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Wow can I use Miley Cirus?
As what?
A bird scarer, in a field well away from the house, of course.
Compost. Definitely compost.
or do it acient greece style:chain her to a rock and then get a bird to eat her liver!}:)
What has that bird ever done to you?
I wouldn’t know, but I’m guessing perhaps some sort of special de-livery was involved.
It was an eagle that was sent to gnaw on Prometheus’s liver, not a stork. You wouldn’t want to get them mixed up, just imagine it, a couple awaiting their Happy Event, and then one evening, the wrong bird flies overhead, and splot! “Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Jones, you are the proud parents of a bouncing… chunk of liver???”
For the record I am ignoring that TRULY EXCRUCIATINGLY APPALLING pun in the hope that if I ignore it, it will go away.
Don’t think of pink elephants, doo-dah, doo-dah…
Great song in the title.
Now I have that song stuck in my head. XD
completely appropriate song-reference. i lol’d.
it says “everyone is free to use it”. And at the end it says “there are beds(inside)”.
and the guy who translated this translated it to “please use anyone”… hehe^^, i love this website.
Is very likely that, as is common in Japan, “any one” (for “any one of the available options”) was mistaken for “anyone” (for “any person”), since word spacing is something different there. It’s still very cute
The figure on the right: Someone’s been using her, and there may be a bed inside there!
And the circle begins again.
imposter!! you aren’t bluejade!!
I’m using you. All of you. You like that, doncha?
Watch it. Or that small child might just want to abuse you…
Of course, if Man-Shark is a parent, he’s well used to it.
Eurythmics quote win
But the pictures don’t look like a very sweet dream to me…
The second from the left is sweet. The guy on the invisible horse.
Yes, I imagine I could make a few bucks off him.
But will his invisible horse fit in your office?
I’d just tell him the grass is smiling at his horse, so the horse must detour.
And if the man is not an Engrisher, he’ll wonder whether he came to the right person.
I once found myself at work wearing two different shoes. Both black, but different styles. I almost rushed home to change, but I decided not to. When I got home, my wife said, “Weren’t you afraid your patients would wonder why they’re seeing some idiot who can’t find two matching shoes in the morning?” I replied, “The way I look at it is that they’ll think, ‘Well, here’s this guy who can’t even find two matching shoes, and he’s doing okay, so surely I can, too.’”
Or maybe they thought it was some sort of test. They probably went home wondering what they were supposed to learn from it.
You could have just taken off your shoes for the sessions (if your socks matched) and just let them think that you are one of those cool, relaxed psychologist.
Well, I don’t share your opinion, but then…who am I to disagree?
Why not? Are you looking for something? Everybody is.
Would I lie to you? Would I say say something that wasn’t true?
I’m gonna use you and abuse you
I’m gonna know what’s inside
Gonna use you and abuse you
I’m gonna know what’s inside you
I hope I am not creeping you out. I am just saying some of the lyrics so don’t get any weird ideas.
keep your heads guys an invisble horse is not out of the ordinary.
(well it depends on what your defenition of ordinary is)
I hope I’m not creeping you out, but you can’t keep me from getting weird ideas. Neither shrinks nor medications have yet succeeded at that!
I’ll have all the wierd and/or kinky ideas I want thank you very much! I wouldn’t act on them without my prospective partner’s agreement, and preferably active, willing and enthusiastic participation, though!
Good I didn’t want to be a perverting influence on you. I am glad to know you already have a dirty mind and therefore I am not responsible for any ideas you might get.
I’ve traveled the world and the seven seas.
How bout oceans?
Oceans don’t travel as much.
But lakes are natural travelers.
Really? All the lakes I’ve met prefer to settle down and stay in the same place…
A dirty mind is a joy forever.
Until it is brainwashed…
Have you ever had brainwash? It’s a type of spicy soda. It has jalapenos in it.
Sounds delicious.
I don’t think they sell it anymore. *cries*
I FOUND IT!! I stopped searching a few years back, but I just Googled ‘Brainwash Soda,’ and some places are selling it again!
Anywhere in the New England area?
Beverages and More? (Bev Mo)
LINK!! (name)
Sweet dreams are made of this! It isn’t what the dreams are about!
Like sugar!
They may be sugar coated, but I don’t know if it is the main ingredient.
But none of them are useful to me for what I had in mind.
Ah, but I notice you don’t tell us what you had in mind. How coy!
If you already know me, you already know what I had in mind.
But if you know me, you know if I know what you had in mind.
I know you and know that you know what I had in mind.
And if you know me, you would already know that I know you and know that you know what I had in mind.
So when you look at me
you better look hard and look twice
Is that me baby
or just a brilliant disguise
So that’s what the B stands for.
Tonight our bed is cold
I’m lost in the darkness of our love
God have mercy on the man
Who doubts what he’s sure of
Deep down Louisiana close to New Orleans,
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood,
Where lived a country boy named of Johnny B. Goode
Who never ever learned to read or write so well,
But he could play the guitar like ringing a bell.
Go Go
Go Johnny Go
Go Go
Johnny B. Goode
I vote for your avatar name to be JohnBGoode
“Maybe someday your name will be in lights
Saying Johnny B. Goode tonight.”
I second that!
(If my vote counts, that is!)
Just as long as you don’t first that!
}8(
John-ny u b good, now.
his ma said “son, someday you will be a man!
and we will throw your music in the garbage can!”
he never ever learned to read and rite so well,
but he could make a ukulele really sound like hell!
Go go! Go, Clarence, go go go!
We come on the sloop John B.
My grandfather and me.
Around Nassau town we did roam,
Drinkin’ all night
Got into a fight
Well, I feel so broke-up,
I wanna go home.
Good golly, miss Molly!
You rang?
That Lurch joke is getting old.
Actually, I was Miss Molly when I said it, so you rang for Miss Molly.
Different name, same old joke…
*Cries*
Don’t cry, just think of a new joke.
Travel the world, and the seven seas… Everybody’s looking for something… especially someone to use.
You don’t have to travel far, unfortunately, to find one of those. In fact, they seem to show up no matter how far I try to get from them!
Hold your head up! Move along.
It’s a placard warning about the perils of becoming a parent, reading from right to left of course: first you have to go through pregnancy, then you get a screaming demanding little wretch, then it makes you feel like you’re a hundred years old and finally you end up financially crippled. Breed at your own peril!
aaah the circle of life ^_^
Keep your tin foil hat on…
and it was all jolly good fun!
Every body i shall now be theQueenofSarcasm! i prefer it to my old name
oh and that square with the monacle atthe top is me too my email is new so it’s still me!
And I shall now be la conejita.
Space…. the final frontier.
to boldly stray where no mind has strayed before…
No mind? *Phsssh* I’ve already been there!
Are we the champions?
We are the champions my friend
And we’ll keep on fighting to the end
We are the champions!
We are the champions!
No time for losers
Cause we are the champions – of the world
We will! We will rock you!
Buddy you’re a CAT make a big noise
Playing in the street gonna be a big CAT some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place
Everybody! We will! We will rock you!
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening.
Galileo!
Galileo Figaro!
Magnifico!
Haha thats a line from “sweet dreams” by eurythmics. LOL
Welcome to last week!
haha marilyn manson?
ill use the wheelchair man