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Vomited Bag

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  1. first i want to say, EW!!
    secondly, *vomits*

  2. did somebody eat a bag, and then puke it? 8(

  3. BuckInARut says:

    That’s taking recycling a bit too far.

    • Shy Guy says:

      Well, it depends on what type of bag it was. If it was plastic, said person should not have tried to consume it in the first place. However, if it was paper, that can be digested and prove to be an excellent source of fiber.

      • JohnB says:

        Back in the ’80s. a bread that I believe was named “Fresh Horizons” came out, and it had several times as much fiber as any other bread. But as word got out that the fiber was being harvested from wood, the bread sank like a soaked log.

  4. Queen o' sarcasm says:

    a vomited bag?someone get me a “Wet floor” sign

  5. dr handle says:

    I suppose we should administer Ipecac until the rest of the luggage comes up too.

  6. General Lord Saber of the Ongoing Joke says:

    Woah… When I said it was a sweet bag, I didn’t mean it was candy!

  7. la conejita says:

    I’ll have one of those bags, I want to throw it up a tree.

  8. dr handle says:

    You know, that’s exactly what I said to the dog the other day when I came home and couldn’t find any of the mint plant except for the pot…

    • Droll not Troll says:

      The up side of the experience-That could be the only time her breath ever smells good!

      • la conejita says:

        And that your dog left your planted pot intact. You probably would be more worried about that than the mint.

        • dr handle says:

          I did get worried when I couldn’t find two of the pot feet stand thingies, but fortunately she’d only buried them rather than swallowed them. Just next to my potting trowel. A bit to the left of her Kong chew toy. My husband doesn’t call her ‘Shovelpaws’ for nothing.


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