I think this tap is coming on to me
PLEASE DONT TOUCH IT’ S HOT
PLEASE IT WITH YOUR GLASS
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Hot water dispenser for green tea in a conveyor belt sushi restaurant in Tokyo
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Uhhh…no thanks?
Congratulations on a first post that didn’t say a thing about being first. You may graduate from trolldom yet!
actually, i have been first comment without 1sting before! (check the last few posts!)
Sorry, I’ve been working today. It sometimes happens at my job.
You should really think about finding another job if it starts to happen too often. Once in a while, it’s okay, but if it becomes a habit …
I like not working!
Well…. Technically I am working… but not a job kind of working. Let me say that 9th grade SUCKS!!!
Ah…
That explains it.
A babytroll…
teentroll
Wait, so would you tap that?
Just wait until 12th…
I found the 24th a little challenging.
24th? O.O
Yes, I had this unusual summer gig, my second trip through graduate school, in an experimental program where I was teaching probability to third and fourth graders. The first day I told them I was in school, too, and so one of the kids raised his hand and asked what grade I was in. Rather than explain the whole system of post-secondary education, I did some quick mental addition and said, “The 24th.” Their eyes all got real wide, whether out of awe or terror I couldn’t say. I did another year after that, and so if we count my current on-line studies, I am now beginning the 27th grade. But the 24th was where I ran into multivariate analysis, where you have more than one output variable in a study as well as multiple input variables, so your results are in three-dimensional matrices, which rather taxed my powers of analysis to comprehend. Plus the program the prof insisted we use was a major pain in the arse, the most user-unfriendly program I ever ran into, where a line of code might consist of 27 spaces followed by a period, 11 more spaces and a 3, etc., and one space off made the whole thing run wrong. I got SO tired of counting spaces…
Oh, wow… That sounds like it sucked epically…
Now you’re using Big Words.
Read everything you can get your hands on. It dulls the pain and helps the time pass.
Oh, and by the way……. I will not be saying 1st anymore!
(first!)
my “glass” is not that fragile :/
Unless it is dropped out a window!
Whoops…there goes Tom! (:o
*Whistles*
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*Still whistling*
*crash*
He’ll be all right! He just landed on his glass! :I
OUCH MY GLASS D:!!!!
*grabs for his glass*
I think i’ll go get drunk to feel better >.<
Hope I don’t see you tomorrow! (Nothing personal, I just vaguely recall that those hangovers where I had also, say, fallen out a window (or fallen onto someone’s fist a few times, or wrecked a car, etc., besides getting drunk, made me none too pleasant company.)
If you please it with your glass, it will become an amused flying saucer.
Do not amuse me with your flying hat tricks!
We do not appreciate when you call our craft “hats.” Our saucer is no longer amused.
i’m breathing from my hat right now after that saucer was no longer amused…
The only one I am allowed to please with my glass is my husband. Sorry faucet, no matter how HOT you are, I can’t help you out with this one.
If it’s too hot, it would be a BAD THING!! *ouch!*
There are many meanings of the word, hot, and for some of the meanings, some of us like it very hot indeed.
Gotta watch that in German; saying “I feel hot” means “The temperature is too high for me”, whereas saying “I am hot” means, well, I bat for the other team, as it were.
So when Germans play baseball, and a batter is really hot, that means his runs batted in count for the other side?
Um… yes, John, you got that exactly right.
Don’t I always?
Of course you do. How do you feel about that?
I feel about it with my hands, but I still can’t tell what it is.
Some get pleasure by providing services to others. It pleases this tap and its boiler to provide hot water for your glass of tea or soup. It truly feels sorry if its hot water injures you in any way.
A horny faucet? What WILL they think of next?
It needs to be pleased without being touched.
Then only with glass.
It’s just very strict about safe secks. In fact, I think the glass must be sterilized first, and you must wear latex gloves.
Doesn’t say whether the glass needs to be hot or cold.
Perhaps Chihuly can do something with this one.
Cold glass, hot tap… I’m seeing a real possibility of cracking.
If you please it with your glass, it will become an amused flying saucer.
I often get complimented on my nice round glass.
Eye?
Nice round glass I.
Can I use my hand to please it? It will be fine because Ill use heat resistant gloves
Only if they’re made of glass. The gloves, that is. Or your hand.
Ooh, ancient original “Outer Limits” flash back….
Glass only.
*sigh*
I did have my hopes up since I do have some thermal resistance…
There, there. *comforting hand on shoulder* Don’t let it get your D.
Please the water cock with your tight little drink glass – yeah!
When visiting an adult entertainment shop (I was accompanying a workmate who was shopping for items for a hen’s night pass-the-parcel game) I was truly astonished to see the number of, er, items made out of glass. “Isn’t it a bit dangerous?” I asked, but no, apparently not. When you buy such an item, you get a little DVD that teaches you how to look after it. I wonder if the tap has watched the DVD?
> (I was accompanying a workmate who was shopping for items for a
> hen’s night pass-the-parcel game)
Of course you were. “Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more”….
I volunteered to go along, because having led a very sheltered life I’d never been into one of those shops, and thought it might be educational. It was ASTONISHINGLY educational. I had NO IDEA that it was possible, let alone legal, to do some of the things that this particular shop can equip you for, but I suppose that what informed consenting adults want to get up to is their own business. What really amazed me was exactly *how* educational it could be; the staff were lovely, no-nonsense people who clearly have dealt with clueless twerps before. They also have instructional DVDs for, well, EVERYTHING, from How To Use And Take Care Of Your Very Interesting Piece Of Glasswork, to How To Use And Maintain Your Strap-On And Harness (don’t want the leather perishing, it has to be cleaned and oiled just like saddlery), Proper Safe Use Of A Particular Battery-Powered Item, the list was endless. One of the glassware items was actually quite sculpturally beautiful, in blue and green glass, and if it hadn’t cost so much I might’ve bought it to use as a paperweight on my desk at work. (Then I could go “Aha!” at anyone who appeared to recognise what it was…) I was intrigued by the blow-up man dolls, and considered bringing one home for further study, but decided that I didn’t want my husband to feel like I was commenting on him. Or, worse, I didn’t want him asking if the doll could join us for a threesome.
That would totally blow
I’m not sure how to take that.
Did I do something to turn this tap on?
You turned its knob clockwise. >,<
I’m sorry tap,youre to hot for my tea….well i have oolong and it likes just a little hot water… No you can’t keep the glass!!!!!!!!!
Oolong do you have?
Just a few more minutes, but that’s long enough!
You’re easily satisfied.
dat glass