Pun Hell fairy’s wand that you have to worry about…
Now that I’ve seen Jack oozing, I am a bit afraid.
I’m not daring but these glasses are just toy!i want a refund on that lama order i promised you!at least no guy from india called me telling me he wants to trade camels…
I don’t get you.
And I have no reason to comment these since all the others are a month old. And yet I do so.
I love how they manage to sum it up to just ‘Toy Only’. Disclaimers don’t have to take up half the box, folks.
have fun, but your eyes will hurt….
sucky scuky fiev dollah!